Okay today i've got an interview from SPIFF asking"Is the reason your so grumpy because you have no money or hair?"
Me:Well I have Squidward here to answer it for you.
Squidward:Answer what?
(I hand squidward a question card)
Squid:WHAT!?I've never heard of something like that you really thought that?
Me:Yes.
Squid:Well, think again the reason because I hate getting up in the morning and hearing.."hahahahehe"or"I'm Ready,I'm Ready,I'm Ready
Me:Oh really
Squid:yes
Me:yeah but what about the fact your BALD
Pat:HaHa,bald
Squid:Put a sock in it star
(pat puts a sock in his mouth,then walks out)
Squid:so what were we talking about?
Me:Don't try to trick me you know what we were talking abo-
Squid:Okay,I'LL say it,it's because i'm bald.Kids laugh at me.
(Children in crowd laugh)
Me:Well(laughs)that does it for this interview see you next time
Squid:Oh,its not over(squidward jump on me)
(crowd claps)