OK, this is my first ever fan-fic, so if you don't understand, feel free to reply.
I call this one "HypnoSquid". This is just an introduction to get you into the feel before I actually start writing the real thing. In case you get stuck, this is written in Squidward's point of view. However, he's not quite feeling himself; especially because he's been kidnapped, and ---
Well, do you wanna ruin the surprise? :biggrin:
If this interests you, read on.
And by the way, purple is an important colour in this story. Remember that now.
~~~ HypnoSquid
by Band8PGeek SHUT YOUR MOUTH, YOU MEDIOCRE CLARINET PLAYER BARNACLE BRAINAGITATIONDARKNESS
PANICCRYSTALS
FRIGHTYOU’RELIKEASTEAMEDVEGETABLE,ONLYSMARTER Where’s Squidward Who the heck is he [/b]WE’LL NEVER GET IT OUT OF HIM THIS WAY Thoughts, voices.
Unknown thoughts, unknown voices, swirling around my --
Ow! my head!
Can’t remember a thing.
Things misting, drifting.
YOU’RE NOT MY FATHER, MY FATHER’S DEAD COZ YOU AND ME, WE’RE LIKE BROTHERS, ONLY CLOSER No, don’t know whatcha talking about 8BOXESOFBUN BOOKS
CALMNESS CHANDELIER
SERENITY MUSIC
PEACE 3
POUNDSOFPATTY I AM YOUR BEST FRIENDThings are calming down.
Mist clearing.
i remember something now.
A red Crystal.
Swinging. Side to side, left, right, left, right.
So, you’re selling Krabby Patties, eh, Plankton sunsets always remind me of bowls of fruit Where’s Squid doeseveryoneknowaboutOppositeDay Shadows
Acceptance Candlesticks
Oh, my aching tentacles Where’s Mr Squidward Oh, puh-leezeThese new voices fills my head.
Voices i don’t recognise.
I don’t recognise anything.
Not the voices, not the Crystal.
Nothing.
Where’s Squidward?[/u]They come again.
Voices. Lots of them.
Are they important?
Where the scallop am i?
Why do i care?
And that name. Squidward.
Should it mean something?
Tell us where Squidward is right now, or you get a knuckle sandwich! Easy there, Sandy.i groan.
i can’t remember a thing.
The Crystal.
And i’ve just found a name.
my name.
shadow.
That’s all i can remember.
…
i think it’s significant.
That Crystal, i mean.
When i think of It, i…
It’s hard to describe.
i almost get…
Well…
Tingly.
Where’s Squidward? Where’s Squidward? Where’s Squidward?I told you. I dunno what you’re talking about. Yeah. Tingly. That’s the word for It.
It must be important.
Why am i feeling so sure?
---- Wait.
Am i feeling?
Do i have emotion, expression?
Of course you don’t, a voice tells me.
Don’t you remember? No, i don’t, i tell it.
i want answers! Please!
We can do this all night if ye want. Where’s Squid?I have no idea, and if you ask again, I’ll have to remove you from the premises.The name again.
This, this name!
Squidward, Squid, Squid, Squidward!
Why?
It means nothing to me.
So why does it ring a bell?
But you don’t like him, the voice says again.
But i don’t even know who he is.
But I – but – but – but - but – but – but - but – but – but - but – but – but -I know who he is.
He’s a barnacle head.
A totally shrimpy fish-paste barnacle brain.
Only one person you like around here. But who?
What’s going on?
And why am i referring to myself in the lower-case sense?
Tell me specifics!
you’ll find out soon enough. i don’t want to find out soon enough.
In case you hadn’t gathered.
i want to find out ----
OK, that’s it.
SHADOW!!![/size]
[size=8]---- now. [/size]
you were saying? That male Voice, the one that called my name.
Bizarrely…
i get the feeling…
He’s important.
He is important.
He’s your Master. You wanna run that by me again?
shadow, what are you waiting for, Leif Eriksson Day? Get out here and show yourself.Well? Why do i have to?
He’s your Master. Stop calling Him that.
I thought you told me to run that by you again. <Ppppph> What-
ever! Awwww. Haven’t had your brain conditioning? Here, lemme help you--- What the barnacles are you on ab----
shadow, would you please get a move on? Time’s wasting, here, people, time’s wasting.“Yes, Master.” [size=8]
Author's note: any grammatical personage errors were intentional. Any similarity to anyone else's fan fic is entirely coincidental. If you like, you sign. Oh, and do you know how long it took me to get this introduction in just the right style of writing? 10 whole minutes. And I understand if it isn't the best fan-fic you've ever seen, but hey, I've read around, and I'm not being vain but trust me, it's a lot better than some others I've seen. No offense. [/size]