Heywood Banks was born on a mountain top in Tennessee and lived for many many years in a log trailer. Heywood's biological parents, Hank and Heyena Banks were killed in a freak revolving restaurant accident back in the sixties - someone had hit the Puree Button by mistake... It was grisly! Eventually raised by mathematical parents, Heywood was working in a Kroger store bagging groceries when he was hit in the head with a can of lunchmeat, giving him spamnesia.
