Author Topic: Things To Do In Walmart? (Read 17050 times)

SirBors · « **on:** July 05, 2003, 07:46:17 pm »

i have a list of 50 things to do, i wanna hear some more ppl...please :biggrin:

foulpattie · « **Reply #1 on:** July 05, 2003, 08:18:41 pm »

Paint yourself yellow and run around saying im the smile guy haha! And take out your rubber sword and start slashing prices. :original:

SirBors · « **Reply #2 on:** July 05, 2003, 08:34:15 pm »

that is good one, since we called walmart and asked if the smiley slashes prices up and what he likes to wear and where they keep him, the manager couldn't anser all our questions...wow he went to a great college. MORON!!!!!!!!!!!

falco · « **Reply #3 on:** July 05, 2003, 08:42:51 pm »

track down walmart brand animal print thongs....yep u know they have them...

SirBors · « **Reply #4 on:** July 05, 2003, 08:49:21 pm »

we need some more, so far they are good...les go!

falco · « **Reply #5 on:** July 05, 2003, 09:01:11 pm »

come up to a random guy working...U C THESE TOMATOS....GET ME BENNIGAN...hed be like...bennigan who...then reply...I DONT HAVE TIME FOR THIS GO GET BENNIGAN!

DoomBringer316 · « **Reply #6 on:** July 06, 2003, 08:50:49 am »

Hey I know! Ask for vaseline and vibrating screwdrivers! Oh wait... that was Kmart.

lemonsrock103 · « **Reply #7 on:** July 06, 2003, 09:15:35 am »

Turn on all the talking toys at once to annoy other customers :biggrin:

garyfan · « **Reply #8 on:** July 06, 2003, 09:20:39 am »

Ask if they have Preperation H and start to itch ur butt lol

MandaFaye · « **Reply #9 on:** July 06, 2003, 10:50:18 am »

o.O Set up a mini-war in the toy aisle between G.I. joe and Ken over who gets barbie.

SirBors · « **Reply #10 on:** July 06, 2003, 06:39:45 pm »

ok the last one, it stank ike old veggies in the bottom of the fridge...its been done before. all the other were good until i came to urs...but ill still do it lol :biggrin:

Gary · « **Reply #11 on:** July 06, 2003, 06:41:10 pm »

:biggrin: Yeah!

foulpattie · « **Reply #12 on:** July 06, 2003, 06:52:16 pm »

Now this is true. . . One time at walmart i saw these 2 people with these vacuem (sp?) cleaners and thye were raming them against each others vacuems. LOL

Hannahbal · « **Reply #13 on:** July 06, 2003, 07:43:19 pm »

Ask how many tokens it takes to get your items scanned in the check out...ask this with a really big foreign accent.

lemonsrock103 · « **Reply #14 on:** July 07, 2003, 01:54:03 pm »

Hide in Clothing Racks and when someone picks up a shirt say "Buy me!"

chelseysquarepants · « **Reply #15 on:** July 07, 2003, 03:04:24 pm »

walk in with fake blood all over you and go collapse in the aisle were they keep band-aids and have them in you hand

Hannahbal · « **Reply #16 on:** July 07, 2003, 05:14:31 pm »

HOW ABOUT you walk in with real blood on you because youve just eaten someone! That sounds awesome to me!

Gary · « **Reply #17 on:** July 07, 2003, 05:51:16 pm »

Uhh...okay.

foulpattie · « **Reply #18 on:** July 08, 2003, 12:14:44 pm »

Walk in naked. enough said

SizzlinSean · « **Reply #19 on:** July 08, 2003, 12:21:31 pm »

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Walk in naked. enough said

take some of they're fishing line and put a dollar on it then pull it away from people!

And I've tried the naked thing. IT DON"T WORK WELL!

DoomBringer316 · « **Reply #20 on:** July 08, 2003, 07:26:58 pm »

*Scratches "Walk in nude and ask for vaseline and Ken action figures" off the list*

1kenny · « **Reply #21 on:** July 27, 2003, 05:09:13 pm »

go to the deli section and ask for free samples

sPoNg3b0b · « **Reply #22 on:** July 27, 2003, 05:24:14 pm »

When you have to go to the bathroom, ask an attendant person where it is. Go and find it, and if someone is in it or not, say I can't get the door open to the same attendant, then say I'll try again and go back and pretend to try to open the door but you cant and then go back to the attendant and say I need help and i can't wait to go to the bathroom!!!!! And do the gotta go dance and start singing it while the attendent walks you to the bathroom and they finally open it and then you go to the bathroom. :biggrin: lol... i just made that 1 up :laughing: :devil: Mwah hahahaha. Hope you liked that 1.. lol...Hurumpf... :devil:

SirBors · « **Reply #23 on:** July 27, 2003, 07:27:05 pm »

umm riteeee....

DoomBringer316 · « **Reply #24 on:** July 27, 2003, 10:50:08 pm »

Way to use your brain sp0ng3b0b. I can tell you do it alot.

swellfeller · « **Reply #25 on:** July 27, 2003, 11:27:50 pm »

go go sppeed go go go gog o oggo go speed go!!!!!!!!! wham wham whmwhamwhamwamwhwmwhwmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmcrashcrashcrashcrahitwas exacly one year ago when we were narrowly defeated go go ogo ggogog sped go go go go gog o go gog ogg go og og ospeed go

swellfeller · « **Reply #26 on:** July 27, 2003, 11:31:28 pm »

lets beat that speed reord. ITS GONNA GET ROUGH TRIXY GET DOWN!!!! uhhuh oh ohh oh ooo oha oh ooooooo hahaha (speed increaes) oh ah oh ah ohhhh ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo here we go here we gosped racer VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM mccmccmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmccrah

Megan · « **Reply #27 on:** July 28, 2003, 10:22:24 am »

dont dubble post. but my idea is to buy some brownies, take them to the bathroom and crumble them up and smear them all over the toilet and walls then go to the service desk and tell them tha5 they have a minor mess in the bathroom

SizzlinSean · « **Reply #28 on:** July 28, 2003, 10:57:02 am »

Take lemonade and make a little trail to the urinal then pour too much so the urinal overflows.

Patrick · « **Reply #29 on:** July 28, 2003, 03:02:06 pm »

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lets beat that speed reord. ITS GONNA GET ROUGH TRIXY GET DOWN!!!! uhhuh oh ohh oh ooo oha oh ooooooo hahaha (speed increaes) oh ah oh ah ohhhh ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo here we go here we gosped racer VROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMM mccmccmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmcmccrah

um, what?

Hannahbal · « **Reply #30 on:** July 28, 2003, 03:03:20 pm »

Thats the exact thing that I was thinking, Patrick.

DHoffryn · « **Reply #31 on:** July 30, 2003, 07:04:18 am »

race with a customer who is not movie fast...and lose

make big z's in the aile so no one can pass

take all the mens underwear and put it in the womens section...take all the womens underwear and put it in the mens section...watch sonfusion

melly005 · « **Reply #32 on:** July 30, 2003, 04:39:49 pm »

i've done that. this weirdo girl ended buying a pair of mens underwear.... lol :devil: :biggrin: :original:

Patrick · « **Reply #33 on:** July 30, 2003, 05:38:44 pm »

ooo, you mean you?

DHoffryn · « **Reply #34 on:** July 31, 2003, 03:04:50 pm »

o0o
i think you were pwned...lol

yeah i have done that stuff on a dare

plus i walk the same ailse ninety thousand times and see if people notice

melly005 · « **Reply #35 on:** July 31, 2003, 03:12:55 pm »

yes i believe i was pwned... but now i no the definition thanx 2 Dhoffryn... :laughing: but NO i did not do that... if u read my post it says I was the one who mixed up the underwear, not the one who bought it..... :devil: :sad: :laughing: wooooahhhhhh i had 2 much sugar in my latte this afternoon.....

DHoffryn · « **Reply #36 on:** July 31, 2003, 03:29:13 pm »

so you actually pwned yourself....lol that is pretty good

pAtRiCkSgRrL4EvA · « **Reply #37 on:** July 31, 2003, 08:24:16 pm »

u should go 2 were all the greeting cards, magazines and books are at and start reading them out loud like really LOUD then if people start to stare just start talking 2 ur self really loud and talk crap bout that person

foulpattie · « **Reply #38 on:** July 31, 2003, 08:40:55 pm »

Eat all the food in the store! :mf_eat_arrow:

DHoffryn · « **Reply #39 on:** July 31, 2003, 09:44:36 pm »

then complain that said food is no good and you found it open

my favorite is still go to sleep in massage chairs, even though everyone does it...lol
it is a classic

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Author Topic: Things To Do In Walmart? (Read 17050 times)

SirBors

foulpattie

SirBors

SirBors

lemonsrock103

garyfan

MandaFaye

SirBors

Gary

foulpattie

lemonsrock103

chelseysquarepants

Gary

foulpattie

sPoNg3b0b

SirBors

swellfeller

swellfeller

Megan

Patrick

DHoffryn

melly005

Patrick

DHoffryn

melly005

DHoffryn

pAtRiCkSgRrL4EvA

foulpattie

DHoffryn