I made this months ago. It started the parody thing. :happy: Its a parody of The fast and the Furious. It got GREAT ratings. The grammer suks but as I carry on it should be better.
The sponge and the spongy
chapter one: after all the years
*Spongebob runs out of his house*
Spongebob: Gotta pass the exam if I don’t I wont get my drivers -
*Spongebob is in front of the boating school and walks in with a goofy smile*
Spongebob:Hello fellow classmates how are thee for today we shall ride in our boats and learn safety!
*A fish rolls his eyes*
the fish: shut the heck up we would learn if you would shut up!
*miss puff runs in*
Miss puff: Hi everybody sorry I’m late
*Spongebobs eyes open very wide*
Spongebob: Miss puff oh miss puff puffy puff puff
Miss puff: WHAT!
Spongebob: the exam.....
*Miss puff rolls her eyes*
Miss puff: very well just meet me outside in 3 minutes
*3 minutes later....*
*Spongebob hops in a boat with miss puff*
Spongebob: Ok eyes on the road
*Spongebob is doing very good and speeds along the road
Miss puff: TURN SPONGEBOB NOW!
*sponge turns and smiles*
Spongebob : wow on time and I made 700 points just the right number to pass
Miss puff: Well Spongebob you passed good for you my no longer student! hers your license
Spongebob has a dazed look in
his eyes*
Spongebob: wow a license Ive always dreamed of me having a license
*Miss puff for the second time rolls her eyes*
Miss puff : Whatever...have a good time not being in my class looser!
*She walks away with a big smile*
Spongebob:Er- thanks
Spongbob: I cant wait to show Patrick and Sqidward and Sandy and Peral and Mr. Krabs and ......
*Spongebob lists like 9999 people in bikini bottom really fast and the sun goes down then up cartoony eh?*
Spongebob: (Ending his list) and zafuooy (A random not word that starts with a Z)
Spongebob: Well look out I’m going to go ride my boat to Patrick’s house once I get a boat I have a license so why cant I have a boat?
*Spongebob heads off to the boat store he has tears of joy running down his eyes
" Chapter two : A boat shop and a can opener
*Spongebob finds his way to the boat store and finds a "catfishalac" (Cadillac if you want to know what it would look like)*
sponge bob(to sales guy): Yo er *Reads nametag* bob how much is this *points to catfishalac*
Bob: Er- $100 kid
*Spongebobs mouth drops to the ground making a giant metal rock hitting a metal floor sound*
Spongebob: Ok fine Ill be here next week
*Spongebob makes his way into conch street*
Spongheob: Patrick do you have anything worth a hundred bucks!
*Patrick comes out of rock with a smile peeling from the ceiling dropping*
Patrick : Yo SB like the slang dawg
*Patrick is dressed really weird making sponge bob shiver*
Patrick : Squidward said to make a fool out of myself somewhere else so it was rap city or the monkey house
and now I’m a rapper!
Spongebo: Weird well do you have anything to sell?
*Patrick reaches in his pocket and pulls out a can opener*
Spongebob: What the barnacle on a ship is that worth one penny?
Patrick: Its made of gold 1 karrot of it cool huh?
Spongebob : Who the hecks goona buy er Dawg that thing yo...
Patrick : Me or the readers do not think thats funny and er try scooter
Spongebob OK!
*Spongebob runs to the beach and sees scooter surfing*
Spongebob: Hey scooter wanna buy this for 100 bucks
*5 minutes later SB has the money and then goes to the boat shop*
Spongebob: I have the money!
Bob : Ok the cars all yours kid keep your nose clean
Spongebob: Thats goona be hard because I have a real long nose well anyway..bye
*Spongebob drives kinda bad he hits a car but then sways and is real good*
Chapter three : Taking squidward to work
*Spongebob hopps out of bed and sniffs the fresh air*
Spongebob: Gary you there?
*Gary comes out of spongebobs bed and says meow like always*
Spongebob: Im goona show squidward my boat!
Gary: Meow.....
Spongebob: See ya
*Spongebob walks out and goes to sqiuds tiki and knocks squidward opens the door*
Squidward: What do you waaaaaa- Is that a catfishalac
Spongebob: Yup and Im goona drive you to work in it
Squidward : Whatever say does that have a hemi in it
Spongebob: No I already took out the bugs in it
*Squidward rolls his eyes and hops in the boat*
Spongebob: Here we go
*Spongebob drives good but is a bit sticky with turning*
Spogebob: Time to floor it...(He sounds all cool like....)
Squidward(Eyes real wide): If we tip over I mean we have no roof and I mean....
Spongebob: Trust me squidward when I floor it I floor it good
Squidward : Well Im gonna die
*Spongebob floors it to 80 and shoots forward*
Spongebob: Told`ja
*The encounter a bridge going up*
Spongebob: Here we gooooooo
*The ramp it*
Squidward: : I`m goona die!
Spongebob: And go to car paradise!
*The make it too the krusty krab*
Squidard: I wet my pants WAH!
*Starts to cry*
Spongebob : Let me get your pants a tissue
Squidward: YOU you got me into this you -you - punk!
Spongebob: Wow...me a punk sorry squid I have to go......
Squidward : Wait who will do the fry cooking! *Sighs* Who cares..
