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Bikini Bottom Horror (comedic horror)
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Rated-R:
Prolouge:
(One afternoon in bikini bottom.)
Fish:Hey I just got Super Mario Galaxy.
Fish 2: Cool lets play it.
Fish 1: (Pops game in Wii)
Game: WARNING: IF YOU LOSE ALL YOUR LIVES, A GOOMBA WILL COME TO YOUR HOUSE AND KILL YOU AT MIDNIGHT!!!
Fish 1: Yeah right.
(10:00 PM)
Fish 1: Crap! I got a Game Over.
Fish 2: Im gonna go upstairs.
(11:59 PM)
Clock: (Strikes 12:00)
Fish 1: That's odd. I never remember buying a strawberry clock. (Get the reference?)
Fish 2: WHAT"S THAT!!!???
Fish 1: (Turns around and sees a silouhette (sp?) of a Goomba.
Fish 1: AHHHHHH!!!
(Both get shot by Goomba and die.)
Day 1:
(Sandy's Treedome)
Sandy: Whew! It took me forever to find Halo 3 at a retail store.
(pops game in 360)
Game: WARNING: IF YOUR 360 GETS A RED RING OF DEATH, BARACK OBAMA WILL BECOME A TERRORIST AND SUICIDE BOMB YOUR HOUSE!!!
Sandy: Whatever
(Later)
(Red Ring of Death occurs on 360)
Sandy: Aw, Shucks!
(Even Late)
Sandy: (Looks above to see bomber plane in the sky)
(Bombers drops bombs on Sandy's House)
Sandy: AHHHHH!!!
(Sandy dies of being bombed.)
Obama: Now no one can stop me! MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
Spongebob: (Sees Sandy's house trashed.)
Spongebob: hmmm...
(Goes inside and sees Sandy's corpse.)
Spongebob: OH GOD!!!
(to be continued)
Hannahbal:
So I'm going to go out on a limb and conclude that you're not a very big fan of Barack Obama...
Rated-R:
No, not really. Half of me sees him as just talk, the other half sees him as a terrorist in disguise.
cariz14:
wat is this thread all about?
just asking...
dobson95:
Sandy: Help Me!! Please!!
Spongebob: What can i do Sandy?
Sandy: Take my XBOX to the computer store and get it fixed, then buy me a hotdog
Spongebob: But dont you need an ambulance?
Sandy: My XBOX is more important than my life
Spongebob: OK Sandy, but the nearest computer store is in the North Sea
Sandy: I'll do it myself!
* Sandy explodes due to high blood pressure *
THE END
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