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Patrick:
Here it is, my second one! I dont know if it'll be as good though. here we go:

Squidward *wlking to the krusty krab*:If i have to work there any longer with spongebob, i'll die! Ive gotta do something, I know...
Customer: Can i have a some lemonade with a BIT of sugar, not to much lemons, and put a tomato in it.
squidward: What did u say? huh. ZZZZ ZZ ZZZZZ
customer:um, sir..
squidward: What did u say? huh. ZZZZ ZZ ZZZZZ to tired.
cutomer: Ill just have to tell teh manager.
         *one minute later*

Mr. Krabs: WHAT, ur not doing work so I cant make money! I mean, errrr, customers happy!
*squidward doesn't answer*
Mr. Krabs: i didnt know i had to say this but...UR FIRED!
Spongebob: NOOOOOOOO! Squidward, how!?!?! DONT LEAVE, NOOOO!
Squidward: *walks out* glad thats over with *laugh*
Patrick: *pops in window* hello krusty krew!
Spongebob: *sniff* Patrick, it's just me now, squidward, got, f-f-f-f-ii-i-i-ired!
Patrick: *gasp*
Spongebob: It just happened.
Patrick: Ill go and cheer him up!
Spongebob: YAY, that'll make him feel better!
 
       *patrick goes to squidwards house while he's playing the clarinet*

Patrick: hi squidward.
Squidward:AHHHh *clarinet goes flying in the air onto patricks head.
Patrick: wow, nice hat! thanks!
Squidward: Give that to me! What are u ddoing here!?!
Patrick:  im gonna cheer u up!
Squidward: go away patrick.
*patrick stands there without making a noise*
Squidward: go away patrick!
*patrick stands there without making a noise*
Squidward: well i guess if he's just gonna stand there like that ill paint.
Patrick: YAY!
*Squidward's painting*
Patrick:tee hee hee tee.
Squidward: WHAt?
Patrick:that's a funny painting.
Squidward: hahaha, it is! But wait, it's a psinting of me!

 *later*
Squidward: time for my 12:00 sun bathing!
Patrick:Whats a bath.
Squidward: Where u swim and get clean.
patrick: WOW, ill do that "bath" thing u talk about, new experiences are always good!
*one hour later*
Squidward: Finally, peace and quiet. *gets up* WHAT IS THAT!
Patrick: *hauling logs and stuff* it's gonna be a slingshot! A giant one!
Squidward: *oh, no, i cant stand it, having one patrick is like 5 spongebobs! i gotta get my job back at the krusty krab!*
*squidard runs off yelling: I WANT MY JOB BACK!
*at the krsuty krab*
Squidward: I want my job back!
Mr Krabs: IT's about time, but since u were fired, i wil take a dollar off ur sallerey.
Squidward: But, then my sallerey will be nothing! O well, it's better than patrick!
Spongebob: UR BACK! YAY!
           *at patricks house*
Patirck: to bad squidward isnt here to see this!
*patrick gets in the slingshot*
Patrick: Time to go sun bathing!
*pulls a string and he flies off towards the sun.
Patick: Squidwards right, sunbathing is great! OUCH OUCH  OUCH  OUCH  


The End

garyfan:
Its pretty good!

SS4Gohan:
That's really really great, Patrick. I can't wait until the 3rd one!

-SS4Gohan

cmonkey:
Thats pretty funny, there's some pieces from a few different episodes, like the one where Squidward gets fired, and where Patrick is Squidward's best friend.

SS4Gohan:
and the giant slingshot part... wait, not really... never mind

-SS4Gohan

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