Roger loves it
In fact, I want to see more. Like the one where I go on a maniacal rampage and decapitate thousands of innocents.
Armchair mod? Pfft. Try good member. Sometimes mods aren't around, so the least one can do is point out that a topic isn't appropriate.
Staff wrapped around my finger? Ha. Someone seems jealous. I'm sorry I have friends. I'm sorry you don't. Maybe if you weren't such a total idiot, you'd have friends, too.
It's also nice to know you take my name seriously and really do see me as 'The Big Cheese", though I can assure you I am nowhere near that great.
It's good to know you're gone. I only have one thing to say:
Good riddance.
Actually, I'd have more to say, but since this place is family-oriented, I can't. If you (or anyone else for that matter) really wants to know, IM me. I'll be happy to tell.