My backpack hurts me everyday. Well, not anymore because SCHOOL'S...OUT...FOR...SUMMER! But it did before, because it has this retarded velcro for the strap on it and whenever I would swing it around on my shoulder or something it would scratch me so it looked like I was cutting myself or something.
And last year at White Water (this crappy water park) I was goin' down this one ride and the current wasn't pushing me down this rock slide so the Nazi lifeguard pushed me and my innertube went down the side and scratched part of my back off. I still have a scar. Whee.