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« on: October 10, 2004, 01:45:41 pm »
OK, so here is what you do. You create a product, and make a bad advertisement for it. Get it. If not, feel free to PM me. Heres mine:


Invisible Dehigerated Water: Just Add Water!!!

Now, it's your turn!

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« Reply #1 on: October 11, 2004, 11:15:27 am »
Poop: Its Crap

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« Reply #2 on: October 11, 2004, 07:04:48 pm »
sugar free sugar
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« Reply #3 on: October 11, 2004, 10:13:54 pm »
Solar-powered flashlights!!   DOH!

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« Reply #4 on: October 12, 2004, 01:19:00 am »
chargable battery charger that only charges its own batterys

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« Reply #5 on: October 12, 2004, 05:34:38 am »
fat free mcdoanalds

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« Reply #6 on: October 12, 2004, 03:25:51 pm »
Win 10 Dollars...............[size=8]just pay 1000 cents[/size].

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« Reply #7 on: October 12, 2004, 03:28:21 pm »
Give me 5 bucks I'll give you 6 Back

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« Reply #8 on: October 12, 2004, 03:59:09 pm »
Buy Georgetown Donuts.........for the nut who goes DO'H!!!!

Buy The Invisible Spray......But be careful, it stains clothes!!!(I git that from "Pranks-A-Lot)

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« Reply #9 on: October 12, 2004, 05:41:59 pm »
Wal-Mart, always dishonest...always.

Come to Randalls, Giving our WORST. (Our local grocery store).

Sears, A Bad life at a high price.  
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« Reply #10 on: October 12, 2004, 06:17:42 pm »
Come on down to Cartman Land, but don't bother getting past the gate, because anyone caught trespassing is shot on sight!

Come to Disneyland! Our people that dress up as characters and act like morons KNOW WHERE YOU LIVE! XD

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« Reply #11 on: October 12, 2004, 06:17:51 pm »
are you sick and tired of cleaning your home day after day??

if so why not just wreck it and get a new one?

call this number and we will wreck your home practicaly when you hang up

you may expect to pay almost 6,000 for this kind of offer, well if so your wrong, you get it by paying 10,000,000,000.99, and if you dont have the money we will take it from every penny you get

you are garentead to be homeless after the wonderful (kinda) fealing of wrecking your home

so just remember our name....once we get one



now if that isnt bad what is?

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« Reply #12 on: October 12, 2004, 06:18:59 pm »
Fart And Get Free Canned Pee.

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« Reply #13 on: October 12, 2004, 06:21:11 pm »
Some of these should be on the shelves today...

Any commercial on the Amanda Show...

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« Reply #14 on: October 12, 2004, 06:23:28 pm »
Wanna spend your summer vacation?

Try, Florida....but they have Hurricanes.

Try, California....but they have Earthquakes.

Try, Washington State....if you wanna get covered in lava, ash, and crap.

Try, Oklahoma...if you wanna get swirled up in a Tornado.

Try, Texas....but they have Bush supporters.

Try, New York...but they have terrorist attacks.

Try, Massachuetss..but they have that flip-flop guy.




So try.....you're house. Where you're safe and sound.