What you didn't know about them. (Episode 1)
Madame Mim: Do you have any threes?
Hades: Go Fish.
(Jafar shows up at door with a PS3.)
Ursula: Where did you get that money?
Jafar: I paid for it with fake dollars.
(Everyone grins.)
Jafar: I made my own game. I call it Dynasty Warriors: Disney Villains Edition.
Hades: All right let's play! I'm getting sick of Go Fish.
A while later...
Yzma: Secure the southern gate!
Maleficent I'll stop you right there!
Madame Mim: Not if I stop you first!
Shere Khan: Scar, I'm coming for you.
Scar: So be it.
(Everyone gets mad at each other and begin an actual fight.)
Somewhere in the fight: SON OF A ***** GOD****IT MOTHER****ER!!!
Later...
Scar: I guess that wasn't a good idea. What else do you want to do?
Jafar: We could read porn magazines.
Frollo: Why not fight for who has sex with who?
Maleficent: We can get our revenge via prank call.
At the phone...
Ursula: This is the pizza guys. You get free pizza if you come over to 013 Evil Drive in a half hour.
A half hour later...
Aladdin: Were here for the free piz... uhhh... This isn't the pizza place is it?
(All the Villains Beat Up The Heroes)
Frollo: Now can we sex?
Yzma: NO!!!
Shere Khan: Why not film a movie about Madame Mim?
Madame Mim: Good idea!
(Everyone looks at Shere Khan)
Shere Khan: Could be a video about me having sex with Madame (Madame Mim looks at him weirdly and angrily.) ... uhh... Mim? OH GOD!!! THE RHINO FORM!!! CALL THE ANIMAL CONTROL!!!
(Gets hit by Madame Mim's rhino form.)
End of Episode.
