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Dragon Of Grief

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Jesus is on Earth!!! OMGZ!
« on: March 06, 2007, 07:44:08 pm »
http://abcnews.go.com/Primetime/story?id=2925021&page=1

You gotta read it to believe it... this man thinks he is the second coming. He is a former heroine addict, never went to college, yet claims he is Jesus.

Yeah, ooook :rolleyes:

People like this remind me why I am not a Christian anymore. lmao.

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« Reply #1 on: March 06, 2007, 08:19:37 pm »
There's been plenty of fools claiming that they're Jesus like this. 

Oh and he's a freakin Puerto Rican anyways...My people are all messed up.  I dont think I've met one that hasnt had some sorta problem lol.
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« Reply #2 on: March 06, 2007, 08:36:12 pm »
There's been plenty of fools claiming that they're Jesus like this. 

Oh and he's a freakin Puerto Rican anyways...My people are all messed up.  I dont think I've met one that hasnt had some sorta problem lol.
For some reason that made me lol.

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« Reply #3 on: March 07, 2007, 04:15:31 am »
That guy doesn't even look like Jesus. When people say they're Jesus, they have to look like his original incarnation.

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« Reply #4 on: March 07, 2007, 05:29:20 am »
About a million people claimed they were Jesus. And it's NOW one of gets noticed? This world is weird. O_o

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« Reply #5 on: March 07, 2007, 07:58:39 am »
There's been plenty of fools claiming that they're Jesus like this. 

Oh and he's a freakin Puerto Rican anyways...My people are all messed up.  I dont think I've met one that hasnt had some sorta problem lol.
This guy is living the good life! He has a nice house, expensive cars, he has it made!

There's been plenty of fools claiming that they're Jesus like this. 

Oh and he's a freakin Puerto Rican anyways...My people are all messed up.  I dont think I've met one that hasnt had some sorta problem lol.
For some reason that made me lol.
Me too Liz, me too.

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Re: Jesus is on Earth!!! OMGZ!
« Reply #6 on: March 07, 2007, 11:16:31 am »
I'm Jesus...no really, I am:




Really though, millions have claimed to be Jesus.

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Re: Jesus is on Earth!!! OMGZ!
« Reply #7 on: March 10, 2007, 01:16:49 pm »
hey! you never know!

Dragon Of Grief

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« Reply #8 on: March 10, 2007, 05:19:40 pm »
Please, anyone who claims they are Jesus needs a one way no return trip to the nut ward... just because the guy's name is Jesus doesn't make him the second coming. What about all the other Puerto Ricans named Jesus out there? Are they all the second coming as well :rolleyes:

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« Reply #9 on: March 10, 2007, 05:56:13 pm »
God damn what has this world come to... :unsure: This guy is a freakin lunatic!I am Christian and that is still stupid. Hell come when the world ends to carry us all to heaven. Hes not some 40 year old puertorican.

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« Reply #10 on: March 11, 2007, 09:23:05 am »
God damn what has this world come to... :unsure: This guy is a freakin lunatic!I am Christian and that is still stupid. Hell come when the world ends to carry us all to heaven. Hes not some 40 year old puertorican.
Great example. Use GD and try to say you're a Christian.

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« Reply #11 on: March 11, 2007, 10:14:38 am »
God damn what has this world come to... :unsure: This guy is a freakin lunatic!I am Christian and that is still stupid. Hell come when the world ends to carry us all to heaven. Hes not some 40 year old puertorican.
Great example. Use GD and try to say you're a Christian.
Haha. I am glad you said it before I did. I've been enough of a prick on this forum. It's someone elses turn :wub:

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Re: Jesus is on Earth!!! OMGZ!
« Reply #12 on: March 12, 2007, 09:33:41 pm »
Umm yea...



Mandy, ftw...


Real Christians don't say GD...

Dragon Of Grief

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Re: Jesus is on Earth!!! OMGZ!
« Reply #13 on: March 12, 2007, 09:45:32 pm »
I love it when Christians contradict themselves :rolleyes:

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« Reply #14 on: March 12, 2007, 10:58:28 pm »
Christians are just as human as anyone else...They still sin.  Real Christians still strive not to.  But I see no contradiction to anything...Only a lil girl who needs to learn to learn to not take God's name in vain.