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Not So Silent Bob

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« on: October 03, 2003, 08:18:58 pm »
Okay, here's the deal. I'll write a short Mario sequence, with three possible "endings" (which really lead to three others, and so on). The first ending that someone says they want will be the one that gets picked. Here's #1.

Mario is skipping along singing the Muffin Man song. Suddenly, he sees a gang of Koopas beating on a little Toad. "AAAGH! Help me and stuff!" cries the Toad. "Ha ha ha, we will destroy you with our........ hands! And shells!" yelled the Koopas. Mario must make a desision.

What does Mario do now?

Busts a Neo and kicks their shiny Koopa butts.
Farts uncontrollably while smoking a ciggy.
Plops down a lawn chair and puts on some sunglasses, and watches the show.

 
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SS4Gohan

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« Reply #1 on: October 04, 2003, 07:08:30 am »
I think he should hop happily with all his little mushroom friends to another forum where he belongs
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Offline Squiddy

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« Reply #2 on: October 04, 2003, 07:47:30 am »
ya,this is a spongebob forum......i think?
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Super Ry

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« Reply #3 on: October 04, 2003, 08:16:25 am »
This should be move, uh, anyway, I like the third one.
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Patrick

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« Reply #4 on: October 04, 2003, 09:02:01 am »
This better be realistic. And not like the other spongebob ones. "What does Patrick do? A) Die b) Summon BOwser C) Turn into gorrila

 
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« Reply #5 on: October 04, 2003, 01:13:23 pm »
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ya,this is a spongebob forum......i think?
You can post stuff BESIDES SpongeBob here.

Anyway, Super Ry chose the third, so... here goes.

Mario took out a lawn chair and watched the little Toad get beat up. But suddenly, a Koopa shell flew into his head. He got a big bruise. "Thats-a it," he growled. He jumped out and...

CROTCH KICK! CROTCH KICK!
He shoots some fireballs.
Peach comes and he forgets the whole thing.

For those of you who think by choosing the third one, it'll be over.... you're dead wrong.
« Last Edit: October 04, 2003, 01:13:52 pm by Not So Silent Bob »
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« Reply #6 on: October 04, 2003, 01:34:33 pm »
CROTCH KICK,CROCK KICK!!!!!
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« Reply #7 on: October 04, 2003, 01:36:01 pm »
CROTCH KICK,CROCK KICK!!!!!
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Not So Silent Bob

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« Reply #8 on: October 04, 2003, 01:42:17 pm »
All righty then.

Mario hops on a Koopa. He throws it towards four of them. They get knocked out, and he kicks them in the... area. Then he realizes they're ill-equipeped...

Kay, I'm bored of this. I'll stop it for a while.
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