Sorry for the double posting!
Chapter 3
The Catapult
Sponge: Oh No!
Pat: What should we do!?!
Kevin: Ha ha ha!
:: Kevin launches the catapult::
Sponge: No! Gary! Ohhh? You're going to get it Kevin!
Kevin: Huh?
Sponge: Aaahhhhhhhhhh!!!!
::Spongebob starts hitting Kevin so hard it hurts Spongebob's rist::
Kevin: Ugh!
Pat: that's what you deserve!!!
Spongebob: Call the mental hospital!
Pat: Well, Ok.
::Patrick calls the mental hospital::
Pat: Hello?
Secretary: Yes? What is it?
Pat: It's Patrick!
Sec.: Oh, the regular!
Pat: No, not me! I'm not crazy! There's a crazy man here and I'd like to report him!
Sec.: What's his name?
Pat: Spongebob.
Sec.: Ok we'll go pick him up! We'll be right there!
Pat: Thanks! That guy was really getting on my nerves!
::Pat hangs up::
Sponge: Do you know what you've just done you IDIOT!!!
Pat: What?
Sponge: You reported me to them!!!
Pat: Oh, sorry!
Sponge: Call them back right now!!!
Pat: Ok, Ok,
::Pat Calls::
Sec.: Hello?
Pat: Hello this is Pat! Umuh dadeedoodeedoo!
::Pat faints::
Sec.: Better get Pat and that Spongefred guy and throw both of them the mental hospital!
Sponge: Oh No!
::Meanwhile on the Flying Dutchman's ship::
Flying Dutchman: This is great tea!
::Gary fly's onto The Dutchman's from the catapult::
Flying Dutchman: Well what do we have here? A cute little snail. The books say's that whom ever steps foot on my ship has to be part oh my crew forever!
Gary: Meow?
Flying Dutchman: That's right little buddy! FOREVER! Ha ha ha!
Gary: Meow!
Flying Dutchman: Oh Shut up!
:: Meanwhile on land ::
Sponge: Hi Mental Institution guys.
Mental Institution guy 1: Freeze! Before you do anything else loony!
Sponge (Thinking) What should I do?? I have an idea!
Sponge: There's Spongebob!
::Points at Kevin::
Mental Institution guy2: But what about Patrick!
Sponge: He also call's himself Patrick!
Mental Institution guy1: Thank you very much!
Kevin: What?
::They take Kevin to the Mental Instutution::
Sponge: Well that is solved!
Pat: But where is Gary?
Telegram Guy: Telegram for Mr. Squarepants!
Sponge: That's me!
Telegram Guy: Well here yah go!
Sponge: Let's read it! It say's:
[ Hello. I have your snail friend!
[ If you want him back?
[ You can't get him back!
[ To Bad!
[ From, The Flying Dutchman
[ (ps. Na-na-na-na-na I have the snail)
[ (pss. If you even try to sneak on my boat I will steal your soul!)