here is a joke ripped off a site
Things to do at Wal-Mart
1. Set all the alarm clocks in housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals.
2. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, "Code 3 in Housewares", and see what happens.
3. Go to the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on layaway.
4. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area.
5. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows from the bedding department.
6. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why can't you people just leave me alone?!"
7. Look right into the security camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.
8. While handling knifes in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are.
9. Dart around the store suspiciously while humming the theme from 'Mission: Impossible'.
10. Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME!!!!! PICK ME!!!!!!!!'
11. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! THE VOICES! THE VOICES!'
12. Go into a fitting room and yell really loudly ... 'Hey! We're out of toilet paper in here!