Spongebob comes out of the closet and goes on a date with Patrick. 98% of Bikini Bottom is christian, so they stop eating at The Krusty Krab when they find out that it has a gay frycook. So Mr. Krabs fires Spongebob, and he is so sad that he hangs himself. Patrick cries because he misses Spongebob, but then he realizes that it's impossible to cry underwater, and the universe explodes due to the paradox.
BEST SERIES FINALE EVER!