Ok, here's a new Two-part fan-fic by me. I hope you like it!
ASK SPONGEBOB!
Part One
By Sponge-Tron_X
Chapter One
SpongeBob: Let's see here. What shall I do today? Oh yes, that's right, I have a job at the Krusty Krab.
LOCATION: At The Krusty Krab
TIME: Noon
Mr. Krabs: SpongeBob, it's time for your break. The state says me have to give ye at least a 20 minute lunch break, but they pay me if I give ye 45 minutes. You have 45 minutes!
SpongeBob: Let's see here. I'll have A Krabby Burger Deluxe: Krusty Edition. It is a hamburger with all of the orders on it!
TIME: 12:05
SpongeBob: One Bite Will Make You Full.
Location: Outside on The Roof
SpongeBob:(Yelling) I'M FULL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SpongeBob Jumped Down, And Went Home To Feed Gary. On His Way Back To The Krusty Krab, He Saw A New Building Called: ASK MIKE!. Spongebob Went On In. SpongeBob Has 30 Minutes Left On Break.
Mike: Welcome to my brand new building. What is your question, little square dude?
SpongeBob: Uhm. Who Are You? What Is This Place?
Mike: I Am Mike! Ask Me A Question, And I'll Anwser It!!!!
Spongebob: Seriously???
Mike: Seriously.
Spongebob: Ok. Ok. Here's My Question. How did you come up with this idea?
Mike: Well, being a member at USB, i noticed several Ask[Insert Username Here] Topics in the Games forum, so I thought, hey! I'll open a Store.
Spongebob: Oh. What's USB?
Mike: USB Stands for: United Spongeb-
Mike was interrupted by Patrick as Patrick walked on inside. Patrick pointed to SpongeBob.
Patrick: Who Are You?
SpongeBob: It's Me! Spongebob!
Patrick: Who Are You? I Don't Trust you.
Mike: His Name Is Spongebob!
Patrick: Oh. Thanks complete stranger who I have never met and therefore do not trust one bit.
Patrick Waves At Spongebob
Patrick: Hey Look It's Spongebob! How Are You!
Spongebob: Good. Thanks For Asking.
Patrick: Hey Mike! What did he say?
Spongebob and Mike: GOOD THANKS FOR ASKING!
Patrick: Thanks for asking what?
SpongeBob: Patrick, How Are You?
Patrick: You Asked That Silly! Not Me! Anyways I'm Fine. Thanks For Asking.
Spongebob: Mike, May I Also Have A Ask Me Place. I Can Call It: Ask Spongebob!
Mike: Fine By Me!
Spongebob: Thanks! Oh No! I Have To Get Back To Work, I Only Have 5 Seconds Left.
1 Second Later
Spongebob: I'M BACK!
Mr. krabs: NO SPONGEBOB! NOOOOOOOOO! DON'T GO BACK TO WORK FOR 2 MORE SECONDS OR I WON'T GET ME MONEY!
Spongebob: Ok.
Three Seconds Later...
Mr. Krabs: Well What Are You Standing Around For Boy? GET BACK TO WORK!!!!!
Spongebob: Ok.
Mr. Krabs: Thank You, Boy.
Spongebob: Hmmm. I Have Tommorow Off Work! Perfect!
The Next Day At 2 AM, SpongeBob Is Outside Making A Racket With Patrick Building There New Store For There Buisness: Ask Spongebob!
Squidward: What Are You Air Heads Doing!?!?!
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Spongebob And Patrick: Making A Stand To Answer Questions. That Will Be $2.50.
Squidward: WHAT?!?!?!?!?
Patrick: Don't Worrry! We Won't Charge You. Your Our Friend.
Squidward: Thanks. Well at least I have work today and i won't have to hear those two.
Squidward looks At His Calender.
Squidward: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! I have The Day Off. NOOOOOO! I'M LOCKED IN MY HOUSE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!I'lLL HAVE TO LISTEN TO THOSE TWO BARNICLE HEADS ALL DAY!!!!!
Spongebob: And Done!
Patrick: We Are Now Open For Buisness!
CHAPTER TWO
Patrick: We Are Now Open For Buisness!
SpongeBob: Look! Our First Customer!
Patrick: How May We Help You Sir?
The Customer(The Police): Uhm Yes, We Are The Bikkni Bottom Police. Do You Have A Permit For This Buisnes?
SpongeBob: What's A Permit?
The Police: Come With Us.
At The Jail, SpongeBob And Patrick are getting their one phone call. Patrick Is Going First
Patrick: Hello? Hello?
The Other End Of The Line: Hello, How May We Help You?
Patrick: Yeah. I'll Take One Large Pepperoni and A Giant Not So Diet Dr. Kelp.
The Pizza Place: Were To?
Patrick: The Bikkini Bottom Jail.
The Pizza Place: Your Pizza And Drink Will Arrive In 30 Minutes or it's free.
Five Minutes Later
The Pizza Guy: Here's Your Pizza Sir. That'll Be Fifteen Dollars.
Patrick: I'm Not Paying!
The Pizza Guy: Why Not?
Patrick: You said It Would Arrive In 30 Minutes or It's Free.
The Pizza Guy: Yeah. So.
Patrick: It Arrived In Five Minutes. Five Minutes Is Not 30 Minutes.
SpongeBob: Here I'll Pay.
Patrick: No SpongeBob.
Spongebob: Pat.
Patrick: Ok, fine. I'll Pay It Though.
Spongebob Makes His Phone Call
Spongebob: Mr. Krabs. Can You Bail Me Out. They Won't Press Charges, But I Will Have To Be In Here For Five Years if You Don't Help Out Me And Pat. PLEASE!
Mr. Krabs: Fine. I'll Bail You Boys out.
SpongeBob: Gee, Thanks Mr. Krabs.
CHAPTER THREE
SpongeBob: Thanks Again Mr. Krabs.
Mr. Krabs: No Problem. Just Don't Forget to get That Permit.
SpongeBob and Pat Get The Permit
TO BE CONTINUED...
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I Hope You Liked It! Part Two Coming Soon!
