This is what was in my "copy" clipboard this morning (minus the string of "=" signs)
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Sure, not much of an update today, but it certainly beats getting your {
vulgar term for male inseminator; rhymes with "rock"; starts with "c"} stuck in one of those wall-mounted porcelain urinators and having to have somebody dial 911 for you to get Medic One to come out and smash the uranator off the wall with a large ball peen hammer without douching themselves with icy cold water from the urinator's water inlet pipe and/or damaging your {
vulgar term for male inseminator; rhymes with "rock"; starts with "c"} in the process of "walltoliet removal".

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This is for Tuesday morning's update that I post daily on another BBS in the "Daily Check-In...Keep on Top" thread.