I hope you don't mind if I unofficialy screw your comic.
I couldn't even tell what the cripes was going on. After a couple of minutes I finally figured out that in the first panel, it was a present. Then it took me another minute to make out what it said. Then, in the second panel some white block appeared, with some text, which was typed in all blasted capitals! Then in the third panel some spiral magically appeared. Oh joy. Now onto the fourth panel. Two white things start talking, and end the sentance with the best punctuation I've ever seen. Half a dozen question and exclamation marks. Then in the fifth panel, Spongebob (which looks like a slice of pizza), is getting sucked into the spiral. The drawing was so bad you had to point out that it was Spongebob, you should never have to do that. Then you end the first "issue" with the classic "To Be Continued", except is was spelt wrong.
Now for the second issue. It starts off with this green scribble, with this yellow square with black lines all over it, that's supossed to resemble arms etc. Then some yellow square with colours in it appears, followed by some talking. Then there's some black X, for some reason. IN the next panel, you were to lazy to draw the boss, so you just ut a blob of grey that's supossed to be the boss' shadow. Then Spongebob says something, and it ends. You spelt continued wrong again.