hey im new here and am from uk and as can see the nick uk is crud theyve only ever shown the spongebob christmas episode once! that was 3 years ago and it took us almost 2 years after usa to get the new season with the new voice of spongebob i did see skill crane thou when i visited florida it was its premier of it (how lucky) anyways im now 18 booooo and i wrote up this script a year ago and i wanna knoiw what u guys think of it
Sponge bob squarpants
“The problem with krusty krab”
Angle on: camera starts outside the krusty krab for a few seconds and then goes inside Mr Krabs office where he is counting his money
Mr Krabs: 100,200,300,400….. Wait a minute what’s that smell *sniff* *sniff* … no it can’t be
Angle on: Mr Krabs rushes out of his office into the restaurant and looks outside
Mr Krabs: It is…. its it’s its it’s
Squid ward: What did you loose 2 cents again boo hoo
Mr krabs: Now worse it’s the PATTY ASSOSCIATION!!!!!!!!
Angle on: The patty association chief steps out of the association bus along with 2 other members
Mr Krabs: Quick Squid ward neaten up
Squid ward: Whhhhhhaaaattt I’m fine
Angle on: The camera does a mug shot of Squid ward looking scruffy and looking like a tramp with fly’s buzzing around him.
The Patty association starts to walk up to the door.
Mr Krabs: Quick sponge bob sort this out
Sponge bob: (A voice comes from the kitchen) Yes sir!!!
Angle on: Mr krabs turns away from the counter seeing the patty association getting closer to the door. Suddenly a pair of yellow arms comes through the serving window and grabs Squid ward and pulls him through the serving window and replaces him with a cardboard cut out of him. The patty association members open the restaurant doors.
Mr Krabs: Welcome to the Krabby patty.
Chief: Hello Mr….. (the chief whispers into one of the other members ears)” pssst wahts his name”
Member 2: Uhhh Mr Krabs sir
Chief: Hello Mr Krabs!!!!. Right we are the patty association and are here to assess the patties and the condition of the restaurant and your workers and we will decide if you can stay open or CLOSE YOU DOWN!!!(The Chiefs shadow suddenly grows larger as he says this). Right okay on the way in we did notice that your restaurant is made of wood and that cant be good for the wood since it is underwater it should rot.
Mr Krabs: Nahh this place is built is built as solid as a rock.
Angle on: The camera is outside Patrick’s house with his aerial falling off and his rock crumbling in places.
Chief: Well you better get that checked out. Now we need to speak to your cashier what is his name Mr Krabs.
Mr Krabs: Squid ward
Chief: Well hello there Mr Squid ward you’re looking very clean….and shiney…and very thin…. Say are you on a diet.
Sponge bob: (A voice echoes from the kitchen) yes!!
Chief: say how did you say that without moving your lips. Are you training to be a ventriloquist?
Sponge bob: (A few seconds delay happens before he answers) yes!!!
Chief: Now we need to go and speak to your cook what is his name Mr Krabs?
Mr Krabs: Umm sponge bob
Angle on: The patty association enter there kitchen with squid ward bound and gagged dangling precariously on a main beam of the restaurant above the inspectors and Mr Krabs head.
Sponge bob: Hi im spongebob
Chief: Hello sponge bob I would like to try a Krabby patty please
Sponge bob: Coming right up(spongebob makes the patty).Here you go!
Chief: Uh thanks(the chief tastes the patty) This patty is very good keep up the good work Spongebob. Mr krabs you passed you are staying open but I must insist you check the wood is strong enough
Mr Krabs: Okay ill get right on it.
Angle on: The members go outside and start to shake hands with Mr Krabs.
Spongebob: (meanwhile inside the reatrurant spongebob tries to get squidward down) Hang on Squidward ill get you down. (Squidwards eyes fill with fear).(Suddenly there is a small creaking sound).”Huh whats that”says spongebob
Angle on: Mr Krabs is just finishing shaking hands but suddenly a loud thump is heard coming from inside the restaurant and then another loud thump Mr Krabs and the inspectors turn around.
Chief: Mr Krabs what on earth was that.
Mr Krabs: uhhhhhh free money for all woo hoo hey look 100 dollar bills.
Angle on: Suddenly the Krusty Krab starts to crumble on itself and a Krabby patty rolls out of the wreckage. Mr Krabs pupils also crumble on themselves aswell.
Plankton: (suddenly Plankton hops onto the wreckage and picks up a Krabby patty) Finally its mine wahahahahhah VICTORY MY NAME IS PLANKTON!!! (Plankton hops away of the wreckage)
Spongebob: (Suddenly spongebob bursts out of the wreckage) “Don’t worry Mr Krabs ill get the Krabby patty for you he wont steal the secret recipe (Spongebob chases after plankton)
Angle on: The inspectors stare in disbelief while Mr Krabs is on the brink of going crazy.
Squidward: (suddenly squidward forces his way out of the rubble still bound and gagged. The Chief takes his gag off)”Oh You have to help me theres a
Brainless yellow sponge keeping me hostage a krab who wont even pay me minimum wage.
Angle on: Mr krabs forces out a scared smile.
Mr Krabs: Its lies lies I tells ya.
Squidward: And to top it off theres a master minded crazy green plankton always trying to steal the Krabby patties.
Chief: Mr Krabs this is outrageous you are being shut down right now and you don’t even have a restaurant.
Angel on: The patty association leave in there bus.
Sponge bob: Phew I got it back Mr Krabs.
Mr Krabs: SPONGEBOBBBBB!!!!!
Spongebob: uh yes Mr Krabs
Mr Krabs: This is all your fault my restaurant is destroyed but I wont fire you because I have a solution.
Sponge bob: Uhh whats that.
Angle on: sponge bobs house with a queue outside and smoke billowing out the chimney.
Mr Krabs: See told you I had a solution ey spongebob.
Spongebob: Ill say now ill be able to eat, sleep, drink and watch tv at the Krusty Krab.
THE END
By Aaron Smith.