In my clipboard (CTRL-V) buffer this morning, is this:
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Well, what did you expect I'd be listening to?
If you guessed Worm Quartet “Sumophobia - Alpha 2 Ex Championship Turbo Edition” then
O FUDGE!!!Go and accidentally use too much nasal detergent and end up mindlessly doing the following things:
Carbonating your pet hamster.
Setting fire to the playpen.
Biting William Shatner.
Smashing that {
toliet word removed} couch and seeing if it steals your change again.
Leaving a hair on the soap.
Uranating* on a chair.
Uploading a 10 gigabyte .JPG reading "Under Construction" to your website.
Adding eleven spoons of creamer to your cup of coffee.
Hacking the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws out of a chair just for the H-E-Double-Bendy-Straws of it.
Lovingly cleaning a spatula with a washrag.
Kraftwerk "Computer World"
*
uranating = covering with or infusing with a uranium compound
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This is in my clipboard buffer because I post to the "What are you listening to?" threads on at least five other BBSs.