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Bikini Bottom Horror (comedic horror)

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Rated-R:
Prolouge:

(One afternoon in bikini bottom.)


Fish:Hey I just got Super Mario Galaxy.

Fish 2: Cool lets play it.

Fish 1: (Pops game in Wii)

Game: WARNING: IF YOU LOSE ALL YOUR LIVES, A GOOMBA WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU AT MIDNIGHT!!!

Fish 1: Yeah right.

(10:00 PM)

Fish 1: Crap! I got a Game Over.

Fish 2: Im gonna go upstairs.

(11:59 PM)

Clock: (Strikes 12:00)

Fish 1: That's odd. I never remember buying a strawberry clock. (Get the reference?)

Fish 2: WHAT"S THAT!!!???

Fish 1: (Turns around and sees a silouhette (sp?) of a Goomba.

Fish 1: AHHHHHH!!!

(Both get shot by Goomba and die.)

Day 1:

(Sandy's Treedome)

Sandy: Whew! It took me forever to find Halo 3 at a retail store.

(pops game in 360)

Game: WARNING: IF YOUR 360 GETS A RED RING OF DEATH, BARACK OBAMA WILL BECOME A TERRORIST AND SUICIDE BOMB YOUR HOUSE!!!

Sandy: Whatever

(Later)

(Red Ring of Death occurs on 360)

Sandy: Aw, Shucks!

(Even Late)

Sandy: (Looks above to see bomber plane in the sky)

(Bombers drops bombs on Sandy's House)

Sandy: AHHHHH!!!

(Sandy dies of being bombed.)

Obama: Now no one can stop me! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Spongebob: (Sees Sandy's house trashed.)

Spongebob: hmmm...

(Goes inside and sees Sandy's corpse.)

Spongebob: OH GOD!!!

(to be continued)

Hannahbal:
So I'm going to go out on a limb and conclude that you're not a very big fan of Barack Obama...

Rated-R:
No, not really. Half of me sees him as just talk, the other half sees him as a terrorist in disguise.

cariz14:
wat is this thread all about?

just asking...

dobson95:
Sandy: Help Me!! Please!!
Spongebob: What can i do Sandy?
Sandy: Take my XBOX to the computer store and get it fixed, then buy me a hotdog
Spongebob: But dont you need an ambulance?
Sandy: My XBOX is more important than my life
Spongebob: OK Sandy, but the nearest computer store is in the North Sea
Sandy: I'll do it myself!
* Sandy explodes due to high blood pressure *

THE END

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