Oka,y yes, I have posted this before, but it was when the forum just began. And I want all te new people to read it. It was my first fanfic I've ever written. I hope you enjoy it.
It's pretty short.
Patrick's Birthday
Spongebob: Okay everyone, when Patrick comes in here, everyone has to say HAPPY BIRTHDAY!
*Patrick walks in*
Everyone: HAPPY BIRTHDAY!!
Patrick: For who?
Sandy: You!
Patrick: Really? WOW!
Spongebob: Time for presents!
Patrick: O-BOY!
Mr. Krabs: Well, I don’t really know you, but you’re a friend of Spongebob, so, here’s a penny!
Patrick: WOW!!
Mr. Krabs: Now give it back.
Sandy: Here Patrick! It's something from Texas!
Patrick: NEAT, A POINTY THING IN A POT!
Sandy: No, it's a cactus.
Patrick: MMMMMMM, lets eat it!
*Squidward tries to sneak out*
Spongebob: Squidward, wait! You haven’t given your present yet!
Squidward: Oh, umm *takes some sand off the ground* here Patrick.
Patrick: Wow, Thats just what I wanted! Where did u find it, I’ve been looking for it everywhere!
Spongebob: Finally, my turn, *tee-hee*, A WATCH!
Patrick: What is it?
Spongebob: A watch, it tells time!
*Patrick holds it to his ear* Patrick: No it doesn’t, it isn't saying anything!
Spongebob: Okay, see those hands? Those tell it!
Patrick: those aren’t hands Spongebob; maybe you should have been paying attention in class.
Spongebob: But I go to boating school and you’re not there!
Patrick: I know you have breakfast.
Spongebob: What?
*Everything’s quiet*
Spongebob: Time for CAKE! *Brings out cake* Time to blow out the candles!
Patrick: O boy! *Takes deep breath*
*candles go out*
Spongebob: Uh-oh, Squidward, you have the lighter, light the candles.
*He lights the candles*
*Patrick blows and spits on the cake and the cake goes flying into Squidward’s face*
Patrick: Oh well, it's getting late, my new watch says so!
*Watch says 1:00 p.m.*
The Next Day
*Patrick wakes up*
Patrick: O boy, my birthday!