Topic: bikini bottem international fighting match!

[Patrick]

LOCK THIS TOPIC! IT'S TOO VIOLENT!

[Sheldon J. Plankton]

LOCK THIS TOPIC! IT'S TOO VIOLENT!

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Come on it's not that bad. patrick12q and I have been PMing each other latly, we've been talking about creating a website for this.

[weird_4]

Yeah. This topic isn't that violent. Violence involes bombs and guns. It's like wrestling.

[patrick12q]

but i put that warning!i know it has blasting peoples heads off,but theres a warning in the title!how many times do i have to say it?and it does have pretty bad violence,but thats the whole reason i put:WARNING:may be too violent for children.

maybe we should get started on the website in case they close this topic.



                welcome back to...
                                           BIKINI BOTTEM INTERNATIONAL FIGHTING MATCH!

patrick12q:i'm your host,patrick12q,and these are my other announcers:juan the egghole...

juan the egghole:yo,yo,yo,whats up,dogs?

patrick12q:and patrick...

patrick:oy,oy,oy,what down,cats?

patrick12q:getting started,king neptune and the flying dutchman are competeing face to face,this might be one intense battle!

patrick:yup,but,does anyone know where the bathroom is?

juan the egghole(points to a old ladys purse):ain't that it?

patrick:thanks!

juan the egghole(on the speaker):hello,everyone!before the matcch,we have patrick12q doing the hoola!

patrick12q:what?

juan the egghole(kicks him in the but,he falls down into the stadium):get out there!

patrick12q:uh,(starts doing the hoola)oh,hoola,hoola,hoola.oh,hoola,hoola,yeah!uh,(runs back to jugdes table.)

juan the egghole:we still have time left!what are we going to do?

(can hear a old lady screaming.patrick comes with a knife in his butt.


                                        GROSS PART ALERT!
patrick sits down,only for the knife to go in further.)

juan the egghole:i got it!(starts farting,farts so hard,that he starts flying.starts flying around the stadium.)

patrick12q(in speaker):now,its time for the moment you've all been waiting for!king neptune!(king neptune comes on stadium)and the flying dutchman!(flying dutchman appears on stadium,laughing.)now!count down!10!9!8!7!6!5!4!3!2!1!

crowd:yyyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

(neptune punches dutchman in nose.duthman growls and wresles neptune to the ground.)

duthcman:hahaha!!!you can't beat me!

neptune:yaaa!(takes a chainsaw and cuts dutchmans arm off.)

(they start punching each other)
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after 40 hours of hurting each other and doing incredibly violent things that might get me banned if i post them,duthman opens a jar of spirits,the spirits go around,hitting neptune,who was covered in blood.while the spirits are attacking neptune,duthman took his septar,and pointed straight at neptune...







                            ...   TO BE CONTINUED...

[weird_4]

This topic shouldn't get closed. We'll just have to be carefull of what we say in the battles.

[Sb129]

Hmm a website would be cool.Anyway,you killed Ren,Zim &SB!Well Squidward,Plankton,Dib,Gaz,The Tallest,Tak,Mimi & all of Irk(except Skoodge,Gir & Minimoose)are happy now thoe.

[patrick12q]

don't worry!if we ever get to season 3,i got a suprise for you.this is just one season,and i got season 2 all figured out!anyways:


(bloo,in a cave)

bloo:phew!

(hears a noise)

bloo:huh!ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!(runs)

bush:come back!(shoots,but hits gary.)

spongebob:you monsters!you killed gary!

bloo and bush:spongebob?but i thought you died?

(look at each other and point guns.)

coach(comes up.):calm down!we can settle this at the bikini bottem international fighting match!

bloo and bush(look at coach):GET HIM!

(start chasing the coach.)

[Sb129]

Yay ghosts!Or heaven/heck fights! :cool:

[patrick12q]

no,he ain't a ghost,he still looks the same,he just appeared out of nowhere.and the series with bloo and bush and spongebob,will lead up to the last episode of the season.and the last episode of the season,will lead up to the whole season 2.

[Sheldon J. Plankton]

weird_4 and I have now took over BBIFM. I'll PM him about doing a new eppy.

[patrick12q]

well,it won't be until the 4th of july.so we're going to have to wait a few days.and,you'll probably end up doing part of the soda war.the soda war will be a war against the pantsless,and the shirtless.the shirtless will be patrick leading the army of evil cats,and the pantsless will be squidward and winnie the pooh,leading the army of robo ninja monkeys.i might be able to do the first half of it,but just in case,i want to pm you of the first episode of the soda war.

[Spider-Boogie]

Not to sound mean, but this story is very supid.

[patrick12q]

Not to sound mean, but this story is very supid.

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well,if you don't like it,don't read it!this is for anyone who likes,if anyone likes it...

[Banana]

It's pretty good...but if you REALLY want to make it good, I have some tips:

1. Put it through spell checker.  It makes things easier for all of us.  Really.

2. Carefully think things out. 3/5 of the time you just seem to be rambling and repeating yourself, and while they can be funny, it is sort of annoying.

3. Sometimes the characters say or do dumb things that they would NEVER say or do.

I'll give it a passing garde of 6/10.  Take my tips and I will improve the score.

-Banana

[patrick12q]

ok,but remember,cartoon characters are supposed to be fighting,so,yeah.but if your saying the third one to me,go tell the 3rd one to the guy who wrote the haunted type writer.but,yeah.i guess i did get a little carried away.but,ok.