A type of fanfic most of us are familer with, so let's get started.
One day Spongebob, Patrick, and Squidward were at Glove World, (even though Squid didn't want to go) and they were in line for the roler coster...........
Spongebob: Yeppiy! This's going to be the greatest time of are lives.
Patrick: Yea, I can't wait to throw-up!
Squidward: I still can't belive you talked me into going to this stuipd carnvil.
Spongebob: Ho-ho Squidward, you sure are funny.
Squidward: Boy, you two sure are stuipd.
Patrick: YAY! We're next!
Squidward: (flat) Oh boy. (they get in their car)
R.C. Guy: Okay, are you guys ready?
Sponge & Pat: YEA!
Squidward: No.
R.C. Guy: OK. (pulls lever and coster starts)
Patrick: Oh yea! I'm ready to throw up! (he gets sick and throws up on...)
a. Squidward
b. controls
c. himself