Neither. I write with my feet.
I'm a right-hander when writing.
Left-handed when using swords and guns.
;-; Some girl was hitting me with a plastic sword today after school and I wanted to steal it, but I had to go home...
I have handled a REAL sword...but I don't own one.
I do own a plastic replica of Sephiroth's Masamune from FF7, and Zidane's butterfly-sword from FF9.