*spongebob turns on system*
Spongebob: O boy!
*the screen says, press start*
Spongebob: Which button is start again? Hmmmm, This one? No. This one? No.
This one? No.This one? No.This one? No.This one? No. Oh ya! This one!
Tv: welcome to the adventures of: Mermaidman and Barnacle Boy!
Spongebob reading off the tv: We find our heros in the retirement home...
Mission 1, help mermaidman get to the bathroom in time.
Spongebob: the first level! okay, just move to the left, up the stairs, o no! his dentures fell out! grab them, grab themmmm. Got them! Just two more steps, i made it! I have to go through the cafateria, got to open the doors....
tv: tap the A button rapidly to open the door.
*spongebob taps it*
Spongebob: got to do it faster. *taps faster* faster....*taps faster* I MADE IT! Uh oh, gota watch out for the old lady....
*two hours later*
Spongebob: I made it!! This seems to be a hard game, i should get the players guide!
Plaeyers guide: Now, once you get the bubbler bra, go after the atomic flounder. When you fight him, use the blue slippers to mega jump in him, then use the bubbler bra to burst him! Thats the first villan down in B.A.N.A.N.A (books are not apples but they are acorns).
Spongebob: Wow, this is hard! I have to play it again,
Mission 3, eat the big sized krabby patty and save mermaidman.
Spongebob: Wow, the first level u get to play as barnacleboy!
*knock knock*
Spongebob: someoens at the door, hello?
Patrick: hey spongebob, what u doing?
Spongebob: Im playing mermaidman and barnacle boy, the video game!
Patrick: i ordered mine, it should be here very soon, well, i gotta go, it's here.
Patrick: Thanks mister, finnaly, the super razor 5000! "the best for shaving belly buttons",
*patrick opens it, and rubs it on his belly button.*
Patrick: Oh, man, it doesn't work! Wonder if it tastes like sand?
*patrick muunches on it*
Back at spongebobs house.
Whew, well, that was a hard days work, tiem to go to bed.
*the next morning*
Spongebob: time to play you know what!
*walks to the game*
spongebob: hey, the system is still on, what's this?
Tv: good job, you have beaten thsi game, o wait, a secret boss.
Spongebob: What? hmmmm, a secret boss? Oh no! the mega starfish of ultimate destruction, in his eighties! gary, dont look, he's to hideous!
*the mega starfish of ultimate destruction goes onto the screen and falls down*
tv: good job, u made the mega starfish of ultimate destruction die of a heart attack.
Spongebob: I beat the game!!! WOO-HOO!
Gary thinking to himself: Spongebob doesnt even know I beat it, oh well, there's always chess.
*Back at patricks house*
Patrick: Finnaly! I got a hair off, it does work!!
