Topic: Ask A Question Get A Stupid Answer

[Roger]

As real as the cow that jumped over the baboon.

Wait..why did I just say that?

[Banana]

hahahahahaha omg lol kewl dudexcxvg

Are YOU going to join the Banana fan club?

-Banana

[Thomas]

no, the cheese cannot make me join you and the Jedi!!

What will you do when Prince Charles comes to YOUR country? O_o'

[launcy]

18 deep fried lizards.

whats squidwards favourite colour?

[Thomas]

he hates everything and doesn't have one.

When will you die?

[patrick12q]

5 years ago.
did homestar ever make out with marzipan?

[Banana]

If he did, the King of Town would pour mash potatoes down his shirt and sing What a Wonderful World by Louis Armstrong.

How many cranivious one eyed William Sleator clones from the planet Ghvdhfjkhsdjkghjfkd does it take to screw in a glass of milk?

-Banana

[SpongeBobAndyZX14]

G and a half.

What happens when Brian eats hat off of Kentucky Fried Chicken's ballerina of alvacado?

[Thomas]

He explodes.

Who was Alfred Slakvish?

[Banana]

The son of Bob the Bobertson from planet Bob in the Bob Galaxy

Blue Kazoo, where are you?

-Banana

[weird_4]

In the penthouse!
Where in the world is Carman Sandiego?

[Thomas]

In a ditch, after he was hit by a speeding goat.

Why is my neighbours house on fire?

[UltraSpongeyDude]

Invader Zim came and poked it with a flaming stick

Why does the White Stripes only have 2 people?

[patrick12q]

be cause they couldn't find gollemm.
how did spongebob survive?

[Thomas]

he spontantiously combusted.

Why do people hate me?