On the first day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me:
A controversy
On the second day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me:
2 stupid presidents
And a controversy
On the third day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me:
3 natural disasters
2 stupid presidents
And a controversy
On the fourth day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me:
4 bad drivers
3 natural disasters
2 stupid presidents
And a controversy
On the fifth day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me:
5 dollar gas
4 bad drivers
3 natural disasters
2 stupid presidents
And a controversy
On the sixth day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me:
6 car crashes
5 dollar gas
4 bad drivers
3 natural disasters
2 stupid presidents
And a controversy
On the seventh day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me:
7 violent protests
6 car crashes
5 dollar gas
4 bad drivers
3 natural disasters
2 stupid presidents
And a controversy
On the eighth day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me:
8 fatal explosions
7 violent protests
6 car crashes
5 dollar gas
4 bad drivers
3 natural disasters
2 stupid presidents
And a controversy
On the ninth day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me:
9 alcoholics
8 fatal explosions
7 violent protests
6 car crashes
5 dollar gas
4 bad drives
3 natural disasters
2 stupid presidents
And a controversy
On the tenth day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me:
10 over-priced houses
9 alcoholics
8 fatal explosions
7 violent protests
6 car crashes
5 dollar gas
4 bad drivers
3 natural disasters
2 stupid presidents
And a controversy
On the eleventh day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me:
11 cheap Chevy’s
10 over-priced houses
9 alcoholics
8 fatal explosions
7 violent protests
6 car crashes
5 dollar gas
4 bad drivers
3 natural disasters
2 stupid presidents
And a controversy
On the twelfth day of Christmas, my neighbor gave to me:
12 pointless wars
11 cheap Chevy’s
10 over-priced houses
9 alcoholics
8 fatal explosions
7 violent protests
6 car crashes
5 dollar gas
4 bad drivers
3 natural disasters
2 stupid presidents
And a controversy
:laugh:
