DOES ANYONE ELSE THINK THAT SNORLAX'S POINTY EARS REPRESENT SATAN'S HORNS? THAT'S WHAT I THINK AND BECAUSE I'M CATHOLIC YOU SHOULD BELIEVE ME. BLAH BLAH BLAH. I AM A TOOL. ALSO, THAT POKEMON NAMED MEW SEEMS TO BE THE POKEMON VERSION OF GOD. ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT GOD IS SMALL AND PINK? NO. GOD IS TALL AND WHITE BECAUSE ONLY SOMEONE WHITE CAN BE GOD. HE HATES YOU UNLESS YOU'RE CATHOLIC JUST LIKE ME. GOD LOVES ME. SHUT UP. DON'T THROW THAT AT ME OR ELSE YOU'LL BE SINNED. HEY, STOP THAT. ANYWAY, LISTEN TO ME, IT'S NOT TO LATE TO SAVE YOU ALL. ALL YOU HAVE TO DO IS SELL YOUR POKEMON CARDS AND USE THE MONEY TO SEE 'THE PASSION OF THE CHRIST' THREE TO FIVE TIMES IN ONE DAY. JESUS WILL FORGIVE YOU FOR SHOWING HIM SOME LOVE AT THE BOX OFFICE. BLAH BLAH BLAH. I AM A TOOL.
Some kid at my school said something similar to that to the grade schoolers once last year while The Passion was in theaters.