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« on: December 27, 2004, 04:40:04 pm »

Chapter: 001
Date: Today...
Place: Bikini Bottom/Krustykrab
Name: The stupid intro
Reason: No reason at all.



Welcome to this story of Stupidity, Wacky-ness,  chaotic Ventures , And Comedy.

This tale lies beneath the sea, where a sponge, named Spongebob Sqaure Pants lives inside  a Fruit, Yes Thats not healthy But lets continune.


This Sponge Lives in Bikini Bottom The town of uh, Fish?

So lets just get on with this Story, one morning spongebob's alarm Clock Did not go off.

And At work (the Krusty Krab) Starts at 8:00 AM and When spongebob wakes up well, Its 2:00 PM

Spongebob: Fishpaste! It two A clock and work start hours ago Mr. krabs will be  Furious...

Well spongebob Raced Down stairs , Tripping on the way, And finnaly landed at the door he Grabbed his pants and put them on (duh) Chucked Down Coffe and opened the door.

For some Spontaneous Reason Mr.krabs was Waiting.

Mr.krabs: Your late...

Spongebob: Mr.Krabs what are you doing here?

Mr.krabs: I'm sorry ladie, but Your Fired for being 6 hours late Squidward's Working Hard right now!

*Meanwhile at the krusty Krab...*

Squidward: *Snoring*
Fish: Hey Buddy! my children Have not  ate in days we need food!!
Squidward: *puts sign on head that says: Do not Disturb*

*back at Spongebob house*

Spongebob: ... F...Fi....Fir....Fire....

Mr.krabs: Uh spongebob?

Spongebob: Fire, Fire,Fire,Fire,Fire

About 45 minutes Later....

Mr.krabs: Zzz

Spongebob: DID YOU JUST SAY I WAS FIRED!?

To Be Continued, Mabye,

« Last Edit: December 27, 2004, 04:43:47 pm by Evilspongee »

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« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2004, 05:24:23 pm »
10/10 awsome story.

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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2004, 08:24:59 am »
10/10

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« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2004, 11:01:53 am »
10/10 Funny stuff back there...funny stuff

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« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2004, 11:50:34 am »
9/10. Is it was pretty good.

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« Reply #5 on: January 01, 2005, 03:16:11 pm »
Chapter 002
Date: Jan 1 2005
Place: Various
Name: Rage Becomes A Habbit
Reason: Not yet

Mr.Krabs: Well Yeah.. Your Fired
Spongebob: It can't Be! You must of Mixed with some other Worker Or somthing!

Mr.krabs: Uh spongebob you and Squidward are my only workers.
Spongebob: Lies! You can't Fire me you said it yourself!


Flash back: 7 days Ago

Spongebob: I'm Done washing the Tables Mr.Krabs I'll be on my break now! *runs off*

Mr.krabs: Man I could never fire that boy.

No longer flashback


Mr.krabs: Yeah but that was...  Wait How could you Rember  something  I said if you wern't there?
Spongebob: You know what I have no idea
Mr.krabs: Thats Scary

Spongebob: Mr.krabs..
Mr.krabs: Erh Sorry Me boy
Spongebob: And whats with you calling me boy I'm not your son

Mr.Krabs: Meet Me At the Coffe Shop we will have a  little Talk.
Door Shuts And a boat Drives away.

Spongebob walks outside
Spongebob: I am NOT scary.
Kid: Mommy that sponge is scary!
Mom: Don't make fun of the sponge Billy
Spongebob: *Throws Rock at kid*


At the coffe shop....

Mr.krabs: That sponge is crazy  I mean hes a good worker And all but he Goofs Off..

Some guy Drinking Coffe:  *slurp* Ahh... I fell your Pain Jeff Goofs Off every day.

Manger: Jeff Clean the Tables!
Jeff: Okay Captin! *Falls down*
Jeff: ZZZZZZ...

Mr.krabs: I see.....

To Be Continued, Mabye.

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« Reply #6 on: January 01, 2005, 03:43:05 pm »
15/10. very very good work.

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« Reply #7 on: January 01, 2005, 05:12:37 pm »
Awsome. Can you post links to your other stories.

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« Reply #8 on: January 02, 2005, 01:42:45 pm »
Chapter 003/ Important Chapter 001
Date: Jan/02/05
Place: Various
Name: The story Begins
Reason:  Not yet.....

Spongebob: I can't believe this  its not possible!
*Walks in the middle of the street*
Spongebob: They would never fire me
*boats crash into each other flying over spongebob making a train wreck*
Spongebob: *Opens Coffe Shop*
Mr.Krabs: I mean that boys scary
Spongebob: I'M NOT SCARY! *Jumps after mr.krabs*
Mr.krabs: Get Him Off me *arm rips off* Not again.
Some guy in coffe shop: Hey Cops Can you come over here Quick!
Fish cops: Yes *Tranqulizzes Spongebob*


Spongebob eyes get blury peparing to shut *
Mr.krabs: Sorry me Boy
*Goes Dark*

At hospital*

Doctor: Hes out Cold Mr.Krabs By my Test Spongebob Is in a mental Stage right now
Because you told him He was fired He will be In rage For 5 Days There is no cure you Must wait out the days and try to keep Him calm Feed him hes like having a bull dog I seen this 11 times.

Mr.krabs:  Ahrg... I'l; whatch over him...

Doctor: You better Or he will go on a rampage!

Mr.krabs: Hm....
 
*Dream*

Spongebob: Eat krabbys Pattys Or  I will eat you Now only 25 Bucks!*
Army: Frezze Monkeys!

*Back in reality*

Mr.krabs: Nah.

*In the hospital Room707*

Spongebob wakes up

Spongebob: Where Am I? Who Am I? Why am I here?  Who did this to me ?

To Be Continued, Mabye.


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« Reply #9 on: January 02, 2005, 02:42:18 pm »
Yes finish it! My lord! 20/10! I just died! Army: Freeze monkeys! That was hilarious! keep going!

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« Reply #10 on: January 05, 2005, 03:41:29 pm »
Chapter 004: The Night

Fish: I'm going to have to to you spongey to calm down
Spongebob: Never! *eating chips* there mine Back away
Fish: Give up the chips and no one gets hurt
Spongebob: Never! *jumps after fish*
Fish: Well !?!? WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR GET THE SAVAGE!!
Cop 1: Uh yeah right
Cop 2: So you wanna go for donuts
Cop 1: you read my mind.
Fish: You baby's Cop 3 help!
Cop 3: Yes Sir *shoots spongebob with tranqulizers but misses and hits fish*
Fish: You Fool!
Spongebob: Your not getting My chips! *runs*
Cop 3: Oh Ok fine by me

Mr.krabs: Spongebob Wake up!

DAY 1


Chapter 005: The real Chapter 4

Spongebob: What ? *chewing on pillow*
Mr.krabs: erh.. well... *looks at pillow* Uh...... Were going to the carnival Pack up and lets go.

Patrick: Carnivial! Lets go!
Mr.krabs: Patrick waht are you doing here
Patrick: I always come here at 3:00 AM right after my krabby patty.
Mr.krabs: Riiiiight well You can come to!
Spongebob And patrick: Were going to the carnival (over and over) *Falls out window*
Spongebob: I'm Ok....

Part 2 coming Soon

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« Reply #11 on: January 09, 2005, 10:27:15 am »
Part 2 of chapter 5

Driving in boat*

Spongebob: So what carnival are we going to?
Mr.krabs: Uh the .. monkey one
Spongebob : Monkey?
Patrick: Hey mr krabs.
Mr.krabs: Yes?
Patrick: I'm about to tell you
Mr.krabs: What?
Patrick: your about to
Mr.krabs: Yes Yes yes!
Patrick: Hit the police car.
Mr.krabs: What?

* the boat rides on to the roof and flys in the air landing Infront of the police car*

In police car*

Cop 1: Hey did you just see that?
Cop 2:  Yeah that guy lights Let rush him!

And after a long long car chase that we cannot afford you to see  we are on a high way:

Cop 1: Whats the pink thing doing now?
Cop 2: Waitt hes sticking out his tounge Is that drool?
*Drool Hits the window*
Cop 1 : I can't see! *jerking wheel* Where gonna die
Cop 2: Well before that happens i wanted to say I love you,
Cop 1: .... *opens door jumps out*
Cop 2: Wait take me with you! *hits gabage truck*
Cop 2 : Don't cars have airbags? *airbag comes*



Mr.Krabs: Patrick This is all your fault You fired.
Patrick: From what?
Mr.krabs: From being. Don't question my methods!
Spongebob: The carnival Its here! *jumps out and starts running towards it*

Final Part of Chapter 5 Coming soon.

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« Reply #12 on: January 09, 2005, 11:21:36 am »
Was Nancy Cop 1 or Cop 2? lol Keep going, this is getting good.  :blink:

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« Reply #13 on: January 17, 2005, 04:35:04 pm »
Finale Of Chapter 5

Mr.Krabs: Yeah... The carnival
Spongebob: Lets go On the RollerCoaster!
Patrick: I'm in
Mr.krabs: I'm a little too old for that so i'll just....
Spongebob: You Come OR ELSE
Mr.Krabs: Or else What?
Patrick: 3.
Spongebob: *Steams*
Patrick: 2.
Mr.krabs: Spongebob!
Spongebob: *getting red*
Patrick: 1.
Mr.krabs: Ok We Will ride!
Spongebob: WHAT!??!? NO!?!?!?
Patrick: Spongebob, He said yes.
Spongebob: ... Lets go.

*On roller Coaster*

Teenage: Uh.. To ride the Death trap OF uhhh. *looks at sign* Dum
Maneger: Doom!
Teenage: Doom Yeah you gotta uh you gotta you. uh. Yeah you put the money. And the suckers. Or coustmers. And.
Manger: GIVES US 25 CENTS TO RIDE
Mr.Krabs: Riiiiight.
*Opens Door*
Guy Who works there: Hello My Friends, Welcome to the Death trap of Dum.
Spongebob: Doom
Guy: Don't Moak ME I will become President one day!  Welcome. Choose A roller Coaster Number between 1 and 10 One of these You will ride forever and Die Mwahhwahwa
Patrick: Sounds crazy.... I'll take Kart 3
Mr.krabs: Uh... Take me with him
Spongebob: I'll Take cart 7
Guy: Good Luck Mortals.
*Roller Coaster Starts*
Guy Walks away*
Guy: Poor Sponge....

END OF EPISODE 1

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« Reply #14 on: January 18, 2005, 03:45:29 pm »
That is a good story.  When does part 2 come?
« Last Edit: January 18, 2005, 03:45:53 pm by rtsap »