Starting this instant, United SpongeBob is having a SpongeBob haiku contest. So break out your creative writing talents or Japanese poets and get to it! The rules are:
1. We're following the standard Haiku rules. 5 syllables in the first line, 7 in the second, and 5 in the third. No more, no less. If you can't count out the right number, you are disqualified, and may god have mercy on your soul.
2. It has to be about SpongeBob. The show, not necessarily the character.
3. Each person can post only one haiku. However, if you decide you don't like yours, you can go back and edit your post as long as it's before the deadline.
4. Post your entry as a reply to this topic by 11:59 PM EST on November 11th. That gives you a little over a week.
Write the best one, and you will win
SpongeBob SquarePants: The Yellow Album when it is released on the 15th. The admins and mods will be doing the judging, and the winner will be announced that day.
Also,
happy 16th birthday to
Hannah, the
first SpongeZone moderator.