Topic: 300...

[Patback399]

Another great part that was (I think) left out of the movie was how the Persians got to Thermopylae. They put old boats side by side for a makeshift bridge!

[Daniel]

They f'd up History.
All the chicks were almost flat.
The Graphics were...
...Lame.
The movie was freaking racist.
Xerxes was not black.

[Patback399]

They f'd up History.
All the chicks were almost flat.
The Graphics were...
...Lame.
The movie was freaking racist.
Xerxes was not black.

1. If you really cared about the size of the assets in a movie, I know a good genre for you.

2. Xerxes was dark-skinned. And how is that racist?

[IZ]

They f'd up History.
All the chicks were almost flat.
The Graphics were...
...Lame.
The movie was freaking racist.
Xerxes was not black.

1. If you really cared about the size of the assets in a movie, I know a good genre for you.

I love you.

[Lil Loco]

Lacking graphics?  I didn't notice any lack of graphic quality.  And aside from Xerxes' appearance, the rhino, making Ephialtes deformed, and maybe making the Spartans being a lil bit buffer than they probly were at the battle of Thermopylae, they pretty much followed Herodotus's accounts of the battle.  And they made that movie with a meager budget too, so that's more kudos for them.  I mean if you didn't like the movie then oh well...I still love it hahah.

Have you read The Histories?

Except for Calliope.  But now that you mention it, I think I'm gonna go read the final part.

[Daniel]

All the bad people were black...

And they weren't in a gang. Everyone knows that the only bad black people there are are in gangs. =p


And I don't care about their breast size very much. But theirs were boarderline non existent. It was almost like they were entirely flat.

If you are going to show something, do it right. =p

[Lil Loco]

Lol no, not all of the "bad guys" were black.  The vast majority were dark-skinned, as the Persians were a darker-skinned people.  As far as nudity goes, there was only a couple women shown and one of them was a younger woman so what do you expect?  The nudity that was shown wasn't meant to be a focal movie of the movie anyways.  You want breasts, go watch titi-porn, 300 is about Thermopylae not breasteses. 

[Daniel]

I didn't mean it that way...


What I meant is they might as well have not shown anything.


It would have been better that way...

[Elizabeth Rose]

Lolz Danny.