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Yeah.. you think you're such a Homestar Runner fan? YOU DON'T KNOW JACK!
Quote from: Sarah on August 27, 2007, 11:42:54 am5 bad things about Homestar!1) he has no arms, so he can't pick anything up to feed himself!!!!!2) he has no neck, so he can not observe his surroundings and can easily be attacked...3) he has no backside, since his legs just sprout from his torso, so he can't go to the bathroom!!4) with no neck, his jaw would collapse because he would have nothing to support it!5) he has no nose or ears, so he is greatly suseptable to being hit by a car or being mown down by a lawnmower.5 good things about Homestar!1) with legs that big, he can run fast...duh.2) no arms means he can claim 'disability benefit'.3) with no backside, he does not need to buy pants or even wear them!!4) he's a cartoon, so he can't feel pain!5) did I mention he's a cartoon!??LOL!HE CAN SO, HE HAS POOPED AND PEED IN HIS PANTS!!!!
5 bad things about Homestar!1) he has no arms, so he can't pick anything up to feed himself!!!!!2) he has no neck, so he can not observe his surroundings and can easily be attacked...3) he has no backside, since his legs just sprout from his torso, so he can't go to the bathroom!!4) with no neck, his jaw would collapse because he would have nothing to support it!5) he has no nose or ears, so he is greatly suseptable to being hit by a car or being mown down by a lawnmower.5 good things about Homestar!1) with legs that big, he can run fast...duh.2) no arms means he can claim 'disability benefit'.3) with no backside, he does not need to buy pants or even wear them!!4) he's a cartoon, so he can't feel pain!5) did I mention he's a cartoon!??LOL!
