Remember kids, Animal Crossing ^ may have driven me completely insane because of that #ee-ee-erk-erkk# Resetti, but Pelly's trendy.
Remember kids, Mr. Sonny Resetti is a Groundhog from the Animal Crossing video games. If a player shuts off their Nintendo GameCube or Nintendo DS systems without saving first, the next time they started up their game they will be greeted by Mr. Resetti, a cranky mole who scolds them for "resetting", and warns them that they could lose valuable data. In Wild World, he also warns players if they stray too far away from a wireless access point. If the player continues to reset the game, he will begin to deliver longer and longer rants, and require the player apologize to him. In the GameCube version, he even threatens to erase the game file and demolish the player's house, though he never does so. In Animal Crossing: Wild World, Resetti makes small cameo appearances at The Roost. Trendy.
Along the same lines…
Remember kids----
AAAAAAARGH!
You know how many people I gotta repeat myself to?
JUST YOU, PUNK!
Read my lips: save first, and then, and ONLY then, turn the power off…
How many times I gotta tell you that?
…HEY!
You doin’ this...on purpose?
Are you maybe turnin’ the power off without savin’ for laughs?
You wanna get the crazy mole out here an’ see what he says next, that it?
This entertains you, punk? You think this is funny? A little stand-up mole?
Ah-HA! I saw that, kid! You rolled your eyes at me! You DO think this is a joke!
Haaaah...
Y’know, I been with the Reset Intervention Bureau since the family took over.
I gotta say, though, I ain’t NEVER had to deal with a nutjob like you.
It’s OK. I been trained. It just means I gotta lose the kid gloves an’ get serious.
I may even hit the gym and go a few rounds with my cousin, Vicious Vole Vinnie.
See if you wanna keep resettin’ after I bounce a couple mole elbows off ya!
For the time bein’, though, you get to tell me how sorry you are.
Testin’, testin’, 1, 2, 3! All right, no feedback. We’re good to go.
Now I’m gonna give you an apology, an’ you’re gonna repeat it back to me.
You get it wrong, I know you ain’t serious, and you get to say it again!
Uh, lemme see… Yeah, that’s a good one!
You ready? Here goes!
“Never again!”
SAY IT!
---is trendy.
Remember kids, Resetti is the opposite of trendy, but I'll do this anyway-
Resetti:
"YOU!Hold it right there , punk!What did you do?Huh?Tell me what you did!What am I talking about?Huh?Don't you play dumb with me!Don't you DARE!
Before you turn the power off, SAVE!You gotta SAVE!I KNOW you knew that!Don't even lie to me!When you power down without following procedure.....Know what happens?I get lights and sirens playin' an electric mambo at HQ!
KINDA HARD TO MISS!
Gotta relax.Deep breath.Haaaaaah...I can see now. you don't listen too well....Well, clean out your ears, Ealcon.Life's SERIOUS!
Calm...Haah...Happy mole...You hear me?SERIOUS!Haaah...Cool, dark tunnel...Release the anger...You're gonnagimme health problems, punk.Don't be such a twerp...Haaaaaah............OK, listen, everybody, and I mean everybody, makes mistakes.That's just life.And maybe you didn't plan to do this.Maybe this all a big misunderstandin'.Yeah, it's possible.But you know what?It don't make a clod of difference.
Think about it, will ya?What, you wanna fix all the things that go wrong?You wanna snap your fingers and erase all your screw-ups?Sure, who don't?I mean, pssshh, I wish I hadn't dropped outta dental school.Good money there.I REALLY wish I hadn't washed my white boxers with my red sweatshirt...BUT!Is turnin' the power off without savin' gonna change any of that?...
Of course it ain't, punk!That kinda thing only happens in video games!In REAL life, in the REAL world, it ain't happenin'.And that's normal.Hear me?That's the way it is, right?It's takin' whatever comes your way, the good AND the bad, that gives life flavour.It's all that stuff rolled together that makes life worth livin'.Turnin' the power off 'cause you didn't get an item you really, really wanted?Or tryin' tobacktrack and avoid somekinda sticky situation?That's PATHETIC!
C'mon, Ealcon.Stop playin' like that.Stop LIVIN' like that!I mean grow up, will ya?You're better than this...You know anybody who's got a perfect life?Course not.'Cause nothin's perfect.So I'll say it one more time and hope you REALLY hear me this time...Mistakes and disappointment make the sweet things in life that much sweeter.You gotta take everythin' life throws atcha.Roll with the punches, hear me?Deal with the consequences of your actions, 'cause life ain't no video game.You feel that irony, punk?Aw, for the luvva dirt...What's with the face, you think I need that look?
You got that how-long's-this-guy-gonna-keep-yappin'-at-me face.Yeah.Well, wipe it off, ingrate!You're lucky I ain't MORE mad, you dirty resetter!Ah, whatever.All this tunnelin' and barkin's got me beat.I'm done with you kid.I'm cuttin' you loose.But you gotta promise me when you're done playin'...You'll SAVE before you turn the power off!SAAAAAVE!...You got that?Oh, and before I forget, one last thing...
Wash your hands after you go to the bathroom!
We clear?Good!Now SCRAM!"
Well, life isn't really worth living at all.The only things that keeps me alive are the birds........they're trendy.
