Here are some signs that you've spent way too much time on the internet:
1- If a person tells you something funny, instead of laughing, you say, "LOL"
2- You refer to reality as "real life"
3- You put on make-up only because you're about to turn on your web cam
4- You call a friend to tell them to go online so they can "talk to you"
5- You're convinced that you'll always have bad luck because you didn't forward that friendship poem to at least 10 people.
Sadly, I actually know a few people like this. If any of this pertains to anyone, for the love of Pete, go outside, drive around, read a book, or do ANYTHING besides basing your life around a computer screen. It's just not right!