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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #390 on: November 12, 2009, 05:33:00 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: Light-Up Nail Clipper[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/nail1.jpg[/img]

http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/nailclip.htm

This product received that dreadful "uranator screen" rating at once. [img]http://safeco2.home.att.net/shake.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.home.att.net/poi3.jpg[/img]

[b]?DRESSING UP AS A LARGE URANATOR (LIKE LENNY ON "THE SIMPSONS"), HUCKING A GIANT URANATOR MINT AT A KRUSTY OLD CLOWN, AND SUBSEQUENTLY CAUSING THE CLOWN TO LOUDLY EXCLAIM "A URANATOR MINT?!?"  ERROR IN 36864

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/uranator.gif[/img]


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New evaluation: Light-Up Nail Clipper



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/nailclip.htm

This product received that dreadful "uranator screen" rating at once.



?DRESSING UP AS A LARGE URANATOR (LIKE LENNY ON "THE SIMPSONS"), HUCKING A GIANT URANATOR MINT AT A KRUSTY OLD CLOWN, AND SUBSEQUENTLY CAUSING THE CLOWN TO LOUDLY EXCLAIM "A URANATOR MINT?!?"  ERROR IN 36864

READY.





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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #391 on: November 13, 2009, 05:57:51 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://insulatorz.home.att.net/m2.htm]SureFire M2 Centurion[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://insulatorz.home.att.net/m2-3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/m2-1.gif[/img]

[b]?SOME TOTAL BUNGSNOIPE (A TRUE BUTTWEED) MISREAD THE LABEL ON A BOX OF POTATO BUDS AS "POTATO BUGS", THOUGHT THAT HE HAD A BOX FULL OF BEETLES, SO HE CARRIED THE BOX TO THE BATHROOM, DUMPED IT IN THE WASTEPAPERBASKET, AND SUBSEQUENTLY HAD NO SMASHED POTATOES WITH HIS DINNER  ERROR IN 53280

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/potato1.gif[/img]


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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

SureFire M2 Centurion





?SOME TOTAL BUNGSNOIPE (A TRUE BUTTWEED) MISREAD THE LABEL ON A BOX OF POTATO BUDS AS "POTATO BUGS", THOUGHT THAT HE HAD A BOX FULL OF BEETLES, SO HE CARRIED THE BOX TO THE BATHROOM, DUMPED IT IN THE WASTEPAPERBASKET, AND SUBSEQUENTLY HAD NO SMASHED POTATOES WITH HIS DINNER  ERROR IN 53280

READY.





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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #392 on: November 14, 2009, 05:27:57 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://insulatorz.home.att.net/m2.htm]SureFire M2 Centurion[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://insulatorz.home.att.net/m2-1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://insulatorz.home.att.net/m2-2.gif[/img]

[b]?SOME BUNGHOLE (A TRUE BUTTSNOIPE) SAW THE EPISODE "ROCK BOTTOM" ON SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND THOUGHT THAT "FISH PASTE" WAS USED FOR MAKING SANDWICHES  ERROR IN 53281

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

(you would had to have watched the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom" in order to "get" this one)

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/23/rock.gif[/img]


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SureFire M2 Centurion





?SOME BUNGHOLE (A TRUE BUTTSNOIPE) SAW THE EPISODE "ROCK BOTTOM" ON SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS AND THOUGHT THAT "FISH PASTE" WAS USED FOR MAKING SANDWICHES  ERROR IN 53281

READY.



(you would had to have watched the SpongeBob SquarePants episode "Rock Bottom" in order to "get" this one)



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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #393 on: November 15, 2009, 05:31:23 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifteen/milky.htm]Milky Candle[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifteen/milky3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/milkcand.gif[/img]

[b]?SOME ROYAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE FARTKNOCKER) WAS PLAYING THE GAME "WOLFENSTEIN 3D" ON HIS COMPUTER, SAID "I DON'T WANT TO SHOOT THE NICE POLICEMAN" AND WAS SURPRISED WHEN THE "POLICEMAN" WASTED HIM ANYWAY  ERROR IN 36864

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledlights.home.att.net/police0.gif[/img]


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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Milky Candle





?SOME ROYAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE FARTKNOCKER) WAS PLAYING THE GAME "WOLFENSTEIN 3D" ON HIS COMPUTER, SAID "I DON'T WANT TO SHOOT THE NICE POLICEMAN" AND WAS SURPRISED WHEN THE "POLICEMAN" WASTED HIM ANYWAY  ERROR IN 36864

READY.





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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #394 on: November 16, 2009, 05:23:41 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.home.att.net/kl2.htm]SureFire KL2 LED Bezel[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://safeco2.home.att.net/kl2-3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/kl2-3.gif[/img]
Newer spectrometer software & settings used.

[b]?SOME TOTAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE BUNGKNOCKER) LISTENED TO THE SONG "SMASH BULBS" BY THE VANDALZ AND PROCEEDED TO BREAK LIGHT BULBS WHILE THEY WERE BURNING IN THE RECEPTACLES USING A WOODEN BASEBALL BAT  ERROR IN 36864

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/23/smash.gif[/img]


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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

SureFire KL2 LED Bezel




Newer spectrometer software & settings used.

?SOME TOTAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE BUNGKNOCKER) LISTENED TO THE SONG "SMASH BULBS" BY THE VANDALZ AND PROCEEDED TO BREAK LIGHT BULBS WHILE THEY WERE BURNING IN THE RECEPTACLES USING A WOODEN BASEBALL BAT  ERROR IN 36864

READY.





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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #395 on: November 17, 2009, 05:29:29 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.home.att.net/kl1.htm]SureFire KL1 LS Bezel[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://safeco2.home.att.net/kl1-3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/kl1-4.gif[/img]
Older-style (original) KL1 bezel.

[b]?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF USED HYPODERMIC SYRINGES (DIRTY NEEDLES) IN THE SHARPS DISPOSAL CONTAINER   ERROR IN 33076

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/twenty2/needles.gif[/img]


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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

SureFire KL1 LS Bezel




Older-style (original) KL1 bezel.

?ILLEGAL QUANTITY OF USED HYPODERMIC SYRINGES (DIRTY NEEDLES) IN THE SHARPS DISPOSAL CONTAINER   ERROR IN 33076

READY.





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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #396 on: November 18, 2009, 05:25:37 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b][url=http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifteen/pr917.htm]McGizmo's PR-917 Bezel[/url][/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/fifteen/pr917-3.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/pr917-4.gif[/img]
Newer spectrometer software & settings used.

[b]?SOME ROYAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE FARTKNOCKER) WAS PLAYING THE GAME "WOLFENSTEIN 3D" ON HIS COMPUTER, SAID "I DON'T WANT TO SHOOT THE NICE POLICEMAN" AND WAS SURPRISED WHEN THE "POLICEMAN" WASTED HIM ANYWAY  ERROR IN 36864

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledlights.home.att.net/police0.gif[/img]


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McGizmo's PR-917 Bezel




Newer spectrometer software & settings used.

?SOME ROYAL ASSCLOWN (A TRUE FARTKNOCKER) WAS PLAYING THE GAME "WOLFENSTEIN 3D" ON HIS COMPUTER, SAID "I DON'T WANT TO SHOOT THE NICE POLICEMAN" AND WAS SURPRISED WHEN THE "POLICEMAN" WASTED HIM ANYWAY  ERROR IN 36864

READY.





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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #397 on: November 18, 2009, 07:22:47 pm »
Why do you post here?

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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #398 on: November 19, 2009, 05:36:07 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]Novigear Keychain Flashlight[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/novi1.jpg[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/novi1.gif[/img]

[b]?SOME DIMBULB DILLHOLE (A TRUE BUNGSNOIPE) HEARD SOMEBODY SAY "SHOOT THE PULSAR" SO HE HOSED DOWN A WRISTWATCH INSTEAD OF WASTING THE SQUIGGLY ENEMY IN THE ATARI GAME TEMPEST  ERROR IN 36864

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/23/tempest2.gif[/img]


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Novigear Keychain Flashlight





?SOME DIMBULB DILLHOLE (A TRUE BUNGSNOIPE) HEARD SOMEBODY SAY "SHOOT THE PULSAR" SO HE HOSED DOWN A WRISTWATCH INSTEAD OF WASTING THE SQUIGGLY ENEMY IN THE ATARI GAME TEMPEST  ERROR IN 36864

READY.





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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #399 on: November 19, 2009, 06:09:45 am »
Why do you post here?
That would be like asking a fish why it swims. :o
The title of this thread is "The Ctrl + V Game" (and I started threads like this on two other BBSs), so I post whatever I have in my CTRL-V buffer. B)

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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #400 on: November 19, 2009, 06:23:30 am »
No, no. Why do you post scores of lighting luminosity and spectrum reviews on a Spongebob Squarepants message board?

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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #401 on: November 19, 2009, 12:10:42 pm »
No, no. Why do you post scores of lighting luminosity and spectrum reviews on a Spongebob Squarepants message board?

Because that's what's in my CTRL-V buffer, as I post them to two other BBSs every morning. -_- :ph34r: -_-

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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #402 on: November 19, 2009, 09:50:18 pm »
Alright, you don't like rhetorical questions. I'll phrase it in a form of an assertion.

You are playing a game. This "game" revolves around linking to your own site. You play it on an almost inactive message board. No one else is playing the game with you. You keep replying to your own posts, sometimes for ten days at a time, one post each day.

A guy comes along and asks you a rhetorical question, in hopes of an illuminating answer. He gets a tautology - "I'm doing it because I'm doing it."

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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #403 on: November 20, 2009, 05:26:32 am »
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In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

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[SIZE=6][COLOR=Red][b]New evaluation: TipSee Tilt-Activated LED Light[/b][/COLOR][/SIZE]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/tipsee1.jpg[/img]

http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/tipsee.htm

[b]?SOME DIMBULB DILLHOLE (A TRUE ASSCLOWN) BOUGHT A PAK RAT UPRIGHT COIN-OP ARCADE VIDEO GAME FROM EBAY, PLAYED THE LIVING TWEEDLE OUT OF IT, AND SUBSEQUENTLY BECAME ADDICTED TO PAK RAT FOR PETE SAKES  ERROR IN 36864

READY.[/b]
[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/cursor.gif[/img]

[img]http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/23/pakrat.gif[/img]


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This translates to:------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

New evaluation: TipSee Tilt-Activated LED Light



http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/24/tipsee.htm

?SOME DIMBULB DILLHOLE (A TRUE ASSCLOWN) BOUGHT A PAK RAT UPRIGHT COIN-OP ARCADE VIDEO GAME FROM EBAY, PLAYED THE LIVING TWEEDLE OUT OF IT, AND SUBSEQUENTLY BECAME ADDICTED TO PAK RAT FOR PETE SAKES  ERROR IN 36864

READY.





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Re: The Ctrl + V Game
« Reply #404 on: November 20, 2009, 05:59:21 am »
Alright, you don't like rhetorical questions. I'll phrase it in a form of an assertion.

You are playing a game. This "game" revolves around linking to your own site. You play it on an almost inactive message board. No one else is playing the game with you. You keep replying to your own posts, sometimes for ten days at a time, one post each day.

A guy comes along and asks you a rhetorical question, in hopes of an illuminating answer. He gets a tautology - "I'm doing it because I'm doing it."

I'm sorry - I didn't realise you were asking a rhetorical question; I had no intention whatsoever of giving you a tautology.

But what I answered with is the truth: the material is in my CTRL-V buffer because I post it to two other BBSs every morning.
I also started a "The CTRL-V Game" thread on two other BBSs (one is a board I post these spectrographic & beam cross-sectional analyses and new product evaluations on, the other is about TV commercials).

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