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The WORST God-awful Fan Fic ever.
« on: June 11, 2007, 08:24:54 pm »
hi! I am trying to make the worst god awful fan fic ever....

Enjoy!(If you can. >=])
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*outside spongebob's house.*

"Spongebob!! Come out here!!!" Screamed Patrick.
"What is it, Patrick?!" Said Spongebob, a little worried.
"The Little Mermaid is eating your house!!!!!!!!!!"
"No!!!!!" Said Ariel, teh lil mermaid.
"If you don't stop, you will get fat!" Said Sandy, conveniently appearing....
"America Crystal Power! Make-Up!"
-insert transformation music here-
"z0mg!!11!! Sailor America!!! Wait. Where did Sandy go? She was just here..." said Spongebob and Patrick.
"Say your prayers, Ariel! America! Big Mac Fattening!" said Sandy.
"Oh noes!!!!!" cried Ariel.
"Well, now that my house is not being eaten.. Now what?" said Spongebob.
"Oh hey, Sandy! zomg!!1!! Were did salor americah go!??!?!" Said Spongebob like an idiot.
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The suspense is killing you! Just where DID Sailor America go?!?! What will happen next?!?! Stay tuned!
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Please tell me how awful it is.

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Re: The WORST God-awful Fan Fic ever.
« Reply #1 on: June 12, 2007, 02:47:46 am »
Are you trying to deliberately make it awful? ???

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Re: The WORST God-awful Fan Fic ever.
« Reply #2 on: June 12, 2007, 07:50:49 am »
Just make Patrick emo and give SpongeBob some kind of disease and it will be terrible.  :wacko:

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Re: The WORST God-awful Fan Fic ever.
« Reply #3 on: June 12, 2007, 02:17:28 pm »
It is TRYING to be awful....

Part II power!
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"Zomg!!!! I love Sailor America!! I wonder who she is?! Hmm. Everytime she appears, Sandy dissapears. And she looks like Sandy. OMG!!!!! Sailor America is... PEARL!!!!" Said SpongeBob.
"I hate you all! I'm gonna go make out with another boy cause I am emo!" Cried Ariel, as she swam away to be emo.
"Aren't you a girl?" Asked Patrick.
"Err... Sure..." She replied.
"Well, now that that fat b*tch is gone, now what?" asked Sandy.
"Oh hey! The mail is here!" Spongebob screamed with joy.
"Omg!!!!! My HIV AIDS test came back positive!!!!" cried Sandy.
"Wow. That means EVERYONE in Bikini Bottom has aids now!!!! This is horrible!!!" replied Patrick.
"What now?!?!" inquired Sandy.
"We need help! Lets go to teh m00n ppl!" said Patrick.
"ok!" they all said.

~After many adventures which the author is too damn lazy to go into, they made it to the moon~

"z0mg!1!!!! teh m00n iz mazing!!!" babbled Patrick like an idiot.
"OMG!!! Invaders that aren't really that harmful, like most of our enimies, but our lives started to suck a long time ago so we are going to kill them!" said the Sailor Scouts.
"Ahaha! Incest power!" Cried Uranus and mineNeptune.
With that, they broke into a hawt cousin scene. o.O
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How will part III go?! Why the hell did I call them Sailor Scouts?! What is with the lame crossovers?!!? Find out next time!

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Re: The WORST God-awful Fan Fic ever.
« Reply #4 on: June 13, 2007, 06:33:25 am »
I could make a much more worse fan-fic...In fact I will.
It's pretty awful though.

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Re: The WORST God-awful Fan Fic ever.
« Reply #5 on: June 13, 2007, 09:52:14 am »
Hells no you can't.. I am gonna add chapter 3 today.
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-After a hawt lesbo scene which I can not go into, the story gets back on track-
"Ok! We need teh helpz0rz!!!!" Said SpongeBob.
"No one gets to see the princess while she is PMSing! No really. Trust us, you do NOT want to." Replied Neptune.
"But we must!!! Or else everyone in Bikini Bottom will die!!" Said Patrick.
"Just use YOUR Sailor SoldierScout.  Each nation has one contrary to the continuity of the series saying only Planets/Mini Planets/Moons/Asteroids have them. Now begone!" said Uranus like a *Female dog*
"Well fine. **** you, Uranus!" Said Sandy.
"Yes please..."She retorted.
"Gaaaah! Fine! I Challenge j00! America Crystal Power! Make-Up!"
"Argh.... Neptune Crystal Power! Uranus Crystal Power! Make-up!"
-Transformation  moosic here!-
"What the hell is going on?!!" Said AmiAmy.
"Just transform so we can 1 hit ko this ho..." Said Neptune in an annoyed voice.
"Mercury Crystal Power! Jupiter Crystal Power! Mars Crystal Power! pVenus Crystal Power! Saturn Crystal Power! Pluto Crystal Power! Make-Up!" Said Amy and the others who appeared out of freaking no where.
"Moon Eternal! Moon Crisis Power! Whatever the crap my transformation is! Make-Up!" Said Eternal Sailor Moon, Super Sailor Chibi Moon, and Tuxedo Kamen appearing out of freaking no where... AGAIN. -.-
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Why did I write nearly a whole chapter about Sailor Moon?!! Why did the Sailor "Scouts" appear out of freaking nowhere?! Why did Tuxedo Kamen never have a transformation sequence?! Find out in Part IV!
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Re: The WORST God-awful Fan Fic ever.
« Reply #6 on: June 13, 2007, 06:52:26 pm »
Its actually not that bad Daniel. :p

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Re: The WORST God-awful Fan Fic ever.
« Reply #7 on: June 14, 2007, 02:02:57 pm »
Part IV!!!
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"You have invaded! Prepare to die! Pink flower disgustingly cute attack!" cried Super Sailor Chibi Moon.
"Ow. That hurt as much as... getting hit with a feather..." Said Sailor America in an annoyed voice.
"Silver Moon! Crystal Power Lesbian Kiss!"
"Stop kissing me, Sailor Moon. I am sure bestiality is against the Moon Princess code." said Sailor America.
"Of course it isn't!" replied Sailor Moon.
"Really? You ALL know what THAT means!"
-This scene was cut out because it is too graphic for young eyes-
"Wow. That was hot. Now what?" Said SpongeBob.
"The only way to save Bikini Bottom is to gather the mystical stuffs. These include a Princess Staff, a Dragons Balls, a Honey Pot, a Pokemon's ball, a merman's rod, and a monsters crest. Don't ask how the *beep* I know all of this." Said Sailor Moon, who, by THIS point, should probably be Princess Serenity...
"Ok! We will set off then!" Said Sailor America. "by the way, Spongebob, Patrick, I am really Sandy Cheeks. Duh."
"Zomg!!11! rly?!?! i nvr new dat!!!!!!111" they both said, like the idiots they are.
"Where to first?" said San-- err, Sailor America.
"We should go collect these Dragon balls!" Said Spongebob.
"Take Super Sailor Mars with you. She pisses me off. I want her to leave for a while. She is such a *****." Said Sailor Moon.
"Well screw you, hobag!" said Sailor Mars.
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ZOMG!! What will happen next! When will they stop hating each other?! Where are these Dragons Balls?! STAY TUNED FOR PART V!

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Re: The WORST God-awful Fan Fic ever.
« Reply #8 on: June 14, 2007, 03:35:05 pm »
It doesn't suck because your trying to make it suck, thus making it good because you succeeded in your attempt to make a sucky fanfic.

:P

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Re: The WORST God-awful Fan Fic ever.
« Reply #9 on: June 14, 2007, 08:39:39 pm »
hey, its better than season 4!

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Re: The WORST God-awful Fan Fic ever.
« Reply #10 on: June 15, 2007, 10:34:23 pm »
Part V!!!!!!
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-In this chapter, we see our Protagonists, Super Sailor Mars, Super Sailor America, SpongeBob and Patrick about to embark on a journey to find the Mystical Dragon Ballz.-

~The author wants you to bear in mind he knows absolutely nothing about Dragon Ball except that it has dudes with big hair, and mystical Dragon Balls.~
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"Here! I think the Dragon Ballz are on a parallel Earth!" Said Sailor Mars.
"How do we get there...? We can't all do that drug induced teleport thing..." retorted SpongeBob.
"Fine.. Neptune, come here!" sighed Sailor Mars.
"What is it, hot cakes?" said Neptune sexily.
"Gives these two idiots moon crystals... So we can get moving..."
"Only girls can be Sailor Sol-- Scouts, lovecake."
"Did that stop us in Sailor Moon Stars?! No it did not! Now give them two of your moon crystals! Where do you keep those, anyway?"
"In a very, very safe place.. Wanna see?"
"Neptune! Stop flirting with the Mars!" said Uranus in a PISSED OFF voice.
"Yes, ok..." With that, Neptune pulled out two moon crystals from a place you do not wanna know about. Her pocket. O.O
"Now.. use these. When you take them you will know what to say..." She said in a lazy voice.
"Triton Prism Power! Nereid Prism Power! Make-Up!"
-with that, Spongebob and Patrick turned into Sailor Triton and Nereid, respectively. Did I mention they both became girls, and, like all the other Sailor Senshi, got d cups?-
"This is messed up!" said Sailor Triton, with good cause.
"Now. You, Hot cakes, Sailor America, and Sailor Nereid teleport to the alternate Earth!"
"DON'T CALL HER HOTCAKES!!!!!!!" Screamed Uranus like a -female dog-

After they teleported, they were met by none other than.... GOKU!!!!!!!
Unfortunately, seeing as how this part ties in with Dragon ball, it will take at least 3 chapters to do anything. Stay tuned for part VI!

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Re: The WORST God-awful Fan Fic ever.
« Reply #11 on: August 02, 2007, 02:24:27 pm »
actually this is the worst though not SB related
http://fanficofthelegendary.ytmnd.com/