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Offline Scilla

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If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« on: August 24, 2007, 07:29:16 pm »
what would you do?

I would go streaking. And then pee standing up, and then watch football. And thheeeen watch action movies!
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #1 on: August 24, 2007, 07:55:31 pm »
Watch "The Notebook" and be able to cry in public.

It's such a good movie. :sob:
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #2 on: August 24, 2007, 07:59:22 pm »
I'd finally be able to pee standing up.
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #3 on: August 24, 2007, 08:18:46 pm »
I would go back in time and make out with my male self.
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #4 on: August 25, 2007, 12:46:33 am »
Not interested if I was the opposite gender, but if Gerard Way woke up as a sexy, curvy platinum blonde girl then s/he's really sexy.
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #5 on: August 25, 2007, 01:46:17 pm »
I'd stare at myself in the mirror all day.

Naked.
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #6 on: August 25, 2007, 02:23:18 pm »
I would be a lesbian.
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #7 on: August 25, 2007, 02:57:07 pm »
I'd freak out.

I mean, all of a sudden I'm a female! What up with dat?
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #8 on: August 25, 2007, 03:02:32 pm »
Quote from: Rocko on August 25, 2007, 02:23:18 pm
I would be a lesbian.

I 2nd that, but I'm not sure why lol.
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #9 on: August 25, 2007, 04:18:59 pm »
I'd go into work and see if anyone knew who I was then scare the poo out of them.
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #10 on: August 25, 2007, 05:44:01 pm »
Go shopping.  Mens clothes are overly boring.
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #11 on: August 25, 2007, 06:29:06 pm »
If I woke up as the opposite gender... then I would be straight! And I would finally be able to hold a guy's hand in public without having to fear for my life :lol:
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #12 on: August 25, 2007, 09:34:41 pm »
Quote from: VulturEMaN on August 25, 2007, 03:02:32 pm
Quote from: Rocko on August 25, 2007, 02:23:18 pm
I would be a lesbian.

I 2nd that, but I'm not sure why lol.
We'd have to scissor!
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #13 on: August 25, 2007, 11:49:35 pm »
I'd find some snow and write my name.
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #14 on: August 27, 2007, 09:32:32 am »
I would finally be able to join the army and steal one of their tanks...before being convicted of multiple offenses many people would find disturbing for a GIRL to do.
LOL.  :wacko:
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #15 on: August 27, 2007, 11:00:30 am »
Quote from: Sarah on August 27, 2007, 09:32:32 am
I would finally be able to join the army and steal one of their tanks...before being convicted of multiple offenses many people would find disturbing for a GIRL to do.
LOL.  :wacko:

Only men can join the army in the United Kingdom? I never noticed that.
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #16 on: August 27, 2007, 11:33:15 am »
Quote from: Patback399 on August 27, 2007, 11:00:30 am
Quote from: Sarah on August 27, 2007, 09:32:32 am
I would finally be able to join the army and steal one of their tanks...before being convicted of multiple offenses many people would find disturbing for a GIRL to do.
LOL.  :wacko:

Only men can join the army in the United Kingdom? I never noticed that.

Only men can join the army and operate a tank (apparently).
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Re: If you woke up tomorrow as the opposite sex..
« Reply #17 on: August 28, 2007, 07:31:01 am »
Quote from: Sarah on August 27, 2007, 09:32:32 am
I would finally be able to join the army and steal one of their tanks...before being convicted of multiple offenses many people would find disturbing for a GIRL to do.
LOL.  :wacko:
show me your tank ;)
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