French Narrator: It's time for a super SpongeBob SquarePants special, but this special is no ordinary special, because this special is the special where SpongeBob buys Gary.And here to host this special SpongeBob special, is the one, the only, PATCHY THE PIRATE!
We wait at the door for 5 seconds
French Narrator: Patchy?
Potty answers the door
Potty: Oh, hey, kids! Come on in!
We see Patchy putting up decorations
Patchy: (Mumbling Under his breath) Gotta finish decorating!
Potty: PATCHY!
Patchy: (Turns around) Potty! I told you... oh, hey kids! You're early, Potty was just putting up the decorations.
Kids: Why are you putting up decorations, Patchy?
Patchy: Because, 10 years ago, today, is the day when I first bought Potty. Hey! You want to hear that story?
Kids: Yes, please!
Flashback starts
We see Patchy at a pet shop
Patchy: Hmmm... I need a parrot...
Shop Assistant: Well, why don't you turn around and look at our parrot section?
Patchy: Great idea!
We see a bunch of parrots that look like Potty
Flashback suddenly ends
Potty: Patchy, I need help putting up the decorations.
Patchy: I'll be right there! (Looks at us) Look, I'll tell you the story later. In the meantime, why don't you watch some brand new SpongeBob SquarePants?