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Alain_

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Spongebob Upgrades His Computer
« on: August 04, 2003, 09:19:14 pm »
Spongebob: I have an Idea!
Gary: *meow*
SpongeBob: I have to upgrade my computer!
Gary: *meow* (That's not an Idea)
Spongebob: You are right, I'll be back with new hardware/RAM/Motherboard/CD-RW discs .... *and the list goes on*
*Spongebob drives to "Circuit World"*
Salesperson:  How may I help you?
Spongebob: Where are the.. *looks at his list*.. Motherboards?
Salesperson: *points to Aisle 3*
SpongeBob: thank you
*Spongebob chooses one randomly*: Eeny, Meeny, Miny, moe... blah, blah, blah
Salesperson2: I recommend This One  :biggrin:
Salesperson2: The SeaTech X129 offers 3 ram slots and supports 4 IDE devices
*SpongeBob gets it*
Salesperson2: that's 45 jelly-dollars
*SpongeBob pays for it*
.... Make the rest up
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« Reply #1 on: August 04, 2003, 09:43:02 pm »
SpongeBob goes home and assembles the computer.  He then quickly installs Debian and connects to teh intarweb.  He downloads Nmap and scans Alain's network.  He then decides to use an RPC exploit and he r00ts Alain's box.  He then steals all the personal info off of Alain's computer and sells it to random people online.  Afterwards, he reformats Alains computer just for the fun of it.  SpongeBob then realizes that he knows absolutely nothing about computers and spends the rest of the day trying to find the 'Any' key.
« Last Edit: August 04, 2003, 09:43:54 pm by cmonkey »
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« Reply #2 on: August 04, 2003, 10:04:38 pm »
That ruled cmonkey. Even though I didn't understand half of it, it still ruled.
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« Reply #3 on: August 05, 2003, 06:19:48 am »
Nice cmonkey nice! and Alain that is soo not SB lol
« Last Edit: August 05, 2003, 06:20:10 am by garyfan »
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« Reply #4 on: August 05, 2003, 06:43:13 am »
:ph34r: that rocked cmonkey! wooo!
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« Reply #5 on: August 05, 2003, 08:55:07 am »
:cool: cmokey
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« Reply #6 on: August 05, 2003, 12:25:35 pm »
:mellow: GO,cmonkey,GO  :original:  
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Alain_

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« Reply #7 on: August 06, 2003, 10:05:56 pm »
....  :angry:  OK that sucked

ANYWAY *big sigh* *Skipping The whole Cmonkey stuff*

 :biggrin:
*SpongeBob hops on a plane, gos to Cmonkey's house and smashes his computer, then flies down to the sea, puts the motherboard in the comp turns it on and.......*

THE END
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« Reply #8 on: August 06, 2003, 10:07:59 pm »
Not according to everyone else at the forums.
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« Reply #9 on: August 06, 2003, 10:14:31 pm »
oh ....
And I forgot
 :blink:

*SB breaks his computer*
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« Reply #10 on: August 07, 2003, 05:11:18 am »
hmmm never happened Alain
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