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2005 field beast- Explained.
« on: February 10, 2008, 03:16:53 pm »
Hello. It has come to my attention that this boards was among many that were lied to by Chester, who came on here back in 2005 spread falsehood about the so called field beast legend that thrived in my town for some time during that summer. I came across the photos, and I can give you a full explanation of what happened during that time.

Summer 2005, having fled his mental hospital, a 38 year-old African American dwarf with down syndrome and progeria wandered and eventually got himself lost in a field where two nearby teenagers were playing. Startled, one of the two teenagers (Chester, or as you may knew him better as, Amsalp) took a photograph of what he thought was a unidentified creature. The press eagerly took the pictures, some of them real, other fake and went to the newpapers where for several months it was thought that we had a cryptid on our hands. It wasn't until that Fall was the connection was made, and the so called "cryptid" was found living in the woods by a stream, and thus the story had come to an end.

I felt having known Chester for awhile, still refuses to speak of the creature and/or revisit the board, so I decided to let you all know what really happened, so you aren't worried about "field beasts" as many of you were, I assume.

-Cygnus.
« Last Edit: February 10, 2008, 03:29:35 pm by Cygnus »

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Re: 2005 field beast- Explained.
« Reply #1 on: February 10, 2008, 04:08:37 pm »
Finally, we can all sleep at night knowing this field beast has been stopped.

Thank you.

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Re: 2005 field beast- Explained.
« Reply #2 on: February 10, 2008, 04:42:20 pm »
I REMEMBER THAT THREAD. lol. I didnt take it seriously, though.

Cygnus

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Re: 2005 field beast- Explained.
« Reply #3 on: February 10, 2008, 05:33:59 pm »
I have the newspaper article, you've seen it, don't give me that. You just want to keep this idiotic story going.

Cygnus

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Re: 2005 field beast- Explained.
« Reply #4 on: February 10, 2008, 05:38:26 pm »
It says 2005 on the article.

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« Reply #5 on: February 10, 2008, 05:44:45 pm »
haha!!!! alright!!!!!

Cygnus

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Re: 2005 field beast- Explained.
« Reply #6 on: February 10, 2008, 05:47:53 pm »
People like Derrick and Chester are just trying to keep the story going, it was just a down syndrome dwarf. Believe me.

King Neptune

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Re: 2005 field beast- Explained.
« Reply #7 on: February 10, 2008, 06:55:57 pm »
Is it just me or does everyone like these guys?

You guys are always welcome in my town to find dwarfs/field beasts or w/e.  :ph34r:

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Re: 2005 field beast- Explained.
« Reply #8 on: February 11, 2008, 01:32:10 am »
link pls

David

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Re: 2005 field beast- Explained.
« Reply #9 on: February 11, 2008, 02:09:43 am »
I feel like such a n00b.

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Re: 2005 field beast- Explained.
« Reply #10 on: February 11, 2008, 03:31:46 am »
LMAO

Oh goodness that was good stuff.

I never took Amsalp seriously.  And I don't think anyone here ever believed that story.

That dude was a dolphin noise.

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Re: 2005 field beast- Explained.
« Reply #11 on: February 11, 2008, 02:51:04 pm »
Pshh I f you wan't to know the real truth listen to this, Did you know that steel melts at..... wait wrong conspiracy theory.

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Re: 2005 field beast- Explained.
« Reply #12 on: February 11, 2008, 07:48:11 pm »
I wonder who's the mastermind that plays Ampsalp and this Cygnus douche and all of the other retards that come every once in a while, like MSP.

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Re: 2005 field beast- Explained.
« Reply #13 on: February 13, 2008, 09:15:10 pm »
I wonder who's the mastermind that plays Ampsalp and this Cygnus douche and all of the other retards that come every once in a while, like MSP.

It's Tom Kenny.
Fer sure.

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Re: 2005 field beast- Explained.
« Reply #14 on: April 19, 2009, 02:45:01 pm »

In order to make it through the world one needs some insanity.