Dear Monkey
It pains me to write this letter to you but we both know it needs to be done. I have enjoyed this past few months we shared but I must say I feel we had drifted to far apart. I know we have became very close, I mean come on we share 99% of DNA for crying out loud. Though I will always cherish what we shared to the end of time, but it is about high time we let our little love bird fly off and begain anew. And even it is painful and difficult for me to say this but we both know it to be true is that this relation had a destiny to fail. For one the difference in intelligence between us is much to great and I couldn't possible be with someone like you forever with my supior intellect. As of now I wish to no longer harbor your love. And about time went our separate ways you and I. Especily you with that new baboon friend. Ya thats right I know about that. But Im not angry and istead I am proud, and I wish you the best of luck.
In your best regards,
Anoyomous