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Offline cmonkey

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SpongeBob Haiku Contest
« on: November 04, 2005, 06:08:20 pm »
Starting this instant, United SpongeBob is having a SpongeBob haiku contest.  So break out your creative writing talents or Japanese poets and get to it!  The rules are:

1.  We're following the standard Haiku rules.  5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third.  No more, no less.  If you can't count out the right number, you are disqualified, and may god have mercy on your soul.

2.  It has to be about SpongeBob.  The show, not necessarily the character.

3.  Each person can post only one haiku.  However, if you decide you don't like yours, you can go back and edit your post as long as it's before the deadline.

4.  Post your entry as a reply to this topic by 11:59 PM EST on November 11th.  That gives you a little over a week.

Write the best one, and you will win SpongeBob SquarePants: The Yellow Album when it is released on the 15th.  The admins and mods will be doing the judging, and the winner will be announced that day.

Also, happy 16th birthday to Hannah, the first SpongeZone moderator.
« Last Edit: November 04, 2005, 06:12:37 pm by cmonkey »
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« Reply #1 on: November 04, 2005, 06:21:16 pm »
Sounds fun. ^_^
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« Reply #2 on: November 04, 2005, 07:41:26 pm »
<------Poetry haiku creating master dude...

Living in the sand
With a spatula at hand
That sponge is the man.

Boo yeah, grandma...

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« Reply #3 on: November 04, 2005, 08:54:57 pm »
Wait... I'm judging?  So does this mean that I can't enter the contest?  Man.... oh heck, I'm entering anyway...

Here's mine (took me 2 hours to write):

SpongeBob is quite cool.
Really really really cool.
Yep... SpongeBob is cool.

Oh yeah... I've got this baby wrapped up...

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« Reply #4 on: November 04, 2005, 10:02:12 pm »
A peaceful ocean
Spongebob resides with his friends
he is most happy.


Oh well, I tried... no harm in at least trying. Am I right?

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« Reply #5 on: November 04, 2005, 11:10:18 pm »
spongebob is so wet
he and friends go out to play
at least i had tried

williambob286

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« Reply #6 on: November 05, 2005, 01:42:23 am »
The cool Sponge kid rules
He cooks Krabby Patties too
He is that sponge dude

Right or wrong? Took me less that 2 hours  :laugh:
« Last Edit: November 08, 2005, 02:31:12 am by williambob286 »

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« Reply #7 on: November 05, 2005, 03:42:37 am »
Spongebob and patrick,
Best friends forever,
Are just hangin' out.

garyfan

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« Reply #8 on: November 05, 2005, 05:29:30 am »
A snail of few words.
Gary is the quiet one.
His thoughts are unknown.

:) there we go.
« Last Edit: November 05, 2005, 05:29:44 am by garyfan »

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« Reply #9 on: November 05, 2005, 07:44:26 am »
Plankton is evil.
He wants a Krabby Patty.
Krabs won't allow it.

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« Reply #10 on: November 05, 2005, 07:52:29 am »
Bikini Bottom
Home to our SpongeBob
Our happiness too


...No no. Will you stop!? I did not learn Haiku from Basho!

This competition is cool! I love reading everybody's Haiku!

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« Reply #11 on: November 05, 2005, 07:57:05 am »
You have to be a registered user to enter. :wink1:

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« Reply #12 on: November 05, 2005, 07:57:20 am »
Correct syllable version! What was i thinking.

Bikini Bottom
Home to our SpongeBob SquarePants
Our happiness too

am i disqualified  :mad:

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« Reply #13 on: November 05, 2005, 07:58:58 am »
Aw nevermind :closedeyes:

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« Reply #14 on: November 05, 2005, 09:33:32 am »
You can always register and submit it. :original: