Topic: Fairly Odd Parents Quote Collection!

[mermaidman97007]

Timmy: Cosmo! Wanda! Whats going on I dont know anything!
Cosmo: Welcome to my world!

I have alot, but Ill let you guys post em :cool:  

[spongehead91]

Timmy: if i dont make it out of here... tell my dad... he's wierd -from episode 'that black magic'

[Coach_Bowsersquid]

Timmy's Dad[Sees picture of Crocker on the e-mail) TIMMY! You're not supposed to be going on those kinds of websites!

[spongehead91]

cosmo:(draws a picture of a monkey) I made a monkey!
jorgan:(turns cosmo into a monky) SO DID I

[SpongeBrain]

"Why can't men be beutiful?"-- Timmy's Dad

[mermaidman97007]

Crocker: Today in my attempt to scar you for life...we'll play...MUSICAL LAB PARTNERS!!!!

[Hannahbal]

Timmy, you know not to make your dad scream like a girl three times in one day!
-Timmy's Mom

"Timmy... I'm most respecting your privacy by knocking, but asserting my authority as your father by coming in anyway!"
-Timmy's Dad

"Evil redheads make Boy Bands say 'Ewww'!"
-Crimson Chin Action Figure

Wanda: He thinks everything's funny. Watch. [to Cosmo] Pudding.
Cosmo: Ha! Ha! Ha! She said pud then ding!

And this is us cowering in fear 5 minutes ago...
And THIS is us cowering in fear 30 seconds ago...
And THIS is us...
-Cosmo

Wanda: I'm carsick!
Cosmo: I'm Cosmo!

Wanda: We have good news and bad news.
Timmy: What's the good news?
Cosmo: I named my nickel Philp!
Timmy: What's the bad news?
Cosmo: It's a girl nickel!

"Chunky, hunky. Hunky, chunky, hunky."
-Cosmo

"What's this fascination with my fanny?"
-Timmy's Dad

Timmy: "Any more good news Nickel Boy?"
Cosmo: "My nickel!"

"Cheese pants! It's the great lost Cheese Pant mountain! They said it didn't exsist! They said I was crazy; but I knew!"
-Cosmo

Timmy's Dad- "What! Forgot your birthday!"
Timmy's Mom- "We'd never forget your birthday Tommy!"

 

[spongebobDF329]

Cosmo: I stink at small talk, go ahead, ask me about the weather!
Timmy: How's the weather?
Cosmo: Gahhh!!!!! See? That dosen't make sense!!!!
                                           -Abracatastrophy, The FOP movie

[Jashani]

Awww...No more big,angry mobs!
-Cosmo

"I need a video game that will scare the pants off me!"
"Well you're already going to be in the bathroom so your pants will be...(Wand cuts him off)
 

[mermaidman97007]

You want more!? I'll show you what magic...along with the proper planning, and a little psychosis...can do!!!!"

[Hannahbal]

Cosmo: He's da bomb! I read that in a teen magazine!

Timmy: Word!
Chip Skylark: Don't say that.

Chip Skylark: That's wickety-wickety-whack!

[garyfan]

Cosmo: I thought you said plastic surgery!.....I'm keeping them

[IZ]

Timmy: I'm this dogs dog!
Wanda: Isn't that a rap group?
Cosmo: Word.

Timmy: I was lost, like Cosmo in a smart-guy-convention.
Cosmo: That was a secret smart guy convention.
Timmy: Uh, no it wasn't?
Cosmo: Riiiiiight!

Cosmo: We have a secret level 13 probation hearing.
Wanda: Which isn't a secret anymore,
Cosmo: Riiiiiiiight!

[Banana]

Timmy: Stop yelling at me!
Wanda: Stop yelling at me for yelling at you!
Timmy: Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at me!
Wanda: Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at me for yelling at you!
Timmy: Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at me!
Wanda: Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at me for yelling at you!
Timmy: Stop yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at me for yelling at you for yelling at me!
Cosmo: Stop yelling at Wanda for yelling at you for yelling at Wanda for yelling at you for yelling at blah blah blah!

...Or something along those lines.  

-Banana

[mermaidman97007]

Timmys Dad: And thats all you need to know about where babies come from.

Timmy: So whats the machine for?

Timmys Dad: I'll tell you when your older.