KIL and Y.I.R. archives: 1
Before the battle (The intro to it all!)
Chapter 1: The into of an intro.....
Beep Beep Beep!
A young invaders computer is ringing.
****TRANSMISSION TO BLURG****
The annoyed BLURG ignores it.
Blurg: Its just those lame tallest!
BLURG was just kicked off his planet for almost bombing the solar powerd ray beam the Irkens were working on.
Blurg: I am going to see what they want but then...oh then!
Blurg opens the computer the Transmission is from KIL his ex- teamate.
KIL: BLURG! Think god your alive! I...I have to tell you! The new H.E.A.D. S.I.R.s are in! You know me and your dads big project!
Blurg: You mean the war sirs? The He@l enviorment at destenation S.IR.S? Great! Say when will the test be run?
KIL: Strange that you ask? they have been sent to a unknown planet.
BLURG: Oh no! You mean the brainless ones?
KIL: Yes Im afraid so....
BLURG: They are going to come back and destroy Irk! I know it they will return and destroy!
KIL: Nah! The 3 year test will last for..well 3 years!
BLURG: We must stop them!
KIL: Oh alright...Ill meet you there in a week....
****END TRANSMISSION****
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Zim is looking around the playground..at around midnight.
He is out of his disguise so is G.I.R.
GIR: OOOO a jungle guym!
ZIM: There are no time for Jungle Gyms....we must put the bombs in the school!
GIR: WHEEEEE HEE HEE!
ZIM: Then we plant a bomb in the sun! Destroying all human life in one week!
GIR: Awww I liked pie.
ZIM: Quick come on!
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Dib is asleep in his bed.
DIB(talking in sleep: ZIM! I know the truth! WE ALL DO!
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This ends the intro
