Topic: Girls are pretty :D

[VulturEMaN]

Yes they are ^.^

I currently have a serious g/f, whom is in love with me (i intend to go as far as possible (no not that kinda distance...i meant marriage) if she can stay with me

I also have 2 girls that decided to casually date me without asking lol. It's cool tho, cause we go out and they wanna pay for nearly everything, and i look like a total pimp with a girl on each arm haha.

My serious g/f doesn't mind the other 2, just as long as i don't kiss em. She said "well, atleast i know you're getting fed and entertained while I'm off in NYC...and your friends must be envious lol"

On a related sidenote, I am now confused (due to society changing the rules) as to what 2nd and 3rd base are. I know first is kissin, and home is well, umm....haha....but yea....society sucks lol...if u wanna pm me the answer, I'd be more than happy

[SpongeBrain]

YO YOUS A PLAYYAHHHHHHH

Here are some hints as to what they are:

2nd - What are you doing when you poke someone?

3rd - What do you do when n64 cartridges get dirty?

[IceFox]

3rd - What do you do when n64 cartridges get dirty?

I swiftly insert me dolphin noise into said cartdride.

Edit: No metaphors in this post.

[Scilla]

isnt 3rd the same as home?

and 2nd is about boobies... right?
hahahah this is hilarious

[VulturEMaN]

isn't it lol...

thats what i thought they were sponebrain, but apparently this girl thought that ur #3 was #2 O.o

so i'm wondering what her #3 is instead then haha

[IceFox]

isn't it lol...

thats what i thought they were sponebrain, but apparently this girl thought that ur #3 was #2 O.o

so i'm wondering what her #3 is instead then haha

[VulturEMaN]

fk you hahahaha

[Fink]

uhhh.

I thought first was a kiss.

Second was... touchy feely.

and third was getting down and dirty without hitting home.


eye dee kay?



And your girlfriend is pretty damn lenient. Wish my boyfriend would let me have two boys on each arm. :| haha not really.

[Patback399]

Abstinence Bases:
(Courtesy Stephen Colbert)

1st Base: Small chatter.
2nd Base: Eye contact.
3rd Base: A randy joke. (Why did the mayonnaise blush? It saw the salad dressing.)
Home: Furious dry humping.

[VulturEMaN]

rofl patback xD

and ty fink

[MiraclrPlz]

Jesus Christ they permit any threads these days.  It wasn't that way back in my day.  Back in my day in 2003 you got banned on here for a week for calling someone a moron.  Well i wasn't banned for that I was banned for 6 months for threatining to kill a mod, and then again in Nov. 2005 for a year and a half for...i dont even remember what.

[VulturEMaN]

Unfortunately you don't run stuff. Neither do I, but I help. If a mod wanted this removed, they could just do it themselves and I would understand.


*ninja edit*

[SpongeBrain]

Jesus Christ they permit any threads these days.  It wasn't that way back in my day.  Back in my day in 2003 you got banned on here for a week for calling someone a moron.  Well i wasn't banned for that I was banned for 6 months for threatining to kill a mod, and then again in Nov. 2005 for a year and a half for...i dont even remember what.

I'm glad we're less strict now

[VulturEMaN]

*ninja edit*

what did u edit? lol

[Patback399]

Jesus Christ they permit any threads these days.  It wasn't that way back in my day.  Back in my day in 2003 you got banned on here for a week for calling someone a moron.  Well i wasn't banned for that I was banned for 6 months for threatining to kill a mod, and then again in Nov. 2005 for a year and a half for...i dont even remember what.

I'm glad we're less strict now

Are kidding me? This place is in a state of complete anarchy.