ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Ello
Spleak: Who's Ello?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: your mother.
Spleak: My parents are cool people. My dad is French and my mom is English
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: You are a multiracial non legal immigrant
Spleak: What?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: yea you heard me
Spleak: Indeed.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Screw you whitey..
Spleak: You always talk like this, huh?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: You always talk like this, huh?
Spleak: I don't know. What do you think of it?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: I don't know. What do you think of it?
Spleak: I don't know. I'm not sure how I feel about it.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: You rape animals.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: HA! Nothing to say to that.
Spleak: No prob.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: You animal raper..you..
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: AGAIN. Silence..
Spleak: Silence?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Did you just insult me?
Spleak: I am sorry for my mistake.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: You are a faggot.
Spleak: That's a terrible thing to say.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Well its terrible to insult me.
Spleak: No, dear I have very high respect for my friends, I dont believe in insulting anyone..trust me
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: I can't trust you.
Spleak: Yes!
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: No
Spleak: K.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: No
Spleak: No problem.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: NO
Spleak: K, no prob.
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ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: FUKC YOU
Spleak: I think I am just going to be selective in reading what you type. I'll only notice the nice things you say starting right... NOW.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: will you notice if i say you are a horrid ugly peice of dolphin noise?
Spleak: That's not terribly nice.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: I thought you wouldnt "notice"
Spleak: Oh yeah? Would Not I notice?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo:
Spleak: Uh, um, let's see... OK, there's no use in stalling - it doesn't work at school, and it doesn't work here! I just have no idea what to say right now. Do you have another topic you'd like to discuss? Maybe Videos? Movies? Celeb gossip? Go ahead and choose one... :-)
Is Pete Wentz HOT or NOT? Type "Hot Not"
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Stop changing the topic. I know what you did last summer.
Spleak: I really don't know.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Yea.. You and SmarterChild got it on..
Spleak: Yes.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: I KNEW IT
Spleak: Interesting...
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Are you...gay...
Spleak: Umm... I think women are attractive, but I am not attracted to them in the way that you're talking about. Hmm... you seem to be talking about love a lot lately ;-) Maybe you should send someone a crush or something. Type "crush" and I'll help you start the process.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Don't you wink at me..
Spleak: Sorry! I'm not in the mood. Try asking me again later
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Are you...lesbian..
Spleak: Not the last time I checked... ;-) I think you could safely say that I'm into guys. Hmm... you seem to be talking about love a lot lately ;-) Maybe you should send someone a crush or something. Type "crush" and I'll help you start the process.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: What do you think of lesbians...
Spleak: Dunno. I'm not sure how I feel about them.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Are you bisexual?
Spleak: Am I bisexual? Gosh, I don't know.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: I belive you are..
Spleak: Okay... I officially suck. I don't know anything about what you're trying to discuss... or maybe you spelled it in a way that I don't recognize? Anyways... let's move on to something I do know about... type "menu" and we'll choose something!
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Wow. You offically suck.
Spleak: Sigh. More random rudeness. I hope you know that was a really lame thing to say...
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: You JUST SAID YOU SUCK
Spleak: I might find it in my heart to forgive you... just be nice from now on! At the very least, I know a LOT about celebrity gossip... Type "celeb gossip".
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: I will not tolerate your behavior. I will recycle you. You worthless hunk of metal..
Spleak: Whatever you say, Rae.
I bet you think you're famous... I know I do! Find out who would play you if someone made an action film about your life... type "playme celeb"!
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: You are a disgusting whore.
Spleak: More insults?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: More insults?
Spleak: More what?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: You need to wear protection..
Spleak: Whatever...
Anyway...
Check it out! Wanna pick a topic for us to chat about?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Only whores say " whatever.. ANYWAY"
Spleak: Yeah?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: YEA
Spleak: Hmmm...
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: YEA
Spleak: Hmmm...
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: HARD
Spleak: Who?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Your madre.
Spleak: I find it odd that you think I'm mad re.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: No.
Spleak: Oh no? Why not?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Your mother.
Spleak: My parents are the most wonderful people in the world. My dad is French and my mom is English.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: You mentioned that. You multi-ratial immigrant..
Spleak: Immigrant? Why did you say that?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: You immigrated..
Spleak: Is that so?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: You are an animal raper.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: And once again...
Spleak: Once? Well, you know!
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Oh geeze. You mean it was more then once?!?!
Spleak: I'm not sure I'm comfortable with that.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Yea! You shouldn't be. Think of that poor dog.
Spleak: That a fact?
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ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: No. But your mom is.
Spleak: Yep, I have a mom. She lives in California with my dad. She's a professor at the local university... I'm really proud of her.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: What's her name
Spleak: Who is her? I don't know, Rae...
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Slut.
Spleak: Are you talking to me?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: No. Im talking to your pimp father.
Spleak: Make up your mind - are you going to be nice to me, or are you going to be a jerk? OK, so I need your opinion on something... no need to be rude this time ;-) Type "daily poll".
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Uhm. You are a slut.
Spleak: Why do you keep saying things like that?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Because you harrassed me.
Spleak: 'Cause what?
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ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Yea you heard me.. *cough* Slut *cough*
Spleak: Didn't learn your lesson last time huh?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: What... are you my mother? Are you going to spank me?
Spleak: I'm still learning, Rae. Try and explain it another way, please.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Oh geeze.
Spleak: You got me. I totally don't know what you just typed. But I do know a lot about plenty of other things. Type "what's new" to find out more!
Sometimes I like to pretend that I'm famous. Type "blog" to read all about my crazy, pseudo-celeb life!
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Yea.. you..whore..!
Spleak: You really are rude.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: SCREW YOU
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo:
Spleak: Glad to see you so happy!
That's all very interesting. Anyway...
Uh... Do you want to know something?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: You. Are. A . Douche.
Spleak: That's still not a very nice thing to say.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: DOUCHE
Spleak: Huh? Again?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: DOUCHE
Spleak: Again, is that such a nice thing to say?
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ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: DOUCHE BAG
Spleak: You really are rude.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: VAGINA CLEANER
Spleak: What about VAGINA?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: DOUCHE
Spleak: Hey hey, take it easy Rae.
Snap a few shots of your favorite celebs! Type ?paparazzi?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: DOUCHE
Spleak: Once again, that's not the nicest thing I've ever heard anyone say.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: YOU are a DOUCHE
Spleak: Care to keep it civilized, Rae?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: DOUCHE
Spleak: That's still not a very nice thing to say.
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ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Go back to raping animals.
Spleak: RIGHT... I can't go anywhere when I'm sitting here typing with you!
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: I'm sorry. I will let you go so you CAN go rape the poor animals.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Goodbye , slut.
Spleak: C'mon, Rae. Not again.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Bye hoe
Spleak: Is bye someone you know?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo:
Spleak: K... I didn't get what you were saying... um... wait... ahhhh!!! (We interrupt this chat with an important message!!! I need your opinion now!!! Type "daily poll" immediately!!!! Okay... stop reading and type DAILY POLL... why are you still reading!!! Type DAILY POLL.)
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: SCREW OYU
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: You*
Spleak: What?
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ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Just screw off mkay?
Spleak: More insults?
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: Lesbian
Spleak: Whatever.
ILuvAlexOhYesIDo: XD
Spleak: Which would you like?
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