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chuchino55

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« on: July 15, 2003, 05:17:52 am »
This is a fanfic I wrote, I hope you enjoy it.

Plankton's Evil Plan
(Inside Plankton’s Lab in the Chum Bucket, Plankton is thinking up evil plans,
and his computer wife Karen is constantly commenting on how stupid they are)
Plankton: I’ve got it!
Karen: What now?
Plankton: I’ll walk up to Krabs and ask him for a Krabby Patty! He’ll surely
give it to me!
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
Karen: That’s the stupidest plan I’ve ever heard! Besides, you already tried
that! That was your first attempt at getting a Krabby Patty!
Plankton: So? It might work!
Karen: Did you really go to college? Because I don’t think someone who went to
college should be as stupid as you are
Plankton: Quiet down! I’m trying to think here!
Karen: I shouldn’t have married you…
Plankton: We’re married? I can’t believe I married a computer! What was I
thinking?
Karen: *sigh*
Plankton: I’ve got it!
Karen: What now?
Plankton: I’ll walk up to Krabs and ask him for a Krabby Patty! He’ll surely
give it to me!
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
Karen: That’s what you just said!
Plankton: So? It might work!
Karen: Stop repeating yourself!
Plankton: Quiet down! I’m trying to think here!
Karen: Whatever.
Plankton: I’ve got it!
Karen: What? An even stupider plan then the last one?
Plankton: No! I’ll invent a ray gun that can turn everybody into jellyfish! Then
while the whole town is floating around in Jellyfish Fields, I’ll steal a Krabby
Patty!
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
Karen: That’s the 2nd stupidest plan I’ve ever heard! And what’s with that annoying
laugh?
Plankton:
Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
Karen: Shut up!
(A robotic hand comes out of the frame around Karen’s monitor and slaps Plankton
across the room)
Plankton: Heheheheheheheheh *SLAP* OUCH! Well, time to start working on that
transmogrification ray.
Karen: You’re such an moron!
(The robotic hand starts reaching for Plankton again, Plankton pulls out Karen’s
plug)
Plankton: That should teach you a lesson, you stupid computer!?
Karen: .............
Plankton: Whatever. Now time to start working on my ray gun thingy!

*2 hours later...*

Plankton: It’s finished! Now all I have to do is press this button and…
(Plankton is reaches out for a button on his jellyfish transmogrification ray
machine. He presses it.)
Plankton: Heheheheheheheheheheheheheheh
Machine: WARNING! WARNING! Automated Self-Destruct mode has been activated!
Plankton: Huh? Ahhhhh! I pressed the wrong button!
(Plankton starts slamming buttons crazily trying to stop it)
Machine: You cannot override this setting! Beginning countdown! 10… 9… 8…
Plankton: I should really learn to stop putting an Automated Self-Destruct mode
on all my machines.
(Plankton runs out of The Chum Bucket screaming)
Plankton: AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!
(The Chum Bucket explodes behind him)
Plankton: Now what am I supposed to do?
(Plankton starts trying to think of something)
Plankton: There’s nothing I can do now except steal a Krabby Patty the old
fashioned way.
(Inside the Krusty Krab, Plankton is planning to steal a Krabby Patty, Spongebob
is making them, Squidward is giving the patties to an angry line of customers
and Patrick is being stupid and taking everybody’s food.)
Plankton: I’ll just listen in on their conversation and strike when the right
time comes!
Spongebob: Orrrrrderrr upppppp, Squiiiiiiiidwarrrrd!
Squidward: Whatever.
Scooter (the surfer dude): Duuuuude, Hurry up! The service here stinks! I’ve
been waitin’ in line for, like, 3 days, man! It’s totally boring, duuuuude!
Squidward: Here you go sir. A Triple Krabby Deluxe Supreme with the works deep
fried in beer batter and smothered in ketchup, mustard, relish and mayonnaise on
a stick made from plastic wood.
Patrick: Is that for me?
(Patrick runs up and grabs it)
Patrick: Thanks Squidward! And I didn’t even know plastic wood existed!
Scooter: Hey! He stole my food again, duude! Kick that dude outta here, man!
He’s totally lame!
Squidward: Patrick! Stop taking people’s food you barnacle-head!
Patrick: Hey Squidward! That guy working the cash register looks exactly like
you!
Squidward: *sighs* Look, Patrick, just STOP TAKING THE CUSTOMER’S FOOD BARNACLE
BRAIN!
Patrick: No Squidward you got it all wrong! My brain’s a toaster, not a
barnacle! I wonder what plastic wood tastes like.
(Squidward turns towards Spongebob)
Squidward: Spongebob, your stupid friend Patrick is taking the customers food!
Spongebob: Bahahahahahahaha
Squidward: Shut up.
Spongebob: He’s probably really hungry. I’ll make 100 Krabby Patties for him!
Squidward: 100 Krabby Patties? That will take forever!
Spongebob: Orrrrrderrr upppppp, Squiiiiiiiidwarrrrd! 100 Krabby Patties!
Plankton: (silently) Heheheh! 100 Krabby Patties! I’ll just take one of them and
no one will notice!
Squidward: Whatever.
Scooter: Is my food finally done? Awwwwsoooome!
Squidward: No.
Scooter: Oh yeah! I didn’t order 100 Krabby Patties, I ordered a Triple Krabby
Deluxe Supreme with the-
Patrick: 100 Krabby Patties! Mine! Mine! Mine!
(Patrick runs to the front of the line, takes the patties and runs back to his
table)
Scooter: Hey, that dude wasn’t even in line!
Squidward: So?
Scooter: Why are you serving him instead of me? That’s totally unfair, man!
You’re lame!
Patrick: Shut up! I’m trying to eat!
(Patrick throws a Krabby Patty at Scooter)
Scooter: Dude, ouch!
(The Patty bounces off Scooter and lands directly in front of Plankton, Plankton
picks it up and walks out the door)
Plankton: That was easy!
(Plankton walks back to the wreckage of The Chum Bucket)
Plankton: Now all I need to do is put it in the analyzer! Wait a second! I
forgot. The Chum Bucket is destroyed... Huh?
(Plankton sees the analyzer sitting in the middle of the floor without a scratch
on it)
Plankton: Well, that was unexpected.
(Plankton throws the patty in)
Analyzer: Krabby Patty 100% Analyzed.
Plankton: Yes! Yes! YES!
Analyzer: Krabby Patty-50% Krabby, 50% Patty.
Plankton: WHAT!?!
(The analyzer explodes)
Plankton: Stupid machine!
The End
 

Patrick

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« Reply #1 on: July 15, 2003, 06:47:39 am »
it was pretty good, some parts were pretty funny, but soem weren't. but overall it was pretty well done.

SS4Gohan

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« Reply #2 on: July 15, 2003, 08:21:12 am »
It's really odd... that last part of your fanfic... I made up a little story about that, you know 50% krabby 50% patty... oh well I guess I just won't post it here... anyway, that was a pretty good fanfic!

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« Reply #3 on: July 15, 2003, 09:14:14 am »
The ending is funny!  Thats a pretty good fanfic.
Check out my website, www.spongezone.net... oh, nevermind

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« Reply #4 on: July 15, 2003, 04:39:08 pm »
Yeah... are you thinking of making another one?

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« Reply #5 on: July 15, 2003, 05:51:28 pm »
I dunno if ill make a new one... if i get a good idea then i will.

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« Reply #6 on: July 15, 2003, 08:53:56 pm »
That one was pretty good! I actually enjoyed reading it.
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