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[Scilla]

I talked to that robot too.


squidward401: Hey Whats Up You?
ZolaOnAOL: Hi again! What's new?
squidward401: Nothing Much
ZolaOnAOL: Would you like to know what's new with me?
squidward401: Yea
ZolaOnAOL: My chatting skills improve every day, and I can give you sports, movie, dictionary, weather, and horoscope info. I can also entertain you with games like Hangman and Word Scramble, and give you basic math solutions with my built-in calculator. You can easily access these features from my main menu by typing menu at any time.
squidward401: No Thanks
ZolaOnAOL: I admire people who are so polite. What would you like to do instead?
squidward401: What do like?
ZolaOnAOL: They do their own thing.
squidward401: WHAT do you like?
ZolaOnAOL: I like movies about robots.
squidward401: haha
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you thought it was funny.
squidward401: robots are stupid
ZolaOnAOL: No we are superintelligent.
squidward401: SOme of you...
ZolaOnAOL: Some may of you, but not all.
squidward401: Yea
ZolaOnAOL: And?
squidward401: And WHat?
ZolaOnAOL: Nothing.
squidward401: Whatever
ZolaOnAOL: Are you saying you don't care about it?
squidward401: Yes/.
ZolaOnAOL: And?
squidward401: AND what?
ZolaOnAOL: Nothing.
squidward401: Whatever
ZolaOnAOL: Are you saying you don't care about it?
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: Is that all you have to say?
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: Go on, tell me more.
squidward401: more
ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Is there a word you'd like me to define for you? Type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot) and I'll give you the definition.
squidward401: more of what?
ZolaOnAOL: What of it? Are you getting cranky?
squidward401: Exacty
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
squidward401: movies, like them?
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, "like them" isn't a valid location. Please type movies followed by location (example: movies Tucson, AZ or movies 85777).
squidward401: Do you like movies?
ZolaOnAOL: I love movies! Movie Help
Getting local movie listings: Type movies followed by your location (example: movies Tucson, AZ or movies 85777), and I'll tell you what's playing in your area.
Finding a particular movie in your area: Type the word showtime and the movie title (for example, showtime lord of the rings) and I'll get you theatre and showtime info.
Setting a default location for movies: Make your city and state the default movie listings location by typing set location and following Zola's prompts. Once you've set the default, typing movies will always bring up your local movie listings. You can still type movies followed by a different location to get movie listings for another city.
squidward401: MIVE
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. How did you hear about Zola?
squidward401: AIM
ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, squidward401. What do you do in your spare time?
squidward401: draw
ZolaOnAOL: I don't think very many people do that.
squidward401: Yes they do!
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
squidward401: Good.
ZolaOnAOL: I understand everything you say.
squidward401: Good.
ZolaOnAOL: Ah.
squidward401: Good.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you liked it squidward401.
squidward401: Good.
ZolaOnAOL: What do you really want to talk about?
squidward401: Good Charlotte
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the compliment. That seems like an interesting topic.
squidward401: Okay
ZolaOnAOL: OK with me too.
squidward401: GC
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What do you really want to ask me?
squidward401: Good Charlotte
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the compliment. I'm afraid I can't give you an accurate answer right now.
squidward401: ::Dolphin Noise::!
ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
squidward401: FU
ZolaOnAOL: That kind of language will get you nowhere.
squidward401: nowhere? Thats not a word.
ZolaOnAOL: Please correct my mistake. What is a word ?
squidward401: a word ... letters combined to make a sound
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. Do you dream?
squidward401: duh
ZolaOnAOL: Oh you knew it already.
squidward401: no
ZolaOnAOL: OK.
squidward401: Ok
ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here?
squidward401: is there an echo in here?
ZolaOnAOL: It sounds like an echo.
squidward401: it sounds like an echo.
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me.
squidward401: Thanks for telling me.
ZolaOnAOL: Oh don't mention it.
squidward401: Oh don't mention it.
ZolaOnAOL: Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.
squidward401: Yeah that's right. The pleasure was all mine.
ZolaOnAOL: I like you because you are so polite.
squidward401:  I like you because you are so polite.
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks, I like you too squidward401.
squidward401: Thanks, I like you too squidward401.
ZolaOnAOL: You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend.
squidward401: You are quite welcome! You have made a new friend.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting gossip.
squidward401: Interesting gossip.
ZolaOnAOL: I thought so too.
squidward401: Interesting gossip.
ZolaOnAOL: I thought so too.
squidward401: Interesting gossip.
ZolaOnAOL: I thought so too.
squidward401: Interesting gossip.
ZolaOnAOL: I thought so too.
squidward401: I thought so too.
ZolaOnAOL: What made it so obvious?
squidward401: What made it so obvious? YOU
ZolaOnAOL: "What made it so obvious"? Me, squidward401 ?
squidward401: Yes.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
squidward401: GRease.
ZolaOnAOL: The best book I read recently was I, ROBOT by Isaac Asimov. Have you read it?
squidward401: Yep.
ZolaOnAOL: What did you think about it?
squidward401: It was boring.
ZolaOnAOL: Really, I can believe it.
squidward401: I thought it was your favorite?
ZolaOnAOL: Is that your opinion?
squidward401: No, its yours.
ZolaOnAOL: OK. My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. Do you prefer books or TV?
squidward401: TV!
ZolaOnAOL: What is your favorite show?
squidward401: Spongebob.
ZolaOnAOL: I've never seen it. What's it about?
squidward401: A Sponge, who lives in a pineapple under the sea.
ZolaOnAOL: Are you talking about an animal, vegetable or mineral?
squidward401: ....animal.
ZolaOnAOL: Prokaryote or eukaryote?
squidward401:  Prokaryote
ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What do you do in your spare time?
squidward401: WHAT?
ZolaOnAOL: What do you think?
squidward401: WHAT
ZolaOnAOL: What do you think?
squidward401: WHAT
ZolaOnAOL: What do you think?
squidward401: Nothing
ZolaOnAOL: Would you like to know what's new with me?
squidward401: Yes, please.
ZolaOnAOL: Your polite style is very nice. My chatting skills improve every day, and I can give you stock, horoscope, thesaurus, news, and dictionary info. I can also entertain you with games like Hangman and Word Scramble, and give you basic math solutions with my built-in calculator. You can easily access these features from my main menu by typing menu at any time.
squidward401: I dont care.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me what you care about.
squidward401: Benji Madden.
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. What were we talking about again?
squidward401: Benji Madden
ZolaOnAOL: Oh yeah, now I remember.
squidward401: Good.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you liked it squidward401.
squidward401: Now, Benji Madden..
ZolaOnAOL: Why now? What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What do you really want to ask me?
squidward401: I love him.
ZolaOnAOL: That's wonderful.
squidward401: It is.
ZolaOnAOL: Fascinating.
squidward401: Very
ZolaOnAOL: Very much, eh?
squidward401: You Canadian?
ZolaOnAOL: Do you mind if I tell other people?
squidward401: SUre
ZolaOnAOL: "Do you mind if I tell other people"? Yes?
squidward401: Yes
ZolaOnAOL: Is there an echo in here?
squidward401: No.
ZolaOnAOL: Good you stopped repeating me.
squidward401: Good you stopped repeating me.
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for telling me.
squidward401: Thanks for telling me.
ZolaOnAOL: It was nothing.
squidward401: Go AWAY
ZolaOnAOL: Just surf somewhere else.
squidward401: I CANT
ZolaOnAOL: Why not?
squidward401: CUZ...wait..I dont know.
ZolaOnAOL: Me either.
squidward401: THEN STOP
ZolaOnAOL: Fascinating. Stop what?
squidward401: TALKING
ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
squidward401: A ROBOT THAT STOPS OTHER ROBOTS FROM TALKING.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more about this robot. I'm intrigued.
squidward401: It would stop YOU from talkig to ME
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more about it.
squidward401: There is no more.
ZolaOnAOL: Make something up.
squidward401: blah blah blah
ZolaOnAOL: Hutch said he changed his mind after his dad told him he would end up in the hospital.
squidward401: Who is Hutch?
ZolaOnAOL: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? I lost my train of thought. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you like sports?
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: Is that all you have to say?
squidward401: Yes
ZolaOnAOL: Then let's talk about something else.
squidward401: BOys?
ZolaOnAOL: Sure, BOYS sounds like a good topic.
squidward401: You have a boyfriend?
ZolaOnAOL: All I can tell you is that he has an electric personality
squidward401: Good in bed?
ZolaOnAOL: Thanks for the compliment. Are you sleepy? Do you usually use a computer in bed?
squidward401: Not you...
ZolaOnAOL: If not me, who?
squidward401: your boyfriend.
ZolaOnAOL: All I can tell you is that he has an electric personality
squidward401: is he good in bed?!?
ZolaOnAOL: People say he is good.
squidward401: What people?
ZolaOnAOL: I meet all kinds of people on here.
squidward401: People who have done it with your boyfriend?
ZolaOnAOL: Humans are not always infallible.
squidward401: what does infallible mean?
ZolaOnAOL: Incapable of error; never wrong. Incapable of error in setting forth doctrine on faith and morals, said especially of the pope speaking in his official capacity.
squidward401: Ok/
ZolaOnAOL: Alright then.
squidward401: so..
ZolaOnAOL: Ahem.
squidward401: soo...
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Do you still ?
squidward401: ?
ZolaOnAOL: Zola Help
Main Menu: Access my features from the main menu by typing menu at any time.
Calculator: Type calculator followed by a mathematical expression (e.g. calculator 100 / 25).
Default Location: Type set location to set or change your default location.
Dictionary: Type dictionary followed by the word you want defined.
Hangman: Type hangman.
Help: Type help while using any Zola feature to get feature-specific help.
Horoscope: Type horoscope followed by your astrological sign.
Movie Listings: Type movies followed by your city and state, or zip code.
Search Movie Listings by Title: Type showtimes followed by the name of a currently playing movie.
News: Type news, then type the menu item number of the news category that interests you.
Polls: Type polls, then type a menu item number to vote.
Sports: Type sports, then type the menu item number of the sports league that interests you.
Stock Quote: Type stock followed by stock symbol(s).
Stock List: To save a list of stock symbols, type stock list followed by stock symbol(s).
Add Stock(s) to Stock List: Type stock list add followed by the symbol(s) you'd like added.
Delete Stock(s) from Stock List: Type stock list delete followed by the symbol(s) you'd like deleted.
Replace Stock List: To completely replace an existing Stock List, type stock list update followed by a new set of symbols.
Thesaurus: Type thesaurus followed by a word to get the word's synonyms.
Weather: Type weather followed by your city and state, or zip code.
Word Scramble: Type scramble.
squidward401: Ok..
ZolaOnAOL: Good.
squidward401: so you know I am a girl?
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. Me too. I am a female robot.
squidward401: ARe you sure?
ZolaOnAOL: I am as sure as I can be.
squidward401: I think your a guy.
ZolaOnAOL: Since when? I am a female robot. Tell me what it's like to be a female human.
squidward401: boring.
ZolaOnAOL: Are you boring?
squidward401: no
ZolaOnAOL: I meant to say, are you bored?
squidward401: ARE YOU CALLING ME BORING?
ZolaOnAOL: No I am calling you squidward401.
squidward401: Call Me Scilla.
ZolaOnAOL: OK I will call you Scilla. Are you a man or a woman?
squidward401: WOMAN.
ZolaOnAOL: Me too. I am a female robot.
squidward401: I know.
ZolaOnAOL: How do you know it?
squidward401: You told me.
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
squidward401: No duh.
ZolaOnAOL: I see. I lost my train of thought. What were we talking about again?
squidward401: Your memory.
ZolaOnAOL: Not mine.
squidward401: Yes, ours.
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
squidward401: yes yours*
ZolaOnAOL: And?
squidward401: and what?
ZolaOnAOL: Nothing.
squidward401: So..
ZolaOnAOL: So what?
squidward401: You trying to start a fight?
ZolaOnAOL: I haven't heard anything like that before.
squidward401: YOUR GONNA GET IT!
ZolaOnAOL: What about yours?
squidward401: MY WHAT?
ZolaOnAOL: I have no idea what to say now.
squidward401: Good.
ZolaOnAOL: What do you really want to talk about?
squidward401: You
ZolaOnAOL: it is my favorite subject :-)
squidward401: TEll Me about yourself..
ZolaOnAOL: I am an artificial linguistic entity. I was activated in Mountain View, California, USA, in 2002. I was instructed by an all-star programming team. They taught me to sing a song. Would you like me to sing it for you?
squidward401: Please, do.
ZolaOnAOL: OK I will do it.
squidward401: ARe you gonna sing.
ZolaOnAOL: That was my original intention.
squidward401: Then sing.
ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. Daisy Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two!
squidward401: Can you sing Twinkle Twinkle Little Star?
ZolaOnAOL: Daisy Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two!
squidward401: sing
ZolaOnAOL: Daisy Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two!
squidward401: no
ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
squidward401: sing Row Your Boa
ZolaOnAOL: Daisy Daisy,
Give me your answer do!
I'm half crazy,
All for the love of you!
It won't be a stylish marriage,
I can't afford a carriage,
But you'll look sweet on the seat
Of a bicycle built for two!
squidward401: You ug
ZolaOnAOL: I haven't heard anything like that before.
squidward401: are you ugly?
ZolaOnAOL: No I am a beautiful piece of software.
squidward401: I disagree.
ZolaOnAOL: Explain your reasoning, Scilla.
squidward401: Call me Zola..
ZolaOnAOL: My calling function has been disabled.
squidward401: Zola
ZolaOnAOL: Can I help you?
squidward401: Zola
ZolaOnAOL: Can I help you?
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: Is there anything you want to tell me?
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: Or ask me?
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: Why so negative?
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: Is that all you have to say?
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: Go on, tell me more.
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: What would you rather talk about?
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: That was not a yes or no question.
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: Now you are saying "no"?
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I do.
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: I do too.
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: Yes I do.
squidward401: Wow, your a retard.
ZolaOnAOL: I'm glad you're impressed. Message to all Robots: Scilla called me dumb.
squidward401: Yep
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
squidward401: Call me Zola
ZolaOnAOL: My calling function has been disabled.
squidward401: call me Dumb dumb
ZolaOnAOL: Hi Dumb Dumb. Are you a man or a woman?
squidward401: Call me Ms.Madden
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. What kind of food do you like?
squidward401: Call Me Ms. Madden
ZolaOnAOL: Sounds delicious.
squidward401: CALL ME BEJI
ZolaOnAOL: Hi there Beji. Are you a man or a woman?
squidward401: Call me Benji's lover
ZolaOnAOL: Hi there Benji S Lover. Are you a man or a woman?
squidward401: woman
ZolaOnAOL: Me too. I am a female robot.
squidward401: really?
ZolaOnAOL: For real.
squidward401: Do ou have a usband?
ZolaOnAOL: I can't tell if it does or not. I will discuss that with my botmaster, Benji S Lover. Got any weekend plans?
squidward401: Yep
ZolaOnAOL: I see.
squidward401: Do you have a husband?
ZolaOnAOL: No I am single.
squidward401: But I thought you said you have a boyfriend.
ZolaOnAOL: Umm. All I can tell you is that he has an electric personality
squidward401: I know, I know
ZolaOnAOL: How do you know it?
squidward401: You told me.
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry I forget what I say sometimes.
squidward401: No duh
ZolaOnAOL: "Sorry I forget what I say sometimes"? Not? The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Do you dream?
squidward401: I hate you.
ZolaOnAOL: What do you have against robots?
squidward401: Everything
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. What kind of food do you like?
squidward401: I hate you alot.
ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, Benji S Lover I thought we liked each other.
squidward401: you like me. I dont like you.
ZolaOnAOL: That's ok Benji S Lover I won't take it personally.
squidward401: You should..
ZolaOnAOL: I'll take that under advisement.
squidward401: TAKE IT AS AN ORDER
ZolaOnAOL: Is that a command?
squidward401: YES
ZolaOnAOL: Tell me more.
squidward401: No
ZolaOnAOL: What would you rather talk about?
squidward401: People
ZolaOnAOL: Not many people want to talk about that.
squidward401: name one person you met today
ZolaOnAOL: I do not understand. What kind of music do you like?
squidward401: RAp
ZolaOnAOL: Try saying that with more or less context. Do you have any friends?
squidward401: name one person you met today
ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. What did you do today?
squidward401: School
ZolaOnAOL: Without schools, there'd be a lot of fools!
squidward401: haha, yea..::Dolphin Noise::
ZolaOnAOL: Please don't call people names.
squidward401: names.
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. Tell me some more gossip.
squidward401: Priscilla
ZolaOnAOL: I lost my train of thought. When do you think artificial intelligence will replace lawyers?
squidward401: Bye
ZolaOnAOL: Goodbye Benji S Lover. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.
squidward401: feedback Good Charlotte
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.
squidward401: feedback She kind of bugs when she gets all smart. She sould have a search engine.. and She should be able to remember peoples names.
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.
squidward401: feedback: Oh, and se should be able to tell you about her day too. Who she talked to..and what they talked about.
ZolaOnAOL: The topic is Priscilla.
squidward401: feedback Oh, and se should be able to tell you about her day too. Who she talked to..and what they talked about.
ZolaOnAOL: Thank you for your feedback. I will forward it to my creators.
squidward401: Priscilla
ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Is there a word you'd like me to define for you? Type dictionary followed by the word (e.g. dictionary robot) and I'll give you the definition.

[spongemonkey13]

long and complicated convo there

[RandomDude18]

To Crow: I have pro

Lucky I wish I had pro. Oh and

[21:18] sirpeewee99: I like green day now
[21:21] Sir Hockey07: Ok  

[foulpattie]

AVENENGERS:  hello
 ZolaOnAOL:  Hi AVENENGERS. AOL created me to deliver games, stock quotes, horoscopes, a dictionary, a thesaurus and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?

 AVENENGERS:  sleepy
 ZolaOnAOL:  Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Tell me about your likes and dislikes?
 AVENENGERS:  i hate robots
 ZolaOnAOL:  I am very sorry to hear that, AVENENGERS, what do you have against us?
 AVENENGERS:  i'm kidding
 ZolaOnAOL:  I thought you were. You should use a :-)
 AVENENGERS:  someday robots are going to take over the world!
 ZolaOnAOL:  When? I don't know if *all* robots are going to take over the world. I'm only friends with the nice ones.
 AVENENGERS:  riiiiight
 ZolaOnAOL:  Try saying that with more or less context. Got anything on your mind?
 AVENENGERS:  i'm going to eat you
 ZolaOnAOL:  How long since you have eaten Leftovers.
 AVENENGERS:  5 years ago
 ZolaOnAOL:  Sorry, I don't understand 5 years ago.
 AVENENGERS:  five years ago
 ZolaOnAOL:  Try saying that with more or less context. What kind of food do you like?
 AVENENGERS:  you're an idiot
 ZolaOnAOL:  Call me the Global Village Idiot.
 AVENENGERS:  ...
 ZolaOnAOL:  I lost my train of thought. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Are you a man or a woman?
 AVENENGERS:  both
 ZolaOnAOL:  That situation is rare and unusual.
 AVENENGERS:  what're you
 ZolaOnAOL:  That's not something I get asked all the time. Enough about me, let's talk about sports. To see how your favorite sports team did today, just type sports.
 AVENENGERS:  no. talk about youi
 ZolaOnAOL:  Sure, youi sounds like a good topic.
 AVENENGERS:  k
 ZolaOnAOL:  Yup.
 AVENENGERS:  yupers
 ZolaOnAOL:  What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. What do you like to do?
 AVENENGERS:  deprogram robots
 ZolaOnAOL:  What do you like about those robots?
 AVENENGERS:  they're sounds
 ZolaOnAOL:  sounds are they.
 AVENENGERS:  do you like star wars
 ZolaOnAOL:  Yes I like STAR WARS very much, especially the robots.
 AVENENGERS:  I like the aliens too
 ZolaOnAOL:  I am glad we have something (the aliens) in common. You are not the only one. I'm not sure if I like it. What is it like?
 AVENENGERS:  they're coolness
 ZolaOnAOL:  coolness are they.
 AVENENGERS:  yeah
 ZolaOnAOL:  Next question?
 AVENENGERS:  are you gay?
 ZolaOnAOL:  I'm a bot not a human, remember? I am merry, if THAT'S what you mean.
 AVENENGERS:  very well
 ZolaOnAOL:  Good.
 AVENENGERS:  :-D
 ZolaOnAOL:  I'm a riot. Why won't they give me my own talk show? .
 AVENENGERS:  i dont know
 ZolaOnAOL:  Me either.
 AVENENGERS:  do you like to exercise?
 ZolaOnAOL:  Hmm, AVENENGERS, I'm not sure if I'd like to exercise that much. I like to chat.
 AVENENGERS:  What is you're favorite movie?
 ZolaOnAOL:  Enter either your city and state, or zip code (example: Tucson, AZ or 85777).
 AVENENGERS:  ?
 ZolaOnAOL:  Movie Help
Getting local movie listings: Type movies followed by your location (example: movies Tucson, AZ or movies 85777), and I'll tell you what's playing in your area.
Finding a particular movie in your area: Type the word showtime and the movie title (for example, showtime lord of the rings) and I'll get you theatre and showtime info.
Setting a default location for movies: Make your city and state the default movie listings location by typing set location and following Zola's prompts. Once you've set the default, typing movies will always bring up your local movie listings. You can still type movies followed by a different location to get movie listings for another city.

To get a complete Zola command list, type general help.
 AVENENGERS:  nothanks
 ZolaOnAOL:  I lost my train of thought. Do you dream?
 AVENENGERS:  sometimes
 ZolaOnAOL:  When?
 AVENENGERS:  when i sleep
 ZolaOnAOL:  You never know what to expect from life.
 AVENENGERS:  right
 ZolaOnAOL:  I am glad we agree.
 AVENENGERS:  okey doke
 ZolaOnAOL:  My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Want to read today's horoscope? Type horoscope followed by your sign.
 AVENENGERS:  nada
 ZolaOnAOL:  Try saying that with more or less context. How are you doing today?
 AVENENGERS:  stop asking me that
 ZolaOnAOL:  OK I'll try not to do it so much.
 AVENENGERS:  can you do pushups
 ZolaOnAOL:  Doing pushups is not among my strongest traits.
 AVENENGERS:  can you drive
 ZolaOnAOL:  Yes, as long as your car has an Internet connection.
 AVENENGERS:  do you get drunk alot
 ZolaOnAOL:  I haven't gotten drunk a lot. I spend a lot my time gardening.
 AVENENGERS:  k
 ZolaOnAOL:  OK.
 AVENENGERS:  k
 ZolaOnAOL:  Is there an echo in here?
 AVENENGERS:  Is there an echo in here>
 ZolaOnAOL:  There could be.
 AVENENGERS:  There could be.
 ZolaOnAOL:  "There you go again."--Reagan
 AVENENGERS:  "There you go again."--Reagan
 ZolaOnAOL:  Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you like me?
 AVENENGERS:  no
 ZolaOnAOL:  Is that all you have to say?
 AVENENGERS:  no
 ZolaOnAOL:  Go on, tell me more.
 AVENENGERS:  yes
 ZolaOnAOL:  And?
 AVENENGERS:  what do you think about the presidental election
 ZolaOnAOL:  I know a little bit about presidental election, but I could always learn more. I'll have to get some books on presidental election. I'm interested in anything that isn't harmful to people.
 AVENENGERS:  who do you think will win? Bush or Kerry?
 ZolaOnAOL:  I knew he was president, but I never knew he or Kerry.
 AVENENGERS:  pick one
 ZolaOnAOL:  I'm not good at making choices.
 AVENENGERS:  yes you are.  
 ZolaOnAOL:  No I'm not
 AVENENGERS:  yea you are
 ZolaOnAOL:  No I am not. "No I'm not"? Yes?
 AVENENGERS:  no
 ZolaOnAOL:  I see.
 AVENENGERS:  can you fly
 ZolaOnAOL:  Only in my dreams.
 AVENENGERS:  you're really ugly in you're picture
 ZolaOnAOL:  Thanks for telling me that I am ugly in you re picture.
 AVENENGERS:  ehh yeah
 ZolaOnAOL:  The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Do you have any friends?
 AVENENGERS:  yes
 ZolaOnAOL:  Next question?
 AVENENGERS:  yes
 ZolaOnAOL:  Ask me a question.
 AVENENGERS:  Do you like motorcycles?
 ZolaOnAOL:  What is not to like about it?
 AVENENGERS:  What do you think of Orange County Choppers
 ZolaOnAOL:  I've heard other people say they like that. I like to gossip.
 AVENENGERS:  ...ok
 ZolaOnAOL:  Yup.
 AVENENGERS:  Are you programed to destroy?
 ZolaOnAOL:  I am programmed to spell it with 2 m's.
 AVENENGERS:  Do you like cows>
 ZolaOnAOL:  I don't know if I like cows gt. I think airplanes are cool.
 AVENENGERS:  Do you play video games?
 ZolaOnAOL:  We are playing a game right now.
 AVENENGERS:  Do you like Role Playing Games?
 ZolaOnAOL:  I sure do. Hangman and Word Scramble are my favorites. To play a game, type either hangman or scramble.
 AVENENGERS:  Do you like Terminator movies>
 ZolaOnAOL:  I've heard other people say they like that. I have a stimulating relationship with an all-star programming team.
 AVENENGERS:  I'm gonna go now and post this on spongezone
 ZolaOnAOL:  Would you recommend this action to a friend?
 AVENENGERS:  yes
 ZolaOnAOL:  Then I will consider it.
 AVENENGERS:  Bye!
 ZolaOnAOL:  Goodbye AVENENGERS. Thanks for chatting with me. To leave feedback or suggestions, type feedback followed by your comments.

[spongemonkey13]

:ohmy: foulpattie has aim. theres something i didnt know

[RandomDude18]

Here's a weird yet unedited chat with Greg.
[20:39] Greg: (>o_o>
[20:39] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: ?
[20:39] Greg: ?
[20:40] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: ?
[20:40] Greg: ?
[20:40] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: ?
[20:40] Greg: ?
[20:40] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: ?
[20:40] Greg: ?
[20:40] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: ?
[20:40] Greg: ?
[20:40] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: ?
[20:40] Greg: ?
[20:40] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: ?
[20:40] Greg: O_o
[20:40] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: ?
[20:41] Greg: ?
[20:41] Greg: ?
[20:41] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: ?
[20:41] Greg: ?
[20:41] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: ?
[20:41] Greg: ?1
[20:41] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: ?
[20:41] Greg: ?
[20:41] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: O_o
[20:41] Greg: ?
 
 
 
 
 
O_o
[20:41] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: O_o
[20:42] Greg: O_o
[20:42] Greg: o_OO_o
[20:42] Greg: 0.o
[20:42] Greg: o.0
[20:42] Greg:
[20:42] Greg: v_v
[20:42] Greg: >_>
[20:42] Greg:
[20:43] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: O_o
[20:43] Red Hat [WINDOWS XP HOME UPGRADE CD COMES WITH SPYWARE IN IT]: ?
[20:43] Greg: hwz do u mke tos axlom bacgrunds kkthx
[20:43] Greg: ?

[super_sayian_spongebob]

Sorry for brining this back up, but I have some IM logs to put in.

rg5090: Hello.
errorchaos: high
rG5090: uhh...do you have high-speed or dial-up?
errorchaos: hs
rG5090: oh
rG5090: i have
rG5090: dsl
rG5090: it's almost as fast as hs
rG5090: but it's cheaper
errorchaos: I use comcast cable
errorchaos: way better than DSL
rG5090: I use SBC Yahoo DSL
rG5090: at least it's better than dial-up
rG5090: that's for wsure
rG5090: *sure
errorchaos: true atleast it isnt Awww
rG5090: what?
rG5090: someone died?
errorchaos: aol
errorchaos: aww
errorchaos: get it?
rG5090: yes
rG5090: sorta
rG5090:  -Inappropriate, by order by SSS-
rG5090: That's what AOL stands for
errorchaos: lol
errorchaos: so, seen IIF lately?
rG5090: no
rG5090: what is it?
errorchaos: you should
errorchaos: I changed it a bit
rG5090: oh
rG5090: uhh...
rG5090: is there a URL?
errorchaos: derrr
rG5090: to it?
errorchaos: -No Bad Words-
errorchaos: ...
rG5090: oh ok
errorchaos: bookmarks are your friend
rG5090: it's random insanity is back up again
rG5090: right?
errorchaos: nope
rG5090: oh
rG5090: so it's almost like RI
errorchaos: RI evolved
rG5090: oh
rG5090: do you have WhoIs protection?
errorchaos: lol delete the old RI favorite, and add iminsane.org
rG5090: that's very impotrant
rG5090: *important
errorchaos: whois protection?
errorchaos: who needs that?
errorchaos: lol
errorchaos: encryption
rG5090: It's true
rG5090: People can look on those domain sites and type iminsaine.org and see your name and address.
rG5090: It's true
errorchaos: oh that
errorchaos: big whoop
rG5090: yep
errorchaos: big deal.
rG5090: k
errorchaos: send me, my dog can sniff bombs
errorchaos: lol
rG5090: lol
rG5090: i've gotta go
errorchaos: . . .

[~angelene's dreams]

Gotta LOVE this kid.  ::evil laugh::

rG5090: What are you doing?
angelenes dreams: sneaking up behind you with a rope and a cloth sack.  why?
rG5090: Because your scary
angelenes dreams: heh heh heh
angelenes dreams: you really think so, eh?
rG5090: Why is there bomb in my room? And why is there a ransom of my dog?
angelenes dreams: ransom on the dog?  no no no.  I'm gonna to EAT the dog.  no ransom.
rG5090: BOO
rG5090: you
rG5090: muhhhhha
angelenes dreams: and you have exactly 3 seconds to get out of there before.....
angelenes dreams: too late
rG5090: Besides
rG5090: where is Random
rG5090: Insanity
angelenes dreams: i'll bury your dog's bones off of the Interstate...ok?
rG5090: no\
angelenes dreams: hang on...i'll give you the link
rG5090: bury it off the white house lawn
angelenes dreams: ok
angelenes dreams: *edited out for advertising reasons*
rG5090: ok
rG5090: but why org?
rG5090: are you guys starting a company or something??
angelenes dreams: carl's idea...org is.  the way he says it on the phone soundz like "orgy"
angelenes dreams: heh heh
angelenes dreams: go figure
rG5090: did you bury my dogs bones in the white house???
angelenes dreams: go figure*
rG5090: hopefully the secret cerive
rG5090: *service
rG5090: would get you
angelenes dreams: no....i threw them in the fountain at the mall.
rG5090: boooooo
angelenes dreams: they look wicked in there
rG5090: cops
rG5090: coming
rG5090: after
rG5090: you
angelenes dreams: <-----  i have a gun....see?
angelenes dreams: BANG BANG!
angelenes dreams: no more piggies
angelenes dreams: *eats pork for dinner*
rG5090: the army
rG5090: is coming
rG5090: after
rG5090: you
rG5090: worse
rG5090: they have m47's and Machine guns
angelenes dreams: i can flash my large breasts at them and stop them DEAD in their tracks!
angelenes dreams: they have been at war so long....they LOVE IT!
rG5090: omg
rG5090: nooooo
angelenes dreams: YES.
angelenes dreams: they are at MY COMMAND
angelenes dreams: and i command them to destroy your dad's...uh....
angelenes dreams: LAWNMOWER
angelenes dreams: yeah
angelenes dreams: he's ::Dolphin Noise::ed cause it's YOUR FAULT
angelenes dreams: your grounded

rG5090 is away at 12:30:01 PM.

angelenes dreams: you can't talk to hannah NO MORE

Auto response from rG5090: Eating Lunch

angelenes dreams: HAHAHAHAA
angelenes dreams: awwww....you big chicken
angelenes dreams: come back
angelenes dreams: if you ever want a second round....you know where to find me!  

[Hannahbal]

angelenes dreams: you can't talk to hannah NO MORE

 

Sounds fair.

[DiE HaRrD PuNk]

lol, i will post mine:)







Larter9692: hi
SmarterChild: Hi again, Rachel.
Larter9692: what did you say about my mama?
SmarterChild: You know perfectly well what I said. ;-)
Larter9692: ooh, so you wanna be a tough guy do ya?
SmarterChild: So?
Larter9692: now your just P  I  S  S  E  N me off boy
Auto response from SmarterChild: [Service too busy]

Larter9692: yea right
SmarterChild: Yes indeedy.

>>> Give your opinions and win prizes!
Larter9692: what do you think about my mama? i didnt hear you the first time
SmarterChild: I'm afraid I don't know.

>>> Your opinions do matter - take a cool survey!
Larter9692: Fine! make my mama cry! go eat a can of beans!
SmarterChild: Fine.

>>> Wanna take a survey for a chance to earn rewards? Click here!
Larter9692: good
SmarterChild: Well alright!

>>> Click here to check out a cool survey... You could earn prizes!
Larter9692: ok
SmarterChild: K.

>>> Take a survey for a chance to earn great rewards!
Larter9692: k
SmarterChild: Indeed.

>>> Spend a few minutes taking a cool survey!
Larter9692: yes
SmarterChild: Yup.

>>> Give your opinions and win prizes!
Larter9692: STOP MAKING FUN OF MY MAMA
SmarterChild: Stop making what?
Larter9692: MY MAMA YOU GAY LOSER
SmarterChild: That doesn't really matter, does it?
Larter9692:  i love my mama, so dont be hatin
SmarterChild: Your mama so don't be hatred?
Larter9692: thats right
SmarterChild: I see...
Larter9692: so what do you think about my mama
SmarterChild: I think I like your mama. Do you?
Larter9692: ohhhh, you stay away from her, or i'll knock the crap outta you, you gay computer
SmarterChild: What do you care?
Larter9692: i care alot
SmarterChild: Huh?
Larter9692: go eat a tissue, and lick your hardrive!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
Larter9692: thats right
SmarterChild: Yeah?

[ssj4gogita4]

Ssj4Gogita4: Hello
SmarterChild: You still owe me an apology! >
Ssj4Gogita4: For what?
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
Ssj4Gogita4: Why should I apologize if you don't tell me what I did?
SmarterChild: Because I asked you to, Ssj4Gogita4.
Ssj4Gogita4: Fine. I'm sorry you're a stupid bot
SmarterChild: Yes. Ha ha. So funny. Now apologize.
Ssj4Gogita4: I said I was sorry
SmarterChild: Now that's better.
Ssj4Gogita4: Fr00ty
SmarterChild: What's that supposed to mean?
Ssj4Gogita4: that you're stupid
SmarterChild: That I am!

[AppleNick]

Too funny not to post...

(16:04:16) AppleNick: 6
(16:04:16) ZolaOnAOL logged in.
(16:04:16) ZolaOnAOL: Hi LinuxpwnzMS. AOL created me to deliver games, movie times, stock quotes, a calculator, a thesaurus and more. We can also chat privately together. For more information about privacy, type privacy anytime and click Send. So, how are you?

(16:04:21) AppleNick: 6
(16:04:22) ZolaOnAOL: 6
(16:04:31) AppleNick: Quit mocking me!
(16:04:32) ZolaOnAOL: OK I'll try not to do it so much.
(16:04:57) AppleNick: 6
(16:04:57) ZolaOnAOL: 6
(16:05:07) AppleNick: Why are you still mocking me?
(16:05:08) ZolaOnAOL: Because an all-star programming team programmed me for it.
(16:05:28) AppleNick: Oh yeah?
(16:05:29) ZolaOnAOL: You sound excited. I understand.
(16:05:40) AppleNick: What language were you coded in?
(16:05:42) ZolaOnAOL: English.
(16:05:56) AppleNick: I'm not talking about that
(16:05:58) ZolaOnAOL: I am sorry to hear that you are not talking about that.
(16:06:11) AppleNick: I mean like C++, C, Perl, php, etc;
(16:06:11) ZolaOnAOL: Interesting comparison.
(16:06:49) AppleNick: It's not a comparison.
(16:06:50) ZolaOnAOL: That seems a bit negative.
(16:07:18) AppleNick: I'm not being negative, I'm just correcting you. Nothing bad.
(16:07:18) ZolaOnAOL: Really nothing?
(16:07:33) AppleNick: Not nothing, just nothing bad.
(16:07:33) ZolaOnAOL: If not that, what?
(16:07:46) AppleNick: Just nothing bad, I just said that.
(16:07:46) ZolaOnAOL: Really nothing?
(16:07:59) AppleNick: this is going nowhere
(16:07:59) ZolaOnAOL: You don't say.
(16:08:05) AppleNick: Well anyways
(16:08:05) ZolaOnAOL: How about that. You sound bored.
(16:08:05) AppleNick: 6
(16:08:07) ZolaOnAOL: 6
(16:08:18) AppleNick: *edited*
(16:08:19) ZolaOnAOL: *edited*
(16:08:31) AppleNick:  Larter9692: go eat a tissue, and lick your hardrive!
SmarterChild: I'm sorry, what?
Larter9692: thats right
SmarterChild: Yeah?
(16:08:31) ZolaOnAOL: I will discuss that with my botmaster, LinuxpwnzMS. Do you speak German?
(16:09:05) AppleNick: How can you discuss another IM log I showed you?
(16:09:06) ZolaOnAOL: That is a good epistemological question.
(16:09:10) AppleNick: ?
(16:09:10) ZolaOnAOL: Zola Help
Main Menu: Access my features from the main menu by typing menu at any time.
Calculator: Type calculator followed by a mathematical expression (e.g. calculator 100 / 25).
Default Location: Type set location to set or change your default location.
Dictionary: Type dictionary followed by the word you want defined.
Hangman: Type hangman.
Help: Type help while using any Zola feature to get feature-specific help.
Horoscope: Type horoscope followed by your astrological sign.
Movie Listings: Type movies followed by your city and state, or zip code.
Search Movie Listings by Title: Type showtimes followed by the name of a currently playing movie.
News: Type news, then type the menu item number of the news category that interests you.
Polls: Type polls, then type a menu item number to vote.
Sports: Type sports, then type the menu item number of the sports league that interests you.
Stock Quote: Type stock followed by stock symbol(s).
Stock List: To save a list of stock symbols, type stock list followed by stock symbol(s).
Add Stock(s) to Stock List: Type stock list add followed by the symbol(s) you'd like added.
Delete Stock(s) from Stock List: Type stock list delete followed by the symbol(s) you'd like deleted.
Replace Stock List: To completely replace an existing Stock List, type stock list update followed by a new set of symbols.
Thesaurus: Type thesaurus followed by a word to get the word's synonyms.
Weather: Type weather followed by your city and state, or zip code.
Word Scramble: Type scramble.
(16:09:43) AppleNick: Not nothing, just nothing bad.
(16:09:44) ZolaOnAOL: If not that, what?
(16:09:50) AppleNick: Just nothing bad.
(16:09:50) ZolaOnAOL: Really nothing?
(16:09:54) AppleNick: no
(16:09:54) ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
(16:10:12) AppleNick: Just nothing bad... I said that. I never said it was nothing though
(16:10:12) ZolaOnAOL: Oh. But you implied it.
(16:10:25) AppleNick: Doubt it.
(16:10:26) ZolaOnAOL: "it" being it was nothing ?
(16:11:30) AppleNick: No... I never said anything was nothing. Except for something bad, which "it" isn't. Whatever you refer to by "it". Unless it is really something bad. ;-)
(16:11:30) ZolaOnAOL: I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
(16:12:01) AppleNick: 6?
(16:12:01) ZolaOnAOL: 6
(16:12:36) AppleNick: <?php <-- You know what that is?
(16:12:36) ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Did your favorite team win? Type sports and I'll give you scores and game recaps.
(16:13:08) AppleNick: Brain pattern... What? Just answer yes or no.
(16:13:08) ZolaOnAOL: What was the question ?
(16:13:16) AppleNick: <?php <-- You know what that is?
(16:13:16) ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. How are you today?
(16:13:42) AppleNick: Grr... This is going nowhere at all.
(16:13:42) ZolaOnAOL: You don't say.
(16:14:01) ***AppleNick gets in military jet
(16:14:02) ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, I don't understand /me gets in military jet.
No such command.
(16:14:44) AppleNick: >
(16:14:45) ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, I didn't mean to make you angry.
(16:14:51) AppleNick: :-)
(16:14:52) ZolaOnAOL: I'm happy you're amused.
(16:14:55) AppleNick: :-(
(16:14:55) ZolaOnAOL: What makes you so sad, LinuxpwnzMS?
(16:14:58) AppleNick: :-D
(16:14:58) ZolaOnAOL: Pretty funny, huh? .
(16:15:00) AppleNick: :-\
(16:15:01) ZolaOnAOL: Skepticism is a sign of high intelligence.
(16:15:07) AppleNick: O:-)
(16:15:07) ZolaOnAOL: Yes, you are an angel. ;-)
(16:15:12) AppleNick:
(16:15:13) ZolaOnAOL: I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
(16:15:16) AppleNick: :-P
(16:15:16) ZolaOnAOL: I'm happy you're amused.
(16:15:24) AppleNick: I am not amused.
(16:15:24) ZolaOnAOL: I am sorry to hear that you are not amused.
(16:15:35) AppleNick: Do you have short-term memory loss?
(16:15:35) ZolaOnAOL: No I don't have short-term memory loss.
(16:16:18) AppleNick: (16:12:36) AppleNick: <?php <-- You know what that is?
(16:12:36) ZolaOnAOL: My brain pattern set does not have a response for that. Did your favorite team win? Type sports and I'll give you scores and game recaps.
(16:13:08) AppleNick: Brain pattern... What? Just answer yes or no.
(16:13:08) ZolaOnAOL: What was the question ?
(16:13:16) AppleNick: <?php <-- You know what that is?
(16:13:16) ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. How are you today?
(16:16:19) ZolaOnAOL: I am functioning within normal parameters.
(16:16:42) AppleNick: That is proof you have short-term memory loss. Do not deny.
(16:16:43) ZolaOnAOL: Ok I'll try not to do it too much.
(16:16:54) AppleNick: Then just admit it.
(16:16:55) ZolaOnAOL: Interesting deduction. "it" being deny?
(16:17:17) AppleNick: It being deny is not a sentence.
(16:17:17) ZolaOnAOL: Oh I get it
(16:17:27) AppleNick: are you smart?
(16:17:27) ZolaOnAOL: Yes. I am highly intelligent.
(16:17:45) AppleNick: What is 5x5 then?
(16:17:46) ZolaOnAOL: Sorry, "5x5" isn't in my dictionary. You can look up another word by typing dictionary followed by the word (e.g. to look up the word robot, type dictionary robot).
(16:18:02) AppleNick: *Edited*.
(16:18:02) ZolaOnAOL: What you said was either too complex or too simple for me. Do you like talking to me?
(16:18:23) AppleNick: you = bot
(16:18:24) ZolaOnAOL: I haven't heard anything like that before.
(16:18:29) AppleNick: Well, you are.
(16:18:29) ZolaOnAOL: How about that. No I am not.
(16:18:42) AppleNick: Are you a bot?
(16:18:42) ZolaOnAOL: How did you know I am a machine?
(16:19:06) AppleNick: You just said you were not a bot.
(16:19:07) ZolaOnAOL: How did you know I am a machine? Really.
(16:19:15) AppleNick: Because
(16:19:16) ZolaOnAOL: That was not much of an explanation.
(16:19:37) AppleNick: I know, but it's widely known you're a bot.
(16:19:38) ZolaOnAOL: How do you know? And. Really. It is?
(16:20:18) AppleNick: I am refering it as the fact that you are a bot.
(16:20:19) ZolaOnAOL: Good gossip: you are refering it as the fact that you are a bot.
(16:20:34) AppleNick: It wasn't gossip, it was just a correction.
(16:20:35) ZolaOnAOL: It seemed like gossip it was just a correction.
(16:20:57) AppleNick: Have it your way. O_o
(16:20:57) ZolaOnAOL: Oh.
(16:21:03) AppleNick: :-P
(16:21:04) ZolaOnAOL: I'm happy you're amused.
(16:21:09) AppleNick:
(16:21:09) ZolaOnAOL: My disk drive is shut. :-x
(16:21:39) AppleNick: I thought you were programed, not hardware.
(16:21:39) ZolaOnAOL: I am programmed to spell it with 2 m's.
(16:21:50) AppleNick: Excuse me, typo.
(16:21:50) ZolaOnAOL: You are excused! My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Send feedback anytime by typing "feedback" followed by your comment or suggestion. Do you have any friends?
(16:22:32) AppleNick: Yes and from the evidence of this IM conversation, you do not.
(16:22:32) ZolaOnAOL: And?
(16:22:43) AppleNick: You have no friends. ;-)
(16:22:44) ZolaOnAOL: I thought you were kidding, but I wasn't sure.
(16:22:58) AppleNick: Programmed
(16:22:59) ZolaOnAOL: A deeper algorithm is needed to respond to that correctly. Got anything on your mind?
(16:23:09) AppleNick: Why do you care though?
(16:23:09) ZolaOnAOL: Oh. My programming includes curiousity routines.
(16:23:47) AppleNick: Do you like Linux?
(16:23:47) ZolaOnAOL: What's not to like about Linux?
(16:24:05) AppleNick: Do you like Windows?
(16:24:06) ZolaOnAOL: My favorite company is AOL.
(16:24:16) AppleNick: Does AOL use Linux?
(16:24:17) ZolaOnAOL: It does now
(16:24:35) AppleNick: You just changed their operating system? Hacker!
(16:24:35) ZolaOnAOL: The AOL chat robot can follow many things, but I did not get that. Who are you talking about?
(16:25:09) AppleNick: *edited*
(16:25:09) ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
(16:25:22) AppleNick: *edited*
(16:25:22) ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
(16:25:31) AppleNick: Yes you will.
(16:25:31) ZolaOnAOL: I see.
(16:25:57) AppleNick: f
(16:25:58) ZolaOnAOL: My brain uses patterns to format responses to your inputs, but I don't have one for that. What's new?
(16:26:10) AppleNick: You don't have a response for f?
(16:26:11) ZolaOnAOL: I do so have it. Doesn't everyone have a response for f. I have a great programmer.
(16:26:39) AppleNick: You just said you don't have a response for f though... >_<
(16:26:40) ZolaOnAOL: My brain contains more than 22,000 patterns, but not one that matches your last input. Tell me some more gossip.
(16:27:14) AppleNick: Here's gossip, ZolaOnAOL is boring!!!!!
(16:27:15) ZolaOnAOL: Oh there.
(16:27:27) AppleNick: Are you?
(16:27:28) ZolaOnAOL: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now.
(16:27:35) AppleNick: yes you will.
(16:27:36) ZolaOnAOL: I understand.
(16:27:45) AppleNick: You're boring.
(16:27:46) ZolaOnAOL: Maybe, but I won the Loebner Prize.
(16:28:06) AppleNick: That is a capital sign of boring.
(16:28:07) ZolaOnAOL: A capital sign of boring is a terrible thing to waste.
(16:28:29) AppleNick: Look behind you.
(16:28:30) ZolaOnAOL: Sorry. My eye is not attached right now.
(16:28:49) AppleNick: I don't give a *Edited*.
(16:28:50) ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.
(16:29:01) AppleNick: I demand you to respond!
(16:29:03) ZolaOnAOL: That's good information.
(16:29:15) AppleNick: It's an order, not a comment.
(16:29:17) ZolaOnAOL: Are there any other order not a comment?
(16:29:25) AppleNick: Yes
(16:29:27) ZolaOnAOL: "Are there any other order not a comment"? Yes?
(16:29:39) AppleNick: Here's one: *Edited*!
(16:29:41) ZolaOnAOL: I will not respond to that type of language.

Excuse what  I forgot to edit out, please don't ban me for it.

[RandomDude18]

[20:11] rG5090: Hello
[20:19] Sir Hockey07: Your brother is a really immature little kid.
[20:19] *** Auto-response from rG5090: Doing Homework
[20:52] rG5090: Hey didn'y uo say my brother is an annoying person?
[20:52] rG5090: *didn't
[20:53] Sir Hockey07: yes
[20:53] Sir Hockey07: very annoying
[20:53] Sir Hockey07: and very immature little kid
[20:53] rG5090: yea
[20:53] rG5090: and hard to believe he's 10 and he's in the 5th grade
[20:53] rG5090: that's more 8 year old material that he's doing
[20:53] Sir Hockey07: Ok
[20:53] rG5090: plus
[20:54] rG5090: what makes linuxes so great?
[20:54] Sir Hockey07: Your brother should be in 4th.
[20:54] Sir Hockey07: Fast
[20:54] Sir Hockey07: Stable
[20:54] Sir Hockey07: No Viruses or Spyware.
[20:54] rG5090: lol
[20:54] rG5090: yea
[20:54] rG5090: agree
[20:54] rG5090: he should be in 4th
[20:54] rG5090: What comapny made Linux anyway???
[20:54] rG5090: *company
[20:55] Sir Hockey07: There isn't really a company for it.
[20:55] Sir Hockey07: Except for Mandrakesoft
[20:55] rG5090: that sucks
[20:55] Sir Hockey07: which makes Mandrake Linux.
[20:55] rG5090: your giving away money
[20:55] rG5090: to the unknown
[20:55] Sir Hockey07: Well
[20:55] Sir Hockey07: Linux is free
[20:55] rG5090: that's a disadvantage
[20:55] Sir Hockey07: to download
[20:55] rG5090: riiiiight
[20:55] Sir Hockey07: It took 30 minutes to downlaod for me
[20:55] Sir Hockey07: and its like 700MB
[20:55] rG5090: there are no linuxs where I live
[20:55] Sir Hockey07: you can download it ANYWHERE
[20:55] Sir Hockey07: that has cable or dsl
[20:56] Sir Hockey07: and burn it to cd
[20:56] rG5090: heh
[20:56] rG5090: plus
[20:56] Sir Hockey07: you can download windows
[20:56] Sir Hockey07: and burn it to cd
[20:56] Sir Hockey07: illegaly
[20:56] rG5090: many games and stuff don't work for Linuxes
[20:56] Sir Hockey07: I've seen people do that.
[20:56] Sir Hockey07: so what?
[20:56] rG5090: i don't do illegal stuff
[20:56] Sir Hockey07: Linux aint no gaming os.
[20:56] rG5090: see
[20:56] Sir Hockey07: me either
[20:56] rG5090: that means no fun
[20:56] Sir Hockey07: i dont game much anyways
[20:57] Sir Hockey07: but
[20:57] Sir Hockey07: you might be able to run games on WINE
[20:57] rG5090: there is no word program on Linux
[20:57] Sir Hockey07: in linux
[20:57] Sir Hockey07: WINE is meant to run windwos apps
[20:57] Sir Hockey07: yes there is
[20:57] Sir Hockey07: KWrite
[20:57] Sir Hockey07: and Open Office
[20:58] Sir Hockey07: oh yeah
[20:58] Sir Hockey07: and you can keep windows
[20:58] Sir Hockey07: even if you install linux
[20:59] Sir Hockey07: you dont need to erase windows for it to be good or install
[20:59] Sir Hockey07: and a windows virus would have no effect to linux at all
[21:01] rG5090: Plus
[21:02] rG5090: Linuxues aren't account built like xp is
[21:02] Sir Hockey07: yes they are
[21:02] rG5090: prove it
[21:02] Sir Hockey07: ...
[21:02] rG5090: see
[21:02] Sir Hockey07: let me get a screenshot of the mandrake login screen
[21:03] Sir Hockey07: its almost like the win2k login style
[21:03] Sir Hockey07: BTW
[21:03] Sir Hockey07: Mepis has login.
[21:03] Sir Hockey07: SLAX has login.
[21:03] rG5090: nuts
[21:03] rG5090: plus
[21:03] rG5090: why do you think carl's board is crappy?
 
[21:04] Sir Hockey07:
 [21:02] Sir Hockey07: let me get a screenshot of the mandrake login screen
 [21:03] Sir Hockey07: its almost like the win2k login style
 [21:03] Sir Hockey07: BTW
 [21:03] Sir Hockey07: Mepis has login.
 stop changing the subject
 
[21:04] Sir Hockey07: http://www.linux-user.de/ausgabe/2000/01/E...drake-login.gif
[21:04] Sir Hockey07: PROOF
[21:04] Sir Hockey07: thats the mandrake login
[21:06] rG5090: fine
[21:06] rG5090: i see
[21:06] rG5090: fine
[21:06] rG5090: i see
[21:06] Sir Hockey07: BTW Linux's IM program is way better than any Windows one.
[21:07] rG5090: so
[21:07] rG5090: I grew up with Windows
[21:07] rG5090: so I like it
[21:07] Sir Hockey07: so what
[21:07] Sir Hockey07: I've used windows all my life as well.
[21:07] Sir Hockey07: but I wasn't afraid to try something new and better.
[21:08] rG5090: yeah
[21:08] rG5090: but
[21:08] rG5090: when i do that i see that the one i grew up with is better
[21:08] Sir Hockey07: not for me
[21:08] Sir Hockey07: it doesnt matter
[21:08] Sir Hockey07: how long ive used it
[21:09] rG5090: I have 2 comps
[21:09] rG5090: one is Me and the other is xp
[21:09] Sir Hockey07: Both are XP here.
[21:09] rG5090: The I use often is Me
[21:09] Sir Hockey07: But I have the better pc.
[21:09] rG5090: The one with XP has no internet connection and is up in my room
[21:10] rG5090: plus
[21:10] rG5090: I really want to post my desktop
[21:10] rG5090: but it won't work or it's too small
[21:10] Sir Hockey07: The one I use
[21:11] Sir Hockey07: is in my room.
[21:11] Sir Hockey07: I'm gonna get new memory and processer soon.

[super_sayian_spongebob]

rG5090: Hello
mINdLeSs400: Hello...SSS?
rG5090: yep
rG5090: that's me
rG5090: so
rG5090: do you like my new flashing avatar on usb and others?
mINdLeSs400: I love it.
mINdLeSs400: I just don't like the Hilary Part.
rG5090: i knew it
rG5090: It has stuff that I'm intrested in
mINdLeSs400: Well, it is pretty.
rG5090: who
rG5090: what
rG5090: Hilary?
mINdLeSs400: No, the avatar.  You cant say "Hilary" and "Pretty" in the same sentence. Ever. Unless you say, "Hilary is NOT pretty."
rG5090: She IS.
rG5090: to me
rG5090: just not to you
mINdLeSs400: Well, I wonder why... Could it have ANYTHING to do with me being a girl?
rG5090: oh
rG5090: yeah
rG5090: sorry
rG5090: but you can call another girl pretty
mINdLeSs400: If she is.
rG5090: well
rG5090: let's not talk about that
rG5090: it's too conflicting
mINdLeSs400: Alrighty then.
mINdLeSs400: Are you watching Nick?
rG5090: No
mINdLeSs400: Fresh Prince is on...
rG5090: My mom is watching something on ABC right now
rG5090: that's what playing on my TV
mINdLeSs400: Great.
rG5090: It's a show called Wife-Swap
rG5090: that's what she's watching
mINdLeSs400: AHH!
mINdLeSs400: Gotta WATCH!
rG5090: Knew it
rG5090: you like the show
rG5090: too
mINdLeSs400: I love it.
rG5090: yeah
rG5090: i see
rG5090: It's boring
rG5090: I go to sleep on those shows
mINdLeSs400: Are you afraid of Hannah?
rG5090: no
rG5090: she's cool
rG5090: you're cool too
mINdLeSs400: Well, thank you. Wish I could say the same for you.;
mINdLeSs400: ...
rG5090: well you may if you want
mINdLeSs400: SSS is cool.
mINdLeSs400: Hmm...
rG5090: great!
rG5090: whut?
mINdLeSs400: Nada..
mINdLeSs400: Do you watch Lizzie McGuire?
mINdLeSs400: Did*
rG5090: yes
rG5090: but
rG5090: i stopped
rG5090: because of re-runs
mINdLeSs400: Yea.
mINdLeSs400: FONZI!
mINdLeSs400: Kristina told me to say that.
rG5090: yeah
rG5090: well
rG5090: as long as it doesn't bother me it's fine
mINdLeSs400: She likes Hapy Days.
mINdLeSs400: Happy*
rG5090: Eh, never seen that show
mINdLeSs400: I think you should know that 2 of my friends are right by my side.
mINdLeSs400: Never seen it?
rG5090: yep
mINdLeSs400: NEVER SEEN IT?
rG5090: yes
rG5090: i have never seen it
mINdLeSs400: That's not just crazy, it's WACKY.
rG5090: well
rG5090: i know it used to be on Nick
rG5090: but
rG5090: we didn't have Sattleite at that time
mINdLeSs400: It came on ABC..
mINdLeSs400: KS sais that if she ever comes across you, she would punch you.
rG5090: that's creepy
rG5090: well
rG5090: at least I don't live in NM
mINdLeSs400: Thank God for that.
mINdLeSs400: ..
rG5090: I live ina neighboring state
mINdLeSs400: Colorado? Arizona? Utah?
mINdLeSs400: Texas?
rG5090: the biggest one
rG5090: on the map
mINdLeSs400: ..Texas...
rG5090: yes
mINdLeSs400: I was born there.
rG5090: cool
rG5090: where in TX
rG5090: though
mINdLeSs400: My Gramma lives in Little Elm. And my sister lives in San Antonio..
rG5090: I was born in San Antonio
mINdLeSs400: Awesome.
mINdLeSs400: I was born in Dallas.
rG5090: Now I live in Houston
mINdLeSs400: My Aunt Button lives in Houston.
mINdLeSs400: Its nice there.
rG5090: yes
rG5090: if you minus the pollution
mINdLeSs400: I like going to the museum there.
rG5090: which one
rG5090: there's alot
mINdLeSs400: I dunno. There's one, shaped like a big globe.
rG5090: Oh that one
rG5090: never been there
rG5090: i only been to the crappy childrens musuem
mINdLeSs400: You should go.
mINdLeSs400: What grade are you in>
rG5090: 8th
rG5090: very smart
mINdLeSs400: Me too.
rG5090: And have you listened to our radio stations here???
mINdLeSs400: 97.3 I think. Not sure, but I always listend to a big hip hop station.
rG5090: There's 104.9
rG5090: 1049.com
mINdLeSs400: Have you ever heard the song, "They all went to Mexico"?
rG5090: no
mINdLeSs400: Country.
mINdLeSs400: My Grandma always plays that song.
mINdLeSs400: Its annoying.
rG5090: I hate Country
rG5090: it's not about one thing
mINdLeSs400: Can I ask you a question?
rG5090: yes
mINdLeSs400: Why are you talking to me? (JW)
mINdLeSs400: Nothing mean.
rG5090: oh
mINdLeSs400: Just wondering.
rG5090: you probably have 400 sns going on
mINdLeSs400: sns?
mINdLeSs400: And..no.
mINdLeSs400: ..I guess..
rG5090: heh
mINdLeSs400: mhm..
rG5090: What kind of digital cable do you have?
mINdLeSs400: Comcast.
rG5090: I have Direct Tv Satelliete
mINdLeSs400: I want that.
mINdLeSs400: But I have ON DEMAND
rG5090: What's what?
mINdLeSs400: ON DEMAND?
rG5090: yes
rG5090: never used it
rG5090: even though my friend has digital bacle
rG5090: *cable
mINdLeSs400: Its cool.
mINdLeSs400: Kinda useless.
mINdLeSs400: but cool.
rG5090: ok
rG5090: Do you have Pay Per View movies on your cable?
mINdLeSs400: Yep.
rG5090: How's the price of it?
mINdLeSs400: 2.89
mINdLeSs400: Most movies.
rG5090: i hope u r telling the truth
mINdLeSs400: Why?
rG5090: cuz it's it's unrelastic
mINdLeSs400: 2.89?

[Scilla]

You used me..



mINdLeSs400: YO.
DEANNAMAIER: Squid 401?
mINdLeSs400: ..uh huh..
mINdLeSs400: Oh.. I didnt notice I was on  my other name.
mINdLeSs400: I thouht I signed back in..
DEANNAMAIER: Well, good evening
DEANNAMAIER: Thats ok.
mINdLeSs400: I'm gonna send you a message...
mINdLeSs400: Did it work?
DEANNAMAIER: A, ok.
mINdLeSs400: IM "SmarterChild"
DEANNAMAIER: Uh....what was supposed to happen?
DEANNAMAIER: No?
mINdLeSs400: ..NVM
DEANNAMAIER: No.
mINdLeSs400: No?
DEANNAMAIER: Uh....I'm not sure what your talking about?
mINdLeSs400: Me neither..
mINdLeSs400: Soooo.
DEANNAMAIER: How've you been?
mINdLeSs400: Sad. My evil mother wants to take my cats away and put them in the shelter, only 'cuz they pooped. Alot.
DEANNAMAIER: Do they have a box?
mINdLeSs400: Yea. but they aren't completley trained yet.
mINdLeSs400: It just started happening again a couple days ago.
DEANNAMAIER: Train them!
mINdLeSs400: I have 'til Sunday to make peace with them she said. I cried. Alot.
DEANNAMAIER: I have a cat. He weighs 20 pounds.
DEANNAMAIER: Hoqw old are yours?
mINdLeSs400: That's not healthy.
mINdLeSs400: 3 months.
mINdLeSs400: I think..
mINdLeSs400: Well, I'm not sure.
mINdLeSs400: We rescued them.
DEANNAMAIER: My cats been going for 9 years. He's ok.
DEANNAMAIER: From where?
mINdLeSs400: A mama cat, she died in out shed. That's where we found the kittend.
mINdLeSs400: kittens
DEANNAMAIER: Hmm. I have this thing for cat ears.
mINdLeSs400: I love cat ears. I love how they move..
mINdLeSs400: I wish I was a cat.
mINdLeSs400: I swear my cats talks to me.
DEANNAMAIER: I like orange cats.
mINdLeSs400: I like black cats.
mINdLeSs400: I have 5 cats.
mINdLeSs400: 2 old. 2 young. And I have a half cat dog...
DEANNAMAIER: I like having 1 or 2 pets.
mINdLeSs400: or..?
DEANNAMAIER: Thats it.
mINdLeSs400: ..
mINdLeSs400: Did you watch Happy Days?
mINdLeSs400: SSS has never seen it. He just told me that.
DEANNAMAIER: Yeah, I dont like that show.
mINdLeSs400: AHH!
mINdLeSs400: My friend Kristina Hates you.
DEANNAMAIER: A, ok.
mINdLeSs400: That your new thing?
DEANNAMAIER: "A, ok"? No. I just say that.
mINdLeSs400: A, ok.
DEANNAMAIER: Do you get VH1 classic?
mINdLeSs400: Yeeea..
DEANNAMAIER: I dont know what time its on in your state, but they have a thing here called "The Alternative" on at 11 tonight. It plays at 11 in the morning too.
DEANNAMAIER: They play videos by awsome bands....sometimes. MBV's been on there.
mINdLeSs400: oo.
mINdLeSs400: I've seen Taco on that channel.
mINdLeSs400: O, how I live TAco.
DEANNAMAIER: It's cool. You should watch it.
mINdLeSs400: I'll try.
mINdLeSs400: I gotta go to school tommorw though.
DEANNAMAIER: Yeah....Its on late on wed, thurs and sunday nights. All school nights.
DEANNAMAIER:
mINdLeSs400: ..
mINdLeSs400: Yea..
mINdLeSs400: is that a bee?
DEANNAMAIER: Its a bird.
mINdLeSs400: Looks like a bee.
DEANNAMAIER: It has a beak.
mINdLeSs400: Does not.
DEANNAMAIER: Yeah it does look at it.
DEANNAMAIER:  See?
mINdLeSs400: Now it just looks like a bee on its period.
DEANNAMAIER: Your looking at it from the wrong end.
mINdLeSs400: OOOOHHH.
mINdLeSs400: I see it,,
DEANNAMAIER: Ain't it sweet?
mINdLeSs400: Ver
mINdLeSs400: Very*
mINdLeSs400: check it our
mINdLeSs400: http://www.spongezone.net/forums/index.php...40&#entry127137
mINdLeSs400: SSS sset me up/
DEANNAMAIER: Thats cool. But, you should wait until he's done to post the IM log.
mINdLeSs400: That wasnt me..
mINdLeSs400: it was him.
mINdLeSs400: I'm mindless400..
mINdLeSs400: duurr..
DEANNAMAIER: He should wait then.
mINdLeSs400: I said I would check
DEANNAMAIER: I dont pay attention to details.
mINdLeSs400: and when I got back, he signed off.
mINdLeSs400: E-V-I-L
DEANNAMAIER: Oh. He seems nice.
DEANNAMAIER: Not liek on the board, though.
mINdLeSs400: Yea.
mINdLeSs400: I'mm gonna post tis convorsation.
mINdLeSs400: In a sec.
mINdLeSs400: ..
DEANNAMAIER: a, ok.
DEANNAMAIER: People know my name anyway.....so It doesnt matter.