Topic: The Sponge And The Spongey

[edso]

I done this on vacation I thought it was good it has a long way to go guys its a spoof of the fast and the furious kind of but I’ve never seen its just about Squidward given SB the idea of being a "punk" and a new SB breaks threw but does not last long....

The sponge and the spongy

chapter one: after all the years

*Spongebob runs out of his house*

Spongebob: Gotta pass the exam if I don’t I wont get my drivers -

*Spongebob is in front of the boating school and walks in with a goofy smile*

Spongebob:Hello fellow classmates how are thee for today we shall ride in our boats and learn safety!

*A fish rolls his eyes*


the fish: shut the heck up we would learn if you would shut up!

*miss puff runs in*

Miss puff: Hi everybody sorry I’m late

*Spongebobs eyes open very wide*

Spongebob: Miss puff oh miss puff puffy puff puff

Miss puff: WHAT!

Spongebob: the exam.....

*Miss puff rolls her eyes*

Miss puff: very well just meet me outside in 3 minutes


*3 minutes later....*


*Spongebob hops in a boat with miss puff*

Spongebob: Ok eyes on the road

*Spongebob is doing very good and speeds along the road



Miss puff: TURN SPONGEBOB NOW!


*sponge turns and smiles*

Spongebob : wow on time and I made 700 points just the right number to pass



Miss puff: Well Spongebob you passed good for you my no longer student! hers your license

Spongebob has a dazed look in
his eyes*

Spongebob: wow a license Ive always dreamed of me having a license


*Miss puff for the second time rolls her eyes*

Miss puff : Whatever...have a good time not being in my class looser!

*She walks away with a big smile*

Spongebob:Er- thanks

Spongbob: I cant wait to show Patrick and Sqidward and Sandy and Peral and Mr. Krabs and ......

*Spongebob lists like 9999 people in bikini bottom really fast and the sun goes down then up cartoony eh?*

Spongebob: (Ending his list) and zafuooy (A random not word that starts with a Z)



Spongebob: Well look out I’m going to go ride my boat to Patrick’s house once I get a boat I have a license so why cant I have a boat?

*Spongebob heads off to the boat store he has tears of joy running down his eyes




" Chapter two : A boat shop and a can opener


*Spongebob finds his way to the boat store and finds a "catfishalac" (Cadillac if you want to know what it would look like)*



sponge bob(to sales guy): Yo er *Reads nametag* bob how much is this *points to catfishalac*

Bob: Er- $100 kid

*Spongebobs mouth drops to the ground making a giant metal rock hitting a metal floor sound*

Spongebob: Ok fine Ill be here next week

*Spongebob makes his way into conch street*

Spongheob: Patrick do you have anything worth a hundred bucks!

*Patrick comes out of rock with a smile peeling from the ceiling dropping*

Patrick : Yo SB like the slang dawg

*Patrick is dressed really weird making sponge bob shiver*
Patrick : Squidward said to make a fool out of myself somewhere else so it was rap city or the monkey house
and now I’m a rapper!

Spongebo: Weird well do you have anything to sell?

*Patrick reaches in his pocket and pulls out a can opener*

Spongebob: What the barnacle on a ship is that worth one penny?

Patrick: Its made of gold 1 karrot of it cool huh?

Spongebob : Who the hecks goona buy er Dawg that thing yo...

Patrick : Me or the readers do not think thats funny and er try scooter

Spongebob OK!

*Spongebob runs to the beach and sees scooter surfing*

Spongebob: Hey scooter wanna buy this for 100 bucks

*5 minutes later SB has the money and then goes to the boat shop*

Spongebob: I have the money!

Bob : Ok the cars all yours kid keep your nose clean

Spongebob: Thats goona be hard because I have a real long nose well anyway..bye



*Spongebob drives kinda bad he hits a car but then sways and is real good*
 

[kiwidavid]

COOL!! You have a very crative mind.... just like me... and all of the other SZ fans!!!!

[edso]

More reviews are needed

[SizzlinSean]

Closed by request.

[edso]

Guys please I need2 more reviews  before I post chap 3
 

[Daniel]

I LOVE IT!!!!!!!!![/size]

[I_Ripped_My_Pants_Again]

Good Story Dude, I love it!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  :biggrin:  

[edso]

Great guys chapter 3? Anyone? Ok It should be up soon...

[I_Ripped_My_Pants_Again]

Ok Everybody here's Chapter 3 of Edso's fanfic, He wanted me to post it for him.   :original:

Chapter three : Taking squidward to work

*Spongebob hopps out of bed and sniffs the fresh air*

Spongebob: Gary you there?

*Gary comes out of spongebobs bed and says meow like always*
Spongebob: Im goona show squidward my boat!

Gary: Meow.....

Spongebob: See ya

*Spongebob walks out and goes to sqiuds tiki and knocks squidward opens the door*


Squidward: What do you  waaaaaa- Is that a catfishalac

Spongebob: Yup and Im goona drive you to work in it


Squidward : Whatever  say does that have a hemi in it

Spongebob: No I already took out the bugs in it

*Squidward rolls his eyes and hops in the boat*

Spongebob: Here we go

*Spongebob drives good but is a bit sticky with turning*

Spogebob: Time to floor it...(He sounds all cool like....)

Squidward(Eyes real wide): If we tip over I mean we have no roof and I mean....

Spongebob: Trust me squidward when I floor it I floor it good

Squidward : Well Im gonna die

*Spongebob floors it to 80 and shoots forward*

Spongebob: Told`ja

*The encounter a bridge going up*

Spongebob: Here we gooooooo

*The ramp it*

Squidward: : I`m goona die!

Spongebob: And go to car paradise!

*The make it too the krusty krab*

Squidard: I wet my pants WAH!

*Starts to cry*
Spongebob : Let me get your pants a tissue

Squidward: YOU you got me into this you -you - punk!

Spongebob: Wow...me a punk sorry squid I have to go......

Squidward : Wait who will  do the fry cooking! *Sighs* Who cares..
 

[edso]

Thanks alot man!

[I_Ripped_My_Pants_Again]

Thanks alot man!

Actually it's girl not man but you're very welcome.  :biggrin:

My Review: I like it, it's really good.  :original:  I'm looking forward to more chapters from you.  

[edso]

Ok three or more reviews are needed