but i put that warning!i know it has blasting peoples heads off,but theres a warning in the title!how many times do i have to say it?and it does have pretty bad violence,but thats the whole reason i put:WARNING:may be too violent for children.
maybe we should get started on the website in case they close this topic.
welcome back to...
BIKINI BOTTEM INTERNATIONAL FIGHTING MATCH!
patrick12q:i'm your host,patrick12q,and these are my other announcers:juan the egghole...
juan the egghole:yo,yo,yo,whats up,dogs?
patrick12q:and patrick...
patrick:oy,oy,oy,what down,cats?
patrick12q:getting started,king neptune and the flying dutchman are competeing face to face,this might be one intense battle!
patrick:yup,but,does anyone know where the bathroom is?
juan the egghole(points to a old ladys purse):ain't that it?
patrick:thanks!
juan the egghole(on the speaker):hello,everyone!before the matcch,we have patrick12q doing the hoola!
patrick12q:what?
juan the egghole(kicks him in the but,he falls down into the stadium):get out there!
patrick12q:uh,(starts doing the hoola)oh,hoola,hoola,hoola.oh,hoola,hoola,yeah!uh,(runs back to jugdes table.)
juan the egghole:we still have time left!what are we going to do?
(can hear a old lady screaming.patrick comes with a knife in his butt.
GROSS PART ALERT!
patrick sits down,only for the knife to go in further.)
juan the egghole:i got it!(starts farting,farts so hard,that he starts flying.starts flying around the stadium.)
patrick12q(in speaker):now,its time for the moment you've all been waiting for!king neptune!(king neptune comes on stadium)and the flying dutchman!(flying dutchman appears on stadium,laughing.)now!count down!10!9!8!7!6!5!4!3!2!1!
crowd:yyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
(neptune punches dutchman in nose.duthman growls and wresles neptune to the ground.)
duthcman:hahaha!!!you can't beat me!
neptune:yaaa!(takes a chainsaw and cuts dutchmans arm off.)
(they start punching each other)
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after 40 hours of hurting each other and doing incredibly violent things that might get me banned if i post them,duthman opens a jar of spirits,the spirits go around,hitting neptune,who was covered in blood.while the spirits are attacking neptune,duthman took his septar,and pointed straight at neptune...
... TO BE CONTINUED...